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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did wewe hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of swali is that?

Saten: It's what your good at!

Maddy: Where did THAT come from?.. (thinks).. Oh.. Right.

Maddy: No.. I just wanted to talk to her.. Glad wewe two are finally together.. I always liked her.

Saten: ... wewe did?

Maddy: Yes.. But anyway.. Onto the point... Trixie told me you'd be here.

Saten: Why would she tell wewe that!?

Maddy: Because.. I told your Trixie that I wanted to apologize to you.. And I do.

Saten: ... It's too late for that Maddy.

Maddy: I understand.. But as wewe remember, I was a victim as well.

Saten: (sighs).. I know.. Frankly I felt bad for you. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on wewe and beat wewe up., Make wewe feel like your not worthy of him.. And not pretty enough for him. Even though your actually "very" pretty.. He beat ME up just as two. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened kwa his lose., and you, properly even LESS so.. But instead of trying to onyesha me the upendo dad NEVER did.. wewe instead chose to completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. wewe saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited you!.. And when it didn't you'd sent me to boarding school., au Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She was the only person in our family who didn't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Maddy: (hugs him tearfully) I'm sorry Saten, I was ALSO a drunk!.. wewe deserved better.. But I'm clean now.. I want another chance.

SAten: Well... It might take some time.

Maddy: I understand.. But if wewe still have my number, call me if wewe change your mind ever.. (flies off cause she's pegasus).

upinde wa mvua Dash: (flies in soon after) hujambo Saten, I found wewe a whiskey.

Saten: I... I think I should quit that actually.

upinde wa mvua Dash: But that's your thing.

Saten: Well.. I met my mother, and.. Well.. Don't want to end up like she did.

Dash: Oh.. Well.. Okay then.. Anyway.. Is it true there's another Dash in the place in that place wewe and Derpy went to?

Saten: Sure.. But.. Everyone down there is NUTS.. She'll probably be the same.

Dash: Oh.. Too bad.. I was gonna onyesha her the wonder bolts.

Saten: What the the wonder bolts.

Dash: ........... Wow.. Your upset wait now, so I'm gonna let that slide.
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*A FEW DAYS LATER*

Back in MOV Ponyville, Shydale was sitting alone in her shed, when suddenly somebody was knocking on the door from the other side.

"Stay outta mah shed!" Shydale cried, instead of simply answering the door.

"I will. I will. I just need to ask something?" Twilight said, from the other side.

"What is it purple guy? I have important, work related, duties in her" Shydale replied, even though all she was doing was sitting down drinking some tea.

"I'm sure wewe do" Twilight said, still off view, and possible sarcasm in her voice.

"Anyway.. Have wewe seen Spike, upinde wa mvua au Pinkie? Nobody...
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 Sunshine
Sunshine
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe bay

The cast

Star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
Top Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the muziki

Episode 1

Sunshine

Things were going great in Horseshoe Bay. Everypony working in nyota Tugs, and Z-stacks were doing their best. Ten Cents however, felt like he had too much work to do.

Ten Cents: I'm always doing boring jobs, while wewe get to do the real work.
Top Hat: It's not our fault wewe can't be as good as us.
Warrior: I think he's as good as us.
OJ: I know he's as good as us.
Captain Star: And he is....
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Episode 8

New Day.
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Canterlot ngome Hallway
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Crimson - I tell wewe this maid is into me!
Shadowknight - Like every mare in ngome eh?
Crimson - Come on boss its not like that...
Shadowknight - *yawns* nothing much happening now...
Crimson - Last time we had this attack what half a mwaka ago.
Shadowknight - Now its all calm...
Crimson - heee heee heee and wich one wewe take eh?
Shadowknight - Take? What.
Crimson - wewe know... wewe gonna go with zumaridi, zamaradi au maybe Lilly au wewe like young Pearl of perhaps old Queen eh?
Shadowknight - *blushes* That what wewe mean...
Crimson - Come on lad wewe can tell me.
Shadowknight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house upinde wa mvua Dash was at, upinde wa mvua Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.

Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
Rainbow Dash: Why can't wewe say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN wewe PIECE OF SHIT!
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy gppony, pony 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy gppony, pony 4: What the fuck are wewe laughing about?!
Rainbow Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy gppony, pony 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.

By the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.

Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's Rainbow...
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