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spoof confession
This Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight sanaa ya shabiki contains mitaani, mji eneo la tukio, mijini mazingira, jiji eneo, and mijini kuweka. There might also be ishara, bango, maandishi, ubao, matini, and ubao wa chokaa.
Credit:Alice W.
This Jokes we're also ilitumwa on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!
This Jokes we're also ilitumwa on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen
Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!
