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as midnight drawed near.3 baboons were ready to put a spell on marlene's pool.
dela:ok gals ready.
jane:ready.
dela:ok pool of water hear my plee turn into bleach for wewe and me and now hear this.your powers will fade with true loves kiss."
the water turns to bleach and the trio leave.when morning hits.
marlene:well it a perfet siku I think I'll take a dip in my pool.
marlene swems for a while and gets out but is bleached kwa the pool's spell.
meanwhile.
skipper:ok kowalski do wewe have a three?
kowalski:yes privete do wewe have a....
but before kowalski compleats his chemsha bongo julion comes in.
skipper:RINGTIAL what are wewe doing here?
julion:oh I need to baroow some food.
skipper:N.O NO GET OUT!
julion leaves
skipper:ok back to the game.oh I'm out turns out my last two cards were a pire.time to fix the car.
Meanwhile
Marlene:I've been bleached.
dela:that's right young woman and the bleah is magic and only fades with true loves kiss.
marlene:no there must be another way.I'm going to the penguins HQ to figuer it out.
back at the HQ.
skipper:all right rico tire cheek and..*sees marlene*wow.
rico:huh*sees marlene*huba huba.
privete:what are yous 2 looking at?*sees marlene*wow
marlene:*sees the 3 boys stareing at her*what is going on with yous 3?
skipper:hum did we meet before?
marlene:*in thought*oh no they think I'm a new otter.they never would belive me if I told them I'm marlene.but why are they looking at me in the same way rico looks at his dall.oh no all 3 must be in upendo with me.well might as well play along.*talking*I'm a smiperment stay here at the zoo and no one told me how long I'm staying here.my names arlene.
skipper:my names skipper the smart ones kowalski the one with the scar is rico and the youngest is privete.
privete:we're happy to meet you.hey this could be the unaverc thanking us for saveing the world.
skipper:privete what are wewe talking about?
privete:I heard from murice that julion is holding a ball and tomarow is the ball.but which of us 4 will wewe choose to dance with?
marlene:I choose skipper.
skipper:yes.
privete:ok rico wewe can bring your dall if wewe want to.
kowalski:I prefore to stay here in case huns desides to attck agin.
skipper:ok

End of part 1
“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she alisema to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where wewe can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t wewe those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do wewe want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks zamani when wewe alisema you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he alisema with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra maembe, embe for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You alisema your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien alisema before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene alisema one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene njiwa into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Penguins of Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope wewe all enjoy them. kwa the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why wewe would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank wewe for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting inayofuata to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't songesha as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are wewe in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The penguin, auk in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he alisema pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat inayofuata to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic wanyama had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did wewe manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the juu bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The dolphin Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking chai and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I alisema to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did wewe ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do au die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a panya, kipanya again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have wewe ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope wewe enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” alisema Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few zaidi touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now au never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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