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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass kwa me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding kwa a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give wewe permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security gppony, pony with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want wewe to stab every other gppony, pony working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a crate out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as wewe can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once wewe finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* wewe gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: wewe were drugged kwa ISIS. It seems, that wewe turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security gppony, pony all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will wewe shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated kwa now.
Duublar: wewe didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: wewe had a weapon to. Why didn't wewe shoot him? I'll tell wewe what. Since this is the very first time wewe screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send wewe reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: wewe want me to pay wewe to get reinforcements, and zaidi of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

2 B Continued
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is Queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had Lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his bunduki and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded kwa signaling to the tank drivers to moto at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their kanuni, cannon the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
My Little Pony,
My Little gppony, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies wewe opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: hujambo u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: upinde wa mvua dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes upinde wa mvua a filly)

filly dash: hujambo u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks upinde wa mvua back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and makala about why upinde wa mvua dash is my inayopendelewa gppony, pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my inayopendelewa is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof kwa behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten alisema nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave wewe alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad wewe to know wewe actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten alisema a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. wewe wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten alisema excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..