Let me take a moment to thank those who stood kwa my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..
YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).
AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.
ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.
CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:
Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..
SOON AFTER:
Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).
TO BE CONTAINUED
The other changelings responded kwa signaling to the tank drivers to moto at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their kanuni, cannon the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
upinde wa mvua dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: hujambo u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: upinde wa mvua dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes upinde wa mvua a filly)
filly dash: hujambo u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks upinde wa mvua back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3
I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make wewe different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't
We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day
Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take wewe from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
I wish wewe saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through
I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take wewe from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say
That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take wewe from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
1, 2, 3
I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make wewe different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't
We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day
Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take wewe from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
I wish wewe saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through
I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take wewe from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say
That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take wewe from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now