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Harry Potter VS Twilight

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This Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight sanaa ya shabiki contains ishara, bango, maandishi, ubao, matini, and ubao wa chokaa. There might also be gazeti, karatasi, magazine, tabloid, rag, jarida, tabloidi, limemalizwa, anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono.

Iheartdrwho, Kiky132 and 2 others like this

simpleplan XD

AlmostGenius I wonder why? XD

twilight_quirk1 yea..cuz a vampire could kill him before he can choose which spell to go along with...

twilightlover73 ^No, it's because of your precious Edward sparkling

zanhar1 Lol nice Quirrle(sp?)

LunaLovegood123 nah course not,quirrel could easily choose a spell, quirrel just really hates sparkly vampire guts and when voldy/quirrel hates somthin every one hates it... or voldy will kill them *look it up*

ClaireVoyant kill the spare!

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Movie mistakes

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Simply my thoughts on the trash they call the 'Twilight Saga'

posted by Angel-Trix

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the maoni section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN upendo AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, wewe hate me.
Edward: No I upendo you
Bella: wewe upendo me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted wewe from the start, wasn't...

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Edward Cullen is a Niffler!

posted by Mrs-Grint

As wewe can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...

As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...

OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire mashabiki (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Wanyonya damu have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...

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shabiki Made German BD poster

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Ed wins

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Harry Potter

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Harry Potter

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Gangster Voldemort

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Harry Potter keki

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Movie Mistakes

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Movie Mistakes

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a swali a bit zamani asking what bothers wewe about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if wewe haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, wewe probably...