Dumb Krum

First of all, this is MY opinion. If wewe don't agree, that's fine. If wewe do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would tarehe Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the sekunde hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter vitabu in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight sinema got him after the Harry Potter sinema were finished with him.

3. orodha other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that wewe think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, wewe don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what wewe are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight makala but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me orodha the reasons why children, teens and adults can upendo Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start uandishi about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the title to errors.

My apologise to Twilight mashabiki if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the vitabu like twice this mwezi and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole orodha on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction vitabu to be scientifically accurate. But if wewe plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

I made a orodha of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If wewe can give explanation answering the maswali ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky swali because there are a lot of makala about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter mashabiki respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell wewe which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion kwa BedIntruder ilitumwa 4 hours zamani


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides kwa calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies kwa uandishi about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The vitabu aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken kwa the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that wewe arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and wewe will upendo it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to wewe that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe wewe didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. au maybe wewe didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But wewe get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her Marafiki - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was kusoma a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an apple on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my uandishi folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with wewe guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella kwa Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until wewe agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn wewe into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told wewe I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, wewe crazy witch
Now it's raining zaidi than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been uandishi a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the ujumla, jumla story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight kwa just "letting her characters handle the plot". There kwa making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write shabiki fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good shabiki fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie wewe want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...