Let me take a moment to thank those who stood kwa my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One zaidi ngumi, punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued