Let me take a moment to thank those who stood kwa my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
Discort:And what do wewe want from me?
Trixie:I want wewe to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But wewe can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now wewe are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is zaidi weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't wewe dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are wewe going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with wewe again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need wewe anymore.You know what?I didn't needed wewe at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am kwa your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
