The working title of this story was Untitled upendo Story. Sorry the sekunde part took so long, I wanted a better title before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I alisema THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my awali failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on juu of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended to wobble unintentionally to Lilly's path, each of my step threatning a collapse.
    "Kowalski? Kowalski!" she called.
    "Hello Lilly," I answered as loud as I could, the scraps were really heavy.
    "What were wewe thinking carrying all those at the same time?"
    "Time saving?"
    "Come on, put it all down for a dakika and let me help you,"
    "But you're a lady! I shouldn't let wewe carry..."
    "Are wewe belittling the female race?!" she cut with an annoyed tone. I chuckled and did what I was told, but I only let her carry selected scraps.
    "So, where will we bring these?" she asked.
    "To the dumpster beside the storage facility."
    "You're throwing all these? Why not hold onto them, some might prove useful,"
    "Well the protons of these materials are spinning around the nucleus at a rate of.." I stopped seeing the look she gave me, then I concluded "They are unstable."
    "Oh."
    Silence as we walked to our destination.
    "Lilly, we could still be Marafiki right?"
    "Of course Kowalski." her expression hinted suprise. "Kowalski, I upendo you as a friend, a brother and a teamate. It's just that..."
    "You upendo Skipper so much zaidi than wewe can ever upendo me." I finished for her, my voice startingly miserable even for me.
    "Sorry Kowalski."
    "Don't worry about it," I alisema with a happy tone. "I mean, Skipper has many better qualities than I have! He's a great leader, decisive in decision making, highly disciplined and trained, not to mention he has the biggest ego."
    She laughed. "I have to admit, yes he does have a big ego, often boastful, the way he keeps barking orders at everyone. Good thing he have a strong voice box. Sometimes, he can be irritating, yes but funny as it seems he's negatives only gave me zaidi reasons to upendo him. I upendo him as whole, not just his positives, as well as his negatives. OOPS!" her eyes widened abruptly stopping. If she had her flippers free, Im sure she covered her beak quick. "I'm talking too much! I feel very talkative today! Strange."
    Hearing everything she just said, how terribly she loved Skipper felt like a kisu drove quickly through my heart. For a sekunde I pondered the theories that upendo could be fatal. However, I continued to breathe through the pain.
    "Yes, strange indeed. I have not heard wewe talk of your feelings very much. I wonder why.."
    "DON'T TELL ANYONE I alisema THAT!"
    "Would that cause a problem?"
    "It's just Im not comfortable with being tactless."
    "Alright then. Did wewe taste Skipper's 'improved' Monk samaki Suprise?"
    Somehow, her face turned slightly green. "Ah, that's another thing! I don't even know that it is possible for chakula to taste like the way he cooked it! Really, his cooking is disgusting. OOPS!" her eyes widened again. "Don't TELL him I alisema that!"
    "Here we are!" I announded upon arriving at the dumpster, I threw in my load and so did she.
    "Thanks for the help."
    She nodded once.
    "Skipper!" I screamed. "Lilly alisema your Monk samaki Suprise is disgusting!"
    "Kowalski!" she struggled to cover my beak. "Shhhh! Kowalski, Skipper might hear you!"
    I laughed. "I was just kidding Lilly, he won't be able to hear that, he's in the HQ cooking."
    "Errr.."
     wewe know I.." I stopped faking a sense of shock. "Where is my heat amplifier device?!"
    "Your what?"
    I dived in the dumpster and began randomly throwing objects out to make my uigizaji look authentic.
    "Need help?"
    "No Lilly just go I can do this on my own."
    "But,"
    "Go! Perhaps wewe could try to help Skipper in his cooking, try to make it less...unappetizing."
    She smiled and left. After that, I couldn't help but grin. That went very well. From the heap I had carried earlier, I took a tape recorder, I found it in Alice's dawati and used my shrink ray to make it suitable for my size. I cut the recording. It was hidden in my scraps while we talked, and I had recorded our whole conversation. My smile became wider. The truth serum has already served its purpose. I headed to the HQ with hurried steps. I need to do recording of my own voice and hariri my newly acquired material. Much editing.