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13th May.
saa 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
saa 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are wewe on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just songesha up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on wewe *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a bitch, kahaba have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take wewe back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
13th May.
saa 1705
Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper
-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope
-------
Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will songesha on for defence. But wewe won't do it. I will send wewe to Russia. I want wewe to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust wewe gents. songesha out.
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Russia.
Siberia.
13th May.
saa 1745
Hardscope - It's fucking middle of may and it's snowy here.
Ghost - Hooyah.
Blaze - I feel that my gun will freeze.
Hooffman - No chit chat. Alex are wewe on position?
Alex - I see whole base clearly. You're free to go.
Hooffman - Were moving out. *moves slowly.
Alex - Patrol two Ponies and dog keep distance.
Hooffman - On the ground!
*everyone hides in bushes*
*enemy APC drives by*
Hooffman - The fuck Alex!?
Alex - I didn't saw it. It was in the woods. Shit just songesha up.
Hooffman - Cut it.
Hardscope - *cuts the fence*
Ghost - I fucking hate snow. *goes inside*
Hooffman - Alright were in control room *throes keycard to Hardscope* on wewe *puts key Inside lock*
Hardscope - *puts keycard in*
Hooffman - *clicks button* And?
Ghost - Got it. Son of a bitch, kahaba have full middle silos. Deploying.
Blaze - Uh Oh. They get radio call.
*Alarm is triggered*
Hooffman - Come on Ghost!
Ghost - A little more... And... Done Go Go Go!
*they run away shooting on some enemies*
Alex - OK guys so... Oh fuck... Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Ghost - Alex what is it*
*There are gunshots in radio and explosion*
Ghost - Alex!
Alex - Shit I'm hit they have Tanks up here dude!
Lancer Leader - Reaper we are ready at Lz to take wewe back.
Hooffman - Were here but... Shit. Alex. Hsrdscope, Blaze on me we going for Alex Ghost keep Lancers from going!
*they ran up on mountain and take shot Alex*
Alex - This Ponies... Are too well prepared for this shit.
Hooffman - Calm down Alex.
Blaze - Shit... Tank!
Heli - *shoots down Tank*
Hardscope - What the!
Hunter 2-1 - This is Hunter 2-1 enemy taken care of have a nice trip *flies away*
Hooffman - Thanks Hunter 2-1. Oh there is heli let's go Alex.
To Be Continued.
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my inayopendelewa character Twilight and AppleJack, kwa using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer kusoma Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little gppony, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if wewe really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy kubeba wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
maple and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!