This is for wewe luv_warriorcatz

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant au just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner shabiki upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight mashabiki around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the mbwa mwitu Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the vitabu and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a zaidi complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse vitabu (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight makala and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight mashabiki who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Wanyonya damu (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight mashabiki write out their makala on why they like Twilight. Not just makala other things too. I will give wewe and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the title says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of title I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight mashabiki I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if wewe ever want...

This makala was actually wriiten kwa an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i ilitumwa it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the makala proves that even though wewe upendo twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was wewe one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop kusoma it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER wewe DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the duka he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell inayofuata to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man alisema looking at the duka owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This makala was NOT written kwa me. I found this somewhere else as a maoni and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight mashabiki will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell wewe my story. I upendo Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one siku my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take uigizaji lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the vitabu and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that alisema 'Move over Harry Potter'. I Lost my remaining...

I've been seeing this swali a lot lately. Twilight mashabiki don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this makala in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No zaidi than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what wewe are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight makala but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me orodha the reasons why children, teens and adults can upendo Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start uandishi about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the title to errors.

My apologise to Twilight mashabiki if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the vitabu like twice this mwezi and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole orodha on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction vitabu to be scientifically accurate. But if wewe plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

Well I've been uandishi a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the ujumla, jumla story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight kwa just "letting her characters handle the plot". There kwa making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write shabiki fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good shabiki fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie wewe want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a orodha of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced kwa Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two vitabu sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, wewe see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The sekunde features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter mashabiki are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER makala HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores wewe au is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in upendo with wewe — and wewe are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells wewe to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the upendo of your life. wewe should stay with him since he will keep wewe salama forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell wewe that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When kusoma them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...