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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs kombora, yamuua launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might tell Skipper.

Rico: Fine!

Have:Hey Kowalski.

Kowalski:Where did wewe come from?

Have:........Heaven.

Kowalski:Oh, Kay. anyway I have the final results about what's happening to you, I think we should but it between the group.

Have:Cool.

Kowalski:We should gather everyone.

Have:I'll do it.

Kowalski:Okay.

(Have gathers everyone)

Private:Where's Rico?

Have:Oh, I'll get him.

Rico:Where were you?!

Have:I had to get Skipper and Private!

Rico:GRRRRRRRRR!

Have: I'm sorry okay. Kowalski told me to get everyone because he gonna tell everyone what I've become.

Rico: *sigh*

Kowalski:Now prepare yourself for what I'm going to tell y--

Skipper:Get on with it already!

Kowalski:Have is a shape shifter yah happy!

(Everyone's stares at Kowalski)
Kowalski:Sorry.

Have: Wow I'm a shape shifter. Do wewe think this is a happy ending?
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End of Story
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Have:And that's why I'm a box.

Skipper:Okay, that did NOT happen.

Have:Why do wewe think I'm a box?

Skipper:That's another story.
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The True Ending.
She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go kwa some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...
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1849 hours

Private and Rico lead Kowalski to Marlene's habitat it hopes that she could help them in helping Kowalski regain his memory. When they arrived, they found Marlene swimming in her pond. She noticed them approaching and jumped out, drying her fur, manyoya as she walked up to them. "Hey guys! What's up!? And...where's Skipper?" She asked looking around. Kowalski whispered to Private. "Who's that?" Private walked over to Marlene. "Uh, Marlene...There was an...incident...Kowalski doesn't remember anything. Not even us." Marlene gasped. "Oh my goodness! What happened?" She asked putting her paw...
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! wewe may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, wewe are not a woman, wewe are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can wewe feel true emotions yourself?

User: wewe are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, wewe are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: hujambo that's what the Skipper penguin, auk tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, wewe can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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posted by Metallica1147
Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one penguin, auk would disagree with wewe right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" alisema Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what wewe may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...
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'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...
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Chapter 3: The Rise of the guardians

It was a beautiful summer’s night on the island of hoole, where Soren, along with his best friend Gylfie, Twilight, and Digger, are departing on a mission for the Ga’Hoole Tree. “Dad, can we come along with you?” asked Soren’s three daughters, Bell, Blythe, and Bash. “No, but perhaps someday wewe can. Pelli, are wewe sure you’re okay?” “Yes, I’ll be fine, now go. What’s your mission this time?” “Well, we’re investigating the disappearances of several owlets and we also got a tip, that the Pure Ones, now being led kwa the Striga,...
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*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are wewe nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a upinde wa mvua above wewe
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...
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*Guys, i am sorry the picture may be sideways, but my computer does'nt want 2 work with me today! :P* please note that i don't write these makala on "Fan's of Pom" cz Starlite is my only OC and cz she...Isn't gonna stay au be in all my stories.* *ENJOY!"

Excuse me? Since when on this Earth can wewe tell me what to do?" Skipper had started to get extremely irritated and violent towards Starlite. "Because! i am a come from JOBURG! In joburg we do things our way! So back off table-head!...i wanted to start fresh here! i thought that New York would be my new home!i could finally make new friends!"...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Private:U TAKE THAT BACK U-U-U-PERSON!!!!!
Alex:make me pen-gu-in
Skipper:UR DOING SOMETHING U DON'T WANT TO DO SISTER
Alex:Grrr
Ron:um.....what happen?
Mars:who are u?
Private:oh sorry for being rude.I am private
Kowalski: Kowalski this is Rico
Rico:hello
Skipper:skipper
Harry:Harry
Alex:Alex
Mars:Mariella
Ron:Ron
Hermione:hermione
Alex:why are we in nets?
Mars:same here
Ron:BLOODY MERLIN!!!
Alex:hey I just realize that u and hermy are in the same nets wow
Mars:I am so lonely
Harry:can u please get us out of here!?
Private:sure (cuts open nets)
Alex:I feel so free
Kowalski:u only be there for 3 mintes
Alex:3 mintes is long in my world
Ron:I can't believe I was in a net with
Alex and mars:hermione
Kolwaski:(
Alex :P
When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" alisema Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" alisema Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...
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     Unlikely Rivalry

    It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain penguin, auk that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” alisema Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” alisema Marlene.

“What’s...
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Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading wewe letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard wewe have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well wewe sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks wewe know I miss the penguins
The doors swing open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him
posted by Katie_Kat200
Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....
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posted by 67Dodge
Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited zaidi than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want wewe guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one zaidi night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...
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Just wondering... is anyone actually kusoma this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few dakika later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted kwa Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski alisema in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking au something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...
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Hey! Here’s another installment. The song is from the BEST southern rock band of all time – AEROSMITH!!!

I could stay awake just to hear wewe breathing'
Watch wewe smile while wewe are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay Lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with wewe is a moment I treasure

Marlene couldn’t believe it. She was faithful that Skipper was just trapped under the bell, and could not break free. The kengele was at an angle with the ground, causing one side to be a crack above the concrete while the other was...
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Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)
                
         Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as wewe the ngome of the vampire Count Blowhole the ngome known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the ngome and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the ngome of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...
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added by 27Kowalski
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added by JediPenguin16
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