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I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass kwa me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding kwa a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give wewe permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security gppony, pony with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want wewe to stab every other gppony, pony working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a crate out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as wewe can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once wewe finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* wewe gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: wewe were drugged kwa ISIS. It seems, that wewe turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security gppony, pony all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will wewe shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated kwa now.
Duublar: wewe didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: wewe had a weapon to. Why didn't wewe shoot him? I'll tell wewe what. Since this is the very first time wewe screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send wewe reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: wewe want me to pay wewe to get reinforcements, and zaidi of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the awali installment, its based on creepypastas, zaidi specifically Jeff the Killer. Please maoni and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a kitanda she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box kwa Nirvana)

Sitting kwa the door waiting for wewe to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no zaidi urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when wewe ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
Ok. This is my first makala based on my opinion. If wewe want me to write another makala on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in swali right now: Cloppers

Yes wewe heard me cloppers. If wewe don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little gppony, pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If wewe notice there is a clopper, why should that bother wewe in anyway? It's...
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