Penguins of Madagascar Article: Horror Stories

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posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear au excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as wewe can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.

Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.

Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.

Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.

Private also goes up to the flashlight like the awali story tellers.

Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn kwa the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad squirrel and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little squirrel says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little squirrel a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a karanga siagi winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will juu all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!

Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.

Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a karanga siagi winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! wewe want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the dolphin habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...

Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.

Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how wewe tell a horror story! *Wink*

ClelisB, mostar1219 and 11 others like this

AgentJazzy00 LOL!!!Skipper uses what they like against them. >:D AND THAT'S why I like him ;)

alex356 Me:wow that's so not scray Skipper:I know right Kowalski:lies Doris is here Me:0.0 kowalski it was a horror story sheesh take a chill pill Private:skipper don't ever tell- Me:I got one and this is true One night 2 parents went to dinner and left the kids with a babysitter Dad:if the kids cry it's because they want attoine Boy:come upstairs there something in the closet *went up stairs the closet door was open she close the door* *went back downstairs* girl:there's something in are closet *went upstairs there was a clown staute* *babysitter calls parents* babysitter:um what do I do with the clown Dad:we don't have a clown get out-of the house and call the police Police:it was the sercerl he was waiting at night to kill the kids Me:and that's the story what was that Skipper:it came from outside Kowalski:hey Me:ahhhh! Kowalski:were you kissing skipper? Me:what

taylorbamb HAHA

Icicle1penguin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Good one. But you can't scare me with your scary stories, Skippy! X3

Colonelpenguin yea even i can tell a scary story better then you,Skipper

LtKowalski It made me laugh! Good story!

SummerPoM LOL xD Go Dorski \o

shortnscary nice one. good job. can you share your story on my site http://www.shortnscarystories.com

LeonardFan oh this a great story!

Saori14 A babysitter was left alone at home with a couple's two kids one night. The small villa had a garden surrounding it. The babysitter puts the kids to bed and goes back down to the btoom floor and calls her boyfriend. After the phone line drops accidentally, the babysitter picks up the phone again when it rings, thinking it's her boyfriend. Silence meets her, and thinking it's her boyfriend pranking her she calls him on his mobile, but the boyfriend honestly swears he never called her again. She asks him to come over because she's getting seriously freaked out, and after a while she's sitting with her boyfriend on the sofa. The phone rings again and the boyfriend picks up the phone, ready to argue with whoever is scaring his girlfriend. After a long silence, an eerie voice whispers "I'm watching yoooou..." And the phone dies. Both getting seriously freaked out they call the police and, after explaining, ask them to trace the phone call. After waiting for a while the police call her again and in a tone of urgency exclaim. "I've sent a patrol over. Get out of the house immediately, the phone call is coming from the top floor." Now the couple is practically jumping out of their skin and, armed with a broom and a shovel, head upstairs to retrieve the kids. After everyone gets out the police arrive and circle the house, five armed agents heading upstairs. After thoroughly searching the whole house, the police come out with nothing. The babysitter and her boyrfriend are bringing the kids to the police station so that they'll be safe for the night, but before they leave the babysitter feels a presence next to her. "I'm watching yoooou..." Whipping around, she sees no one, but knows the presence was real. A story my teacher told us to creep us out. In itself it might not be that scary, but with the classroom lights off and the teacher talking in a suspensy-creepy voice, trust me, I didn't sleep for three nights.

LeonardFan ^wow you did record everything :D did you use a recorder to write down everything?

peacebaby7 LOL!!! This was so funny! I loved how he used what they liked against them. XD

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Body Swap Part 5

posted by sowem

Sorry you, always have to wait so long, I keep struggling to decide what happens inayofuata and the it's power outages, exams, etc. All of the sudden my computer won't let me on fanpop and I have to use my dad's computer.

Skipper: Hey, the hatch finally opened!
Marlene: There's the braniac!

They all went for him, but as they jumped 1 kwa 1 Kowalski paralyzed them. And once the king froze Mort jumped onto his (Skipper's) feet, knowing that Julien can't kick him away now, then he got frozen too.

Julien: Show's wewe for touching the feet!

Kowalski: That's everyone! Wait! I'm missing one!

Skipper: Over here!...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Romantic guitar, gitaa <3 (from Littlefoot)

posted by peacebaby7

kwa request of link. Hope wewe enjoy it. :)
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Romantic Guitar: Take 1

Skipper: Somewhere inside that abomination burns some ember of our Marlene. And I know just how to reach it. Rico! guitar, gitaa me! Por favor!

Rico: *hacks up guitar*

Skipper: (not realizing that its an electric guitar) *plucks string* *LOUD guitar, gitaa SOUND*

Private/Kowalski/Skipper: Aaah! My ears!!!!

Rico: AHHH YEAH!

Director: Rico! Spanish guitar! Not electric!

Kowalski: What about Danish metrics?

Private: No! I think he alisema Famous sitar tactics!

Kowalski: Oh yeah Private! That makes sense!

Skipper: What are we...

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The penguin, auk, alka Who Loved Me (2)

posted by peacebaby7

“Sorry about that compadre. Not too much I can do about him. Anyway, we are going to help wewe get over this.” Skipper told Kowalski after Julien’s attempted interference. “But how?” Kowalski asked. “Ugh! Enough Kowalski! I’ve had enough of your ‘buts’!” Private suppressed a giggle. “Private! Do wewe have to giggle at every ‘but’ reference?” Skipper asked the young cadet angrily. “Sorry sir.” Private replied. “What do wewe want to do Kowalski?” Skipper asked his lieutenant. “Wallow in self-pity…” Kowalski muttered. Skipper slapped him. “Kowalski! There’s...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

The pengins began to proceed their journey before the sun came up to spare themselves from the blistering sun for awhile. That morning the heat was untoleratentable. kwa eleven Rico couldn't take walking anymore, so he slid on his belly.

As they inclined up a kilima Private's eyes randomly began to light up. He daydreamed off into the distance. It wasn't long before Rico and Kowalski joined him in his gaze.

"What are wewe boys looking at? I don't see anything." Skipper questioned.

"Don't wewe see the H.Q.?" Kowalski alisema pointing to nothing.

"No, what are wewe talking about Kowalski? It's a...

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Where I Belong Chapter 5: The Cold Hard Truth

posted by legendary7

Note: This is not the final chapter. There's going to be one au maybe a couple more. I hope I get zaidi maoni this time, because last time I didn't get as many maoni as anticiapated. Please, comment, if wewe wish, wewe don't have to, though.

The inayofuata siku Skipper went fishing again, and Private was alone. Private took the diary and tried to take off from where he had left off.
Dear Diary,
It is the siku before the wedding.
No that wasn't it. He finally reached it.
Dear Diary,
.......................... we decided to name him Private.
Private dropped the book in shock. Then it hit him: his mother's...

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Where I Belong Chapter 2: Goodnight, Private

posted by legendary7

As the figure got closer Private shut his eyes and fell into a deep sleep. Skipper emerged out of the fog and rushed to Private's side.
S: "Private! Private, wake up! Please speak to me!"
Skipper put his head to Private's ice cold chest. A faint heartbeat caught his attention. His raced through the treacherous blizzard. He concluded his sprint when they reached a cave. Skipper held Private tight in his trembling flippers. He strode deeper into the cave with Private in his grasp firmly. Even though the immense cave seemed dank and mysterious, Skipper felt comfortable in it. After all, this was...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted kwa panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of wewe into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped mbele helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted kwa some...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

---Factory---
It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear wewe from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are wewe sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did wewe say wewe were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did wewe get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...

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Kowalski and Blowhole duet

posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do wewe mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. wewe don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

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Mad Scientist (part 1)

posted by chaos-ice

“Ah huh, Bingo!” Kowalski alisema proudly.

“What is it Kowalski?” Skipper asked as he moves near Kowalski.

“I have completed my energy converter and it’s now ready for action” Kowalski said.

“So what does it do? I hope this gotta be good” Skipper crossed his flippers

“It will convert negative energy to positive energy and vice versa” Kowalski replied.

“Okay, now explain it in English, less brainiac” Skipper alisema sarcastically.

“This thing can convert evil things to goodness” Kowalski explained.

“And?” Skipper asked thinking that this device might also have a negative...

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A Week in Death Chapter 3: Is this true?

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper couldn't really describe it, the car crashing into him, he didn't feel much, all he could describe the feeling as being: "Like a cork popping out of a wine bottle". He looked around and all he saw were cars zooming across the road, then realized his team was gone, he walked around endlessly. "Well it seems we got separated kwa that bump," alisema Skipper. "Gotta get back to the HQ, they're probably worried to death about me," alisema Skipper. Skipper then looked around and saw a map on the ground, he picked it up and looked at the mitaani, mtaa he was at. "Ah, just 2 miles away, not very far at all,"...

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Highschool!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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tarehe LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

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PoM Comic vitabu Better Than Episodes?

posted by Bluepenguin

I'm kusoma some of the synopsises of the PoM comic vitabu on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

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The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

posted by iLikeKowalski

I wrote this a couple months zamani and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE sekunde siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS...

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The Penguins meet Meep (Part 1/3)

posted by Katie_Kat200

wewe know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A shabiki OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the juu of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so wewe can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: penguin, auk Habitat, on juu of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

Marlene's Choice Parts 1 and 2

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A ngome near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King otter continues to tafuta for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years zamani one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

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I am no longer a POM fan.

posted by ThatDarnHippo

Yup. I have officially Lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.

My inayopendelewa shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If wewe like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest wewe don't check these out.

I also upendo comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown cartoons at around the age of 11. I would probably still upendo them if they replaced the junk, taka we see on...

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The Feather of the Crystal falcon, kozi (part1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy siku in the mwezi of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 dakika straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

Diary of Marlene

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe wewe misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help wewe find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

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There is a Reason: Chapter 4

posted by krazy4kowalski

The Final Battle

Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if wewe don’t like your inayopendelewa characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell wewe what happened. kwa the way, I think one of the Narnia vitabu has the same title as this chapter so if wewe happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...