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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did wewe hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of swali is that?

Saten: It's what your good at!

Maddy: Where did THAT come from?.. (thinks).. Oh.. Right.

Maddy: No.. I just wanted to talk to her.. Glad wewe two are finally together.. I always liked her.

Saten: ... wewe did?

Maddy: Yes.. But anyway.. Onto the point... Trixie told me you'd be here.

Saten: Why would she tell wewe that!?

Maddy: Because.. I told your Trixie that I wanted to apologize to you.. And I do.

Saten: ... It's too late for that Maddy.

Maddy: I understand.. But as wewe remember, I was a victim as well.

Saten: (sighs).. I know.. Frankly I felt bad for you. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on wewe and beat wewe up., Make wewe feel like your not worthy of him.. And not pretty enough for him. Even though your actually "very" pretty.. He beat ME up just as two. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened kwa his lose., and you, properly even LESS so.. But instead of trying to onyesha me the upendo dad NEVER did.. wewe instead chose to completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. wewe saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited you!.. And when it didn't you'd sent me to boarding school., au Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She was the only person in our family who didn't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Maddy: (hugs him tearfully) I'm sorry Saten, I was ALSO a drunk!.. wewe deserved better.. But I'm clean now.. I want another chance.

SAten: Well... It might take some time.

Maddy: I understand.. But if wewe still have my number, call me if wewe change your mind ever.. (flies off cause she's pegasus).

upinde wa mvua Dash: (flies in soon after) hujambo Saten, I found wewe a whiskey.

Saten: I... I think I should quit that actually.

upinde wa mvua Dash: But that's your thing.

Saten: Well.. I met my mother, and.. Well.. Don't want to end up like she did.

Dash: Oh.. Well.. Okay then.. Anyway.. Is it true there's another Dash in the place in that place wewe and Derpy went to?

Saten: Sure.. But.. Everyone down there is NUTS.. She'll probably be the same.

Dash: Oh.. Too bad.. I was gonna onyesha her the wonder bolts.

Saten: What the the wonder bolts.

Dash: ........... Wow.. Your upset wait now, so I'm gonna let that slide.
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Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.

Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do wewe have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine guns that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when wewe take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: wewe got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: wewe were rushing me just so wewe could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise wewe four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued uandishi his letter to another gppony, pony named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great Marafiki with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to jiunge the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: wewe knew this entire time, and wewe didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if wewe want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for wewe Mirage, I want wewe to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine landed shakily outside of Ponyville, she let out a sigh, happy that she was on solid ground again. She slowly walked into the town, gazing at her new surroundings. It was a nice, small quiet town. Not at all like what she was used to. Suddenly, she noticed somepony trotting- no, hopping down the road. Aqua stood there for a moment, wondering if she should stay au run.... Run. she spun around looking for a place to run, but it was too late. "Hi! I haven't seen wewe around before! are wewe new?" alisema the gppony, pony behind her. Aqua Marine slowly turned around and looked at the pony. She was...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the mitaani, mtaa outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan mitaani, mtaa was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting zaidi space in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about wewe stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, au the brakes....
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