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...has reached it's epic finale. BRB, crying forver

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Harry Potter

deathly hallows

finale

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wotcher-tonks *cries with Gred*

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50 Ways for a Harry Potter shabiki to annoy a Twilight shabiki

posted by twilightlover73

1. When a twilight shabiki says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all maswali about twilight that wewe can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book ripoti on the most boring vitabu of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that wewe hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible mwandishi and her vitabu make want to poke...

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A letter to twilight

posted by twilightlover73

WARNING This makala might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a shabiki of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling wewe this because you'll read and maoni anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' upendo leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like wewe did.

Edward, wewe think you're hot when wewe sparkle?...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," au the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would wewe prefer to read the new adventures of thrush, ugonjwa wa upele after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," au to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter au the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would wewe prefer to read the new adventures of thrush, ugonjwa wa upele after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," au to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can wewe imagine zaidi of these stories? Let go of the ndoto and ... "write" wewe Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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My honest opinion of Twilight

posted by KateKicksAss

I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got nyumbani and began kusoma Twilight, and then when I was...

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Just remembered an makala about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an makala about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the makala says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. hivi karibuni reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...

Harry Potter is the cure to a Twilight addiction.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

So, wewe like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this shabiki club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew inayofuata to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...

Dumbledore???

posted by spongebob105

Did wewe ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As wewe can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore alisema that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that au act twards that person. WELL HE DID!

He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if wewe want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105

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Arthur Weasley vs Charlie Swan: Who's the better Father Figure?

posted by PotterLambert93

Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives advice as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts au sits all siku drinking bia and watching...

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30 Things That Would Make the Harry Potter Series Better

posted by youknowit101

This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.

1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist

2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2

3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars

4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something zaidi that being kind of bossy

5. vampires

6. The United States of America

7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.

8. Ron died playing chess

9. Dumbledore gets killed kwa a unicorn

10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.

11. The chokoleti shouldn't be alive

12. They listened to music

13. They drive cars

14. Kristen Stewart should...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has zaidi deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about upendo and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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FOTM December- Interview with KatiiCullen94

posted by GemonkDruid

She's pro-Twilight!

So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

Her inayopendelewa character: Jacob Black

1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won au parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....

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One way Twilight SHOULD have gone

posted by KateKicksAss

**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**

Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's zaidi to life than hot guys. au guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really maarufu for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people au treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I upendo wewe Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...

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Dear rabid mashabiki

posted by Aquilia

Oh do wewe not see, the language so cruciated,
kwa your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do wewe believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then wewe are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't wewe see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do wewe not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope wewe hear, I must hope wewe see.
But I think, wewe only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid shabiki in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

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Reasons why wewe dislike Twilight

posted by Drisina

Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a shabiki of both.But if wewe would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do wewe dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the Wanyonya damu there sparkle , like this Twilight mashabiki could just say 'because Harry has a scar' au 'because they go to a school of magic' au 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so wewe can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask wewe nicely and be thankful if wewe could tell me why wewe don't like it at all/hate it.

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Letter to Smeyer/ Anti-Twilight makala

posted by DracoLuver

Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank wewe for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's upendo is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward au Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...

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All Twihards- PLEASE READ!

posted by GemonkDruid

Twilight fans, this is a debate spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning wewe guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can wewe actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a upendo story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...

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Me and my friends' fanfic part 1 of many

posted by emilyroxx

When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight mashabiki then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were uandishi kwa e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is uandishi about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...

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Cha-ching!

posted by HecateA

So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At nyumbani
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage au
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money...

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Wizards Vs Wanyonya damu

posted by rangarajvignesh

The World is flat!
Well, I know wewe swali my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a swali again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of maswali and seeks for explanations.
‘Imagination is zaidi important than knowledge,’ alisema a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, wewe need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional space fabric to accept this theory. What all wewe need to...

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what i think of bella swan-1

posted by emilykuru

BELLA swan _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can onyesha u guys why she spoils the story

1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the upendo for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...