My Little Poney Article: Saten Twist Adventures: S3E5 PART 6

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posted by Canada24

Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did wewe hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of swali is that?

Saten: It's what your good at!

Maddy: Where did THAT come from?.. (thinks).. Oh.. Right.

Maddy: No.. I just wanted to talk to her.. Glad wewe two are finally together.. I always liked her.

Saten: ... wewe did?

Maddy: Yes.. But anyway.. Onto the point... Trixie told me you'd be here.

Saten: Why would she tell wewe that!?

Maddy: Because.. I told your Trixie that I wanted to apologize to you.. And I do.

Saten: ... It's too late for that Maddy.

Maddy: I understand.. But as wewe remember, I was a victim as well.

Saten: (sighs).. I know.. Frankly I felt bad for you. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on wewe and beat wewe up., Make wewe feel like your not worthy of him.. And not pretty enough for him. Even though your actually "very" pretty.. He beat ME up just as two. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened kwa his lose., and you, properly even LESS so.. But instead of trying to onyesha me the upendo dad NEVER did.. wewe instead chose to completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. wewe saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited you!.. And when it didn't you'd sent me to boarding school., au Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She was the only person in our family who didn't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Maddy: (hugs him tearfully) I'm sorry Saten, I was ALSO a drunk!.. wewe deserved better.. But I'm clean now.. I want another chance.

SAten: Well... It might take some time.

Maddy: I understand.. But if wewe still have my number, call me if wewe change your mind ever.. (flies off cause she's pegasus).

upinde wa mvua Dash: (flies in soon after) hujambo Saten, I found wewe a whiskey.

Saten: I... I think I should quit that actually.

upinde wa mvua Dash: But that's your thing.

Saten: Well.. I met my mother, and.. Well.. Don't want to end up like she did.

Dash: Oh.. Well.. Okay then.. Anyway.. Is it true there's another Dash in the place in that place wewe and Derpy went to?

Saten: Sure.. But.. Everyone down there is NUTS.. She'll probably be the same.

Dash: Oh.. Too bad.. I was gonna onyesha her the wonder bolts.

Saten: What the the wonder bolts.

Dash: ........... Wow.. Your upset wait now, so I'm gonna let that slide.

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Villain - Corrupted Elements - The Hoarder

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 109 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Pinkie's New Job Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a normal siku in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of upinde wa mvua Dash's inayopendelewa things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two zaidi clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* hujambo Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen wewe two in a while.

Song...

Gran Turismo Episode 2 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

inayofuata morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do onyesha up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn...

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Jurassic Park Re-enacted kwa Ponies

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, the rest of this story will take place in Equestria

Nazis: *Driving three truck on a road that goes along a cliff*
Sean: *Chasing the truck with his Corvette*
Rainbow Dash: *Driving her Challenger behind Sean*
Sean: Let's see what Tails did to our cars. *Hits a button*

The headlights popped up, and machine guns were fired from inside the headlights

Nazis: *Getting shot. One truck falls off the cliff*
Rainbow Dash: My turn. *Hits a button, and grenade launchers appear on the front wheels*
Nazis: Was ist das?
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots two grenades, and blows up the trucks*
Sean: *Laughing* Nice...

MLP Crossover

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My Review to the new CMC episode

posted by Canada24

WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...

MLP:Fim Pictures

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posted by Canada24

Afried I'm ending season 2 here.. Working on the 3rd season of Trevor Phillips series and deciding to focus my energy on that one..

Pinkie Pie is involved in the series, she became Trevor's 'pet pony'.

But Trevor turned her from cute Pinkie Pie., into the deranged Pinkamena (Cupcakes Pinkie)..

since I'm bring this us., here's best of "psycho pinkie" in the T. P. Series.

SEASON 1 EPISODE 5:

lazlo: Please don't kill me., (holds up Pinkie Pie) I'll give wewe my pet pony.

Michael: It'll take zaidi than tha-

Trevor: I upendo IT! (Grabs her and despite being a mentally insane mass murderer, he hugs her like...

On The Block Episode 22 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: wewe don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a...

On The Block Episode 21 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo...

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On The Block Episode 17 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Well, we hope wewe enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: link

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay bila mpangilio talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now wewe tell me.
Audience:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 84 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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On The Block Episode 15 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her dawati when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform wewe about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that wewe cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news wewe give me, is stupid. Last week wewe informed...

Sass intensifies

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Uncanny X-Men

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Joseph: *Sitting kwa himself, has white hair, light green eyes, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit inayofuata to Joseph*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Joseph!

Joseph: *Sees the Mane Six inayofuata to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Joseph?

Joseph: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are wewe sure? We can’t help wewe if wewe don’t talk to us.

Joseph: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* wewe don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity: We’ve only known him for about a mwaka now......

papillon, kipepeo

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pierce Hawkins as Papillon

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police gppony, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police gppony, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, wewe will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...

On The Block Episode 13 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: We're gonna onyesha wewe all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your inayopendelewa in the maoni below.

Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet apple Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist kwa the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, au Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville...