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spoof confession
This Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight sanaa ya shabiki contains suti biashara, biashara suti, suti mavazi, mavazi kamili, tailcoat, mkia kanzu, mikia, nyeupe tie, nyeupe tie na mikia, suti ya mavazi, mavazi ya kamili, kanzu ya mkia, tai nyeupe, tai nyeupe na mikia, wamevaa vizuri mtu, suti, suruali nyayo, pantsuit, mtu wamevaa vizuri, and suti ya suruali. There might also be nyayo, suti ya nguo, seti, seti ya nguo, bridesmaid, msichana wa heshima, mjakazi wa heshima, slack suti, and suti slack.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do wewe guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have wewe read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t wewe just upendo them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are wewe f***ing serious?! These are the best vitabu ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite wewe and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
