In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.
Song: link
Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. wewe stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because wewe called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got wewe covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need zaidi alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!
zaidi alicorns arrived.
Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots zaidi alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth gppony, pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending wewe reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us zaidi reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*
Stop the song.
Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of wewe "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*
In the storm drains.
Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here kwa now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.
Two cars were seen coming towards them.
Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: hujambo wewe two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth gppony, pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do wewe want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits inayofuata to Sally* Hello.
At the airport.
Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded kwa ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*
2 B continued
Song: link
Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. wewe stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because wewe called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got wewe covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!
Fenix: *Shoots at Vito*
Vito: *Taking cover, and gets on walkie talkie* I need zaidi alicorns here now!
Alicorn Captain: Roger that, sending reinforcements to your position.
Vito: *Shooting at Fenix*
Fenix: *Gets down* Stay down!
Prisoners: *Getting down*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito's hoof*
Vito: *Drops gun, and grabs it with his other hoof*
Fenix: *Shoots Vito*
Vito: Ahh!!
zaidi alicorns arrived.
Fenix: Go, everypony get out of here!
Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi: *Escaping*
Alicorns: *Coming downstairs*
Fenix: *Reloads gun, and shoots an alicorn*
Alicorn 52: *Falls off stairs, and onto the ground*
Alicorn 61: *Shooting gun*
Unicorn: *Making shield*
Fenix: Excellent. *Returns fire*
Alicorn 61: *Dies*
Fenix: I'm going up. *Shoots zaidi alicorns*
Alicorn 82: We are losing soldiers. This yellow earth gppony, pony is shooting them, and killing them all.
Alicorn Captain: I can't keep sending wewe reinforcements. We are a hated type of pony, and there aren't many alicorns around here.
Alicorn 82: Get us zaidi reinforcements right now!
Alicorn: Fine.
Fenix: *Shoots Alicorn 82*
Alicorn 47: *Jumps from building with a sword* Banzai!
Fenix: *Shoots banzai alicorn*
Alicorn 71: *Shoots gun out of Fenix's hoof*
Stop the song.
Fenix: *Looking at Alicorn 71 on his left*
Alicorn 71: I think it's time we took all of wewe "alicorn haters" and executed you.
Fenix: *Scared*
In the storm drains.
Con: *Waiting in car*
Rain: He should be here kwa now. Where is he?
Con: Knowing Fenix, I think he'll arrive any second.
Two cars were seen coming towards them.
Rain: He better be in one of those cars.
Con: *Grabs binoculars, and looks inside the cars* He's not. It's Ice Cube, and another alicorn. What are they doing here?
Rain: I don't know, but I hope nothing bad happened to Fenix.
Ice Cube & Sally: *Stop their cars near Con*
Ice Cube: hujambo wewe two. I remember ya.
Con: Yeah, we were the ones that arrested an earth gppony, pony for you.
Ice Cube: Well, he kinda went rebellious on us, and killed a few other alicorns.
Rain: What do wewe want us to do?
Ice Cube: Come with us, and we're going to do something big.
Con: Okay. Rain, *Gets out of car* Return this rental car, and get in the green Dodge.
Rain: I'm on it. *Uses magic to carry car, and flies to airport*
Con: I'll sit with your friend in the silver Chevy.
Ice Cube: Awesome.
Con: *Sits inayofuata to Sally* Hello.
At the airport.
Rain: *Carrying rental car wtih magic while flying* Now, where is that airplane they're going to use to bring those weapons to ISIS? *Sees airplane being guarded kwa ten alicorns* Bingo. *Goes to airplane, and drops the car. She flies away very quickly*
Alicorns: Ah! *Die from explosion*
2 B continued
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like wewe would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some dhahabu hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. wewe realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find upendo in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS upendo me.
Ditto: wewe got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. au hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck wewe too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED