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1. It has better writing.
2. It's plotline is better.
3. I'd rather read a book about a teenage boy going to a wizardry school and fighting a dark sorceror than one about a ditzy girl who's way too obsessed with her sparkly boyfriend.
4. The characters are zaidi relateable.
5. J.K. Rowling is not afraid to kill off plenty of good guys.
6. Most of the characters' educations actually matter to them.
7. It doesn't have thousands of rabid fangirls.
8. The characters are zaidi three-dimensional.
9. It stays true to mythology.
10. It has zaidi types of upendo in it, not just romantic and sexual upendo (or should I say teen lust).
11. Characters don't become zombies because their boyfriends and girlfriends left them.
12. Characters don't do risky stuff so they can hear their ex-lover's voice like some schizophrenic person.
13. The main character isn't a weak, mopey sap that can't live without his/her lover.
14. It doesn't portray blondes as b*tches.
15. It doesn't portray independent women as b*tches.
16. It doesn't glamourize adult-child relationships.
17. Twilight's a fad, Harry Potter's a legacy.
18. Even Stephen King (who's the king of horror literature) alisema that it's better.
19. Its jokes are funnier.
20. All of HP's sinema got fresh reviews on Rotten Tomatoes while all the Twilight's sinema got rotten reviews.
21. The males don't dominate the females.
22. The characters can live without a partner.
23. The guys aren't liked just because they're "hot".
24. Albus Severus Potter is a much better name than Renesmee Carlie Cullen.
25. The characters' names aren't cheesy.
26. Most of the nukuu and lines aren't cheesy.
27. The movie cast is better.
28. HP got Academy Awards and Choice Awards, while Twilight only got Choice Awards.
29. The characters don't become married and pregnant before they go to college and are still teenagers.
30. Its villains are better.
31. The plot doesn't contradict science, history, and/or itself.
32. It has smaller plotholes.
33. It doesn't promote forced love.
34. The main guy doesn't stalk his girlfriend and watch her sleep.
35. In HP, the falling in upendo process is zaidi realistic.
36. The characters have flaws.
37. It doesn't teach people that they don't have to go to college.
38. Its mwandishi is zaidi likable.
39. The characters actually songesha on when a loved one dies au leaves, they don't jump off cliffs.
40. The main characters are zaidi memorable.
41. It sold zaidi copies.
42. The main guy's girlfriend doesn't keep on trying to sex with him.
43. The main guy dumped his girlfriend for a better reason.
44. The main guy doesn't treat his girlfriend like a tiny, helpless baby.
45. It appeals to zaidi than just tween/teenage girls.
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"This afternoon, I was lucky enough to be among 400 other movie mashabiki to attend a test screening of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2" in Chicago, Illinois.
Rumors had been circuiting around the internet about this screening, but confirmation that it was Harry Potter didn't come until just before the film started. Since this was a working cut of the film, many effects and scenes were not finished. At least 50% of the special effects were still in the CGI rendering stage, and green screens were visible throughout the film. Also,...
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I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in upendo with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could wewe say that?! I'm in upendo with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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Here is a orodha of flaws found in Twilight:

1. Quileute Tribe - She added imprinting, which isn't even in their history, as a way to manipulate the relationships and have automatic 'true love' . If I was Quileute I would feel insulted.

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2. Basic Biology - It is stated in New Moon that an ancestor of the Quileute tribe transferred his soul to a real mbwa mwitu when his earthly body had been destroyed. In Breaking Dawn, Edward reveals that the Quileute tribe are not real werewolves, but shape-shifters. How can it be that this transformation is genetic for the descendants of the tribe?

3. Armed forces...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting viungo from this site will cause wewe to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning wewe against posting...
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Who's your inayopendelewa character from both series?Why?
Favorite scene from each book in both series? Why?
Favorite book from each series? Why?
What would wewe change in each book? Why?
What did wewe like in each book? Why?
What are the morals wewe learned in each series?
What were the happiest/saddest/scariest/funniest moments in each series?

*WARNING: Long+Spoilers*

My inayopendelewa character in Twilight would have to be Angelea. She's very smart and
kind and she doesn't judge anyone. Even if she may not agree with her friends,
she's still always there for them.
My inayopendelewa character in HP would have to...
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*I used to like Twilight until I started really kusoma it and it seemed like the zaidi I heard au read into it, the zaidi negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a shabiki of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them kwa their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...
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