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posted by luv_warriorcatz
All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered wewe make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: guns and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. wewe silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that kobe, kasa hiding smugly inside of its shell:

We’re really, really good at figuring out how to kill things.

But we don’t like to stop at “kill it dead”. Nah, that’d be boring. We like to figure out inventive ways to kill things. And we like to do it with pizzazz. We like to figure out how we can kill as many things as possible with just one tiny weapon. We like to think up many different kinds of weapons to do the job for us. We also like to see if we can kill just that one thing that’s hiding and leave everything else around it untouched. We can target literally anything we want. All we need to do is exploit a distinctive trait that whatever we want dead has. We can kill multiples, we can kill singles, and we can do it creatively.

And it is the twenty-first century. We are armed with a lot zaidi than just sticks and, what did wewe call them in Bree Tanner…ah yes, “pop-guns”.

A whole lot more. (link)

Think of the sheer amount of military-grade weaponry wewe know about from the USA alone. Now think about all of the military-grade weaponry wewe know about from other countries. And now think about all of the military-grade weaponry wewe probably don’t know about because it’s kept juu secret.

Your Wanyonya damu have basically just revealed themselves to humanity. We know they would—look no further than Bree’s own words about her species to get confirmation of that:


"Again, I imagined the whole horde of us on the loose without a curfew. I could see Diego and me moving like ninjas through the shade. But I could also see Raoul, Kevin, and the rest, sparkling disco-ball monsters in the center of a busy downtown street, the bodies piling up, the screaming, the helicopters whirring, the soft, helpless cops with their dinky little bullets that wouldn’t make a dent, the cameras, the panic that would spread so fast as the pictures bounced swiftly around the globe.

Wanyonya damu wouldn’t be a secret for very long. Even Raoul couldn’t kill people fast enough to keep the story from spreading."

Yeah. Without fear of repercussions, Wanyonya damu would gladly march out into the sun and start killing people for no other reason than to laugh and onyesha everyone how powerful they are and crush the humans beneath them because they’re gods and humans are tasty morsels.

wewe have just introduced a global threat to the human race. This isn’t something that is attacking one country—oh no, these things are attacking everybody. This is the equivalent of an alien invasion.

*delicately* wewe just united seven billion people against a common enemy, and those seven billion people have zaidi technology, weapons, and ways to kill wewe than wewe can possibly comprehend.

wewe can’t hide—we can easily find you. wewe can’t blend in—Meyer didn’t make wewe that way. wewe can’t run—your juu speed is 180 mph. wewe can’t hide behind human shields—we can narrow the focus and kill just you. And most of all, wewe do not have the advantage. Meyer’s all about numbers, as we know, and brute force. It is now, at most, a few thousand Wanyonya damu against SEVEN FUCKING BILLION.

THAT. IS NOT. A SMALL. NUMBER.

THAT IS A BIG NUMBER!!!!!

I know wewe think you’ve made your Wanyonya damu invincible against humans, Meyer, but the truth is wewe haven’t. Aro is right—humans would wipe them out. We would. We would kill them all, your precious Cullens included. And if wewe continue to insist that no mere human weaponry could kill them, well, wewe also provided humans with two potential allies that are very powerful and can definitely kill your vampires, because they have.

Shape-shifters and werewolves. Shape-shifters are guardians against vampires, and mtu-bweha were driven to the brink of extinction kwa vampires.

The only possible way the Cullens could survive a human uprising would be to side with the humans and reveal all vampire weaknesses and fight with them. Even then, they would so not get to go back to their lifestyle once it was over. They would have severe regulations and restrictions placed upon them—if they weren’t just locked up in a lab on Area 51 for the rest of eternity—to say nothing of what the government and law officials would say when they discovered all of the ill-gotten gains the Cullens have been sitting on for the past few centuries. All of that money would go bye-bye.

Basically, Meyer, what I’m trying to say is that wewe have made yourself a world where they Volturi have to exist for your Cullens to enjoy your perfect ndoto life. The Volturi are guaranteeing the Cullens’ lavish, untouched existence. They don’t have to worry about the Southern Wanyonya damu coming up and trying to take them out and take their territories, they don’t have to worry about vampire babies eating all their chakula au destroying their stuff, they don’t have to worry about mtu-bweha killing them, and they don’t have to worry about humans tracking them via their heat-sink bodies au a slight glimmer from their sparkly cells and firebombing the shit out of them. They get to live without fear of anybody killing them and get to enjoy all of that money and rich stuff because the Volturi keep Wanyonya damu in check and make sure they don’t run wild and destroy the world—because wewe alisema it yourself. Without the Volturi, they would.

wewe fail on every conceivable level.
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I have actually read both series and liked Twilight okay, but Harry Potter rules for me!

First, the so often brought up topic... love, au lack thereof. Harry Potter consists of all sorts of love: family, parental, romantic, friend. Twilight consists of pure lust. Now for the evidence! Mrs. Molly Weasley killed Bellatrix Lestrange because Bellatrix nearly killed Ginny, her only daughter. The Weasleys all look out for each other, and even Percy apologized in the seventh book. They joined together in dark times, happy ones, sad ones, and when Fred died. wewe might say the Cullens onyesha family love....
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I'm going to start doing makala like this because I think it's fun and I just wanna see who thinks one character is better than the other.

Before wewe guys start, let me tell wewe my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.

Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)
PREFACE - THE JEALOUS-FALLACY IN ITS MANY FORMS

Alright, I have already dissected one very common fallacy invoked kwa some Twilight mashabiki and a few Harry Potter mashabiki as well, the Edward-fallacy. I shall not discuss that one but instead I will be moving on and examine another common fallacy invoked kwa some fans, using what I believe is the two most common forms of it.

"YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS, THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"

Firstly, let us examine the logical reasoning behind "You are just jealous, therefore your argument is invalid".
It is invoked when any shabiki post an argument and employes this...
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1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are zaidi relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are zaidi three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has zaidi types of upendo in it, not just romantic and sexual upendo (or should...
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harry potter is now logged in
harry ;anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
Ginny;y w has now logged in
ginny; yea am here this is why better then are old owl lol
harry; huh? lol wants that tell ron say hi d hi
ron w has lodged in
ron; hi harry was up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny; u can't make me
harry; ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what lol and waz means
ginny; lol means laughter out loud and wazwantt is up
ron ;lol means laughh out loud and waz want is up
ginny; wewe took the words right out of my mouth
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edwardcullen; I WEAR GIRLS CLOTHS AND AM A SPIKING VAMPIRE WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN upendo WITH A HUMAN GIRL
harry; freak
ron; yea
ginny; get off hear your in the wrong chat room go to the one with the six mwaka olds
edwardcullen; ok
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first off i would like to say that i used to like t but everyone ruined it.

hp is so much better because its about friendship and standing up for your self it shows fear and judement and kind and tenderness which in twilight its just about useing people to benifit wewe and doin iti mean in twilight, it takes edward and bella what a week to fall in upendo it takes ron and herimone over 7 years and harry starts to relize he loves ginny after 5 years! and not to mention hp is fun for everyone some people might be afraid of the fact of a man eating vampire watching them not knowing when there going to attack out of hunger. so when wewe "twilight" mashabiki find some real evidence that twilight has any real moral to it let me know cause i really like to know wat wewe think. au just maoni on this makala PEACE, sy-sy
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