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And Theeeeeeeeeeeen?! - A Very Annoying, Short one-shot Fanfic

posted by KowalSkip9

Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think wewe should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much wewe like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white rice.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And theeeen... oh, hey, wewe guys want soup?
Kowalski: Sure.
Skipper: Yeah, four orders of, uh, wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Oh, uh, some fortune kuki, vidakuzi too.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Uuuh, actually I think that's about it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No, that's it!
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No and then! That's all I want.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then, um, nothing else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Lady: And THEN?
Skipper: Uh, no, see all I want is the four orders of garlic samaki and the four orders of white rice.
Lady: Ugh, and then?!
Kowalski: And the soup!
Skipper: And the wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Rico: An' da cookie's fortune!
Skipper: And the fortune cookies. So just the fish, the rice, the supu and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: *Chuckles briefly* And then, uh, wewe can put it in a brown paper bag, and come put it in my flipper 'cause I'm ready to eat.
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: I refuse to play your Chinese chakula mind games!
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private look at each other worriedly*
Lady: And theeeeeeeeen?
Skipper: NO! NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO END THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No and then!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No! No and then!
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: You're starting to tick me off lady!
Lady: And theeeeeen?
Skipper: And then, hehe, I'm gonna come in there, and I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR **** IF wewe SAY AND THEN AGAIN!
*Long silence; all that's heard is Skipper's hard breathing*
Lady: AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!
*Skipper throws phone at the wall; runs out of HQ; driving sounds are heard*
Private: Do wewe hear laughter?
*Rico picks up the phone and hears someone laughing hard*
Rico: Uh-huh.
Kowalski: *Into phone* Hellooooo?
Lady: Who is this?
Kowalski: Uh, Kowalski?
Lady: And theeeeeen?
*Kowalski growls angrily*
Lady: Oh, kwa the way, this is Rebekah that wewe are speaking with.
*Silence*
Rico: Woah.

—The End
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This was VERY fun to write. I wrote this in either March au April. I didn't change anything about this, except for a few words that were spelled wrong. Please enjoy! *grins evilly*

peacebaby7, BOLTravolta and 8 others like this

Icicle1penguin Lol, you gotta love that PoM video! XD Blowhole looked pissed. X3

KowalSkip9 ^Yes, yes he did. XD

carsfan XD lol! I really liked it! it was fun to read! XD

Kowalski355 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD wait for it and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn DDDDDDD XD lol!

KowalSkip9 carsfan & Kowalski355: I'm glad you like! This story took FOREVER to write. I had to watch the video OVER and OVER again (no Internet, only what I had recorded on my camcorder). This took, um, about one or two hours to do. ^^

Hijinata dramatic twsit! XD lol.

EppofangirlXD LOL. I loved that vid! XD AND THEN?

kowalskiro HAHA!!!!!!! That was so funny!!!! Nice ending by the way!!

kowalkielol two words: lol i cannot count !! jk XD

candlefairy_13 This is like the Chinese restaurant scene in "Dude, Where's My Car?". I luv it!! XD

KowalSkip9 ^That answers my question that I never asked! I was always wondering what it came from, but was too lazy to search it up.

kowalskiro Can I put this on Deviantart with my OC Ruthless? This sounds like something she would do.

KowalSkip9 ^That's fine! I don't mind. Send me the link to it when you post it! ^_^

kowalskiro Sure!! Thanks!!

SummerPoM EAUHAEUHAEUHEAHUEUH' AND THEEEEEEEEEN?! xD Skipper: OH MY I HATE YOU!! *Silence* Skipper: Er...and then? xD

ImAnEasel XD Lol, this was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I don't know who Rebeckah is, but she sounds funny! X3 Is she your OC?

KowalSkip9 ^Yeah, she's my OC. I'm glad you find her funny. ^^

peacebaby7 OMG THIS WAS TOO DARN FUNNY! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico au Portugal. His...

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I will steal your otter chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he alisema mumbling

"my tarehe with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in upendo with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, wewe really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, wewe lost, I got the girl skipper, so wewe Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she alisema as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my butterscotch lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper alisema that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them au my butterscotch...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few dakika they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are wewe okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are wewe two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private wewe really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever wewe alisema to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but wewe have to understand you're like a son to him, wewe mean everything...

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Gender Switch (Chapter 2:"New" Penguins)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------------The Morning-------------
Jazzy was the first to wake up,and first thing she saw was the destroyed Star-O-Tron 2000. Near her she saw her reflection in a broken piece of glass,but instead of seeing a girl penguin, auk with a pink bow and pink glasses,she,uh "he" saw a boy penguin, auk with a light blue baseball hat and dark blue glasses.Seeing so,"he" screamed (and had a boy's voice)on the juu of "his" lungs.Startled, Skipper and Kowalski woke up,to see Jazzy as a boy screaming.
"Who are you!?!?",questioned Skipper,but to his surprise "her" voice was lady like.(bad description,i know :P) "She"...

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Rejoice for the Black nyota Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice nyara were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," alisema Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," alisema Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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The Blood Night Chapter 7: Dr. Murdoch

posted by 67Dodge

"What do wewe suppose 'go through the zombie's eye' mean Skippah?" asked Private. "I think it's some actual formation that just LOOKS like a zombie's eye I guess," alisema Skipper. "Well all we know it's southwest and we must find it in order to get to Lord Murdoch's castle," alisema Kowalski. "Lets keep going, it might be bound to be there.....somewhere..." alisema Marlene. Rico then put his flipper in his beak and looked around with his flipper pointed out, sniffing the air, then pointed to a large, drawn-out, mduara, duara that looked like an eye on the dirt ground. "I think that's it!! It must be the zombie's...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter 3)

posted by imskipper

Hello again! This is the 3rd Chapter of the story and Skipper is back! Thanks for visiting this story and thanks for those who keep kusoma my written story. I thought I am going to quit of writting this story and leave this uncontinued before, but I was concerned for the readers that are waiting. If wewe want something to say, be honest please and leave a comment. Sorry about the shortness of this chapter. Thank wewe for kusoma and hope wewe enjoy this book!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter III - The Plan of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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The Goo Changer (Part4) Back to the goo

posted by have64

broken Plastic Knife

Place:Central Park
Time:Do it matter?

Have:Now that I escaped your Death Rockets, permission for my sword back.

Skipper:Denied!

Have:Why. D:(

Skipper:Because, when wewe where running I thought that I was going soft on you. So wewe will work your way up to your sword.
(Skipper hands Have a plastic knife)
Have:But..

Skipper:No Buts. Back too the base.
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Place:Base
Time:classified

Private:Whats wrong?

Have:Nothing, I don't wanna talk about it.

Private:Just tell me.

Have:Skipper replaced my awesome sword with a plastic knife.

Private:Well I'm sure wewe can still...

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The death forest (The adventure begins)

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was a cold autumn morning and the penguins and I we're bored.
Kowalski:Let's do something
Me:Um... we can play blowing in my house
All:NO!
Me:sesh okay mister Oh.. we're bored do wewe have something better.
All:...
Me:that's what I thought.
Skipper:You know the forest behind us.
Me:There's a forest behind me (saying sarcastically)
Jeremy:there is and whats my name I forgot.
Me:Jeremy retard!
Jeremy:I thought I was Skipper.
Me:(sucker punches him)
Jeremy:Ow Lilly!
Me:I not Lilly I'm Kaitlyn wewe twit!
Jeremy:Oh really.
Me:Yes,really!
Skipper:If we keep on fighting we will be in this house all day!
Rico:FISH!...

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The Hidden (Chapter IX - Franchise Frolic)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I woke up with an excited attitude of mine on the go. I was really excited to open my new kiosk in the Safari Hotel (which is here), on the ground floor.

Everyone went outside to duka for their needs. Julien and his Marafiki went to the Department Store and maduka makubwa to shop. While Skipper, Rico, and Kowalski went out to buy, too. I was left alone here on the ground floor with no one who is buying my product. But suddenly, a customer came, it was Leonard! I was shocked and asked myself, How did he get here?

He alisema that he went here after the "Me Talent Show" just finished. He built his airplane...

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Love's Conspirator (page 3)

posted by LtKowalski

This is not a upendo story, just a story about love.

CHAPTER 4: PHASE 2 COMPLETED
It's past ten. Tonight it's Lilly's turn for recon duty. Although Skipper insisted she doesnt really need to do the job, she of course wanted to onyesha him girls can do boy things. As expected.
Everyone is asleep except me. I sneaked into my lab, left the door ajar on purpose, I only need to stand near the door.
"My sorrowful apologies Lilly, but I have to do this." I took a ballon blew on it then pricked it with a needle. BOOM! That was loud enough to disturb Skipper's sleep. And if that was not enough I had a back-up....

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Interference Chapter 5: Its chajio, chakula cha jioni time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are wewe gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the chakula what do wewe expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' alisema Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If wewe can kindly follow me,' alisema Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large meza, jedwali filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Penguins go to the city of ember

posted by alex356

Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
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The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
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The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun au a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are wewe guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: siku and night and there's mti and grass-
Lina:what's a mti and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 2 and Epilogue)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lets see how Skipper and the gang solve this problem that Kowalski has been struck with...

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“WOO HOO! I AM AWESOMNESS!” Kowalski screamed, running around in circles in the park. Kowalski suddenly flopped into a heap, and giggled.

“Oh, that was fun,” Kowalski muttered and stuffed zaidi Candy into his beak. He reached into his bag to grab another flipperful, and gasped.

“SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CANDY! No wait that was me. That means I have to scold myself. How could wewe Kowalski!? I don’t...

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chakula Fight

posted by Colonelpenguin

We were standing in line to wait to eat my sister's famous recipe and dessert.
The line went like this Skipper,Lily,Me,Kowalski,Rico,Private.
Hey ladies first I knocked out Skipper but,me and Lily both stepped up in front of the line just as the chakula got put on the table.
"MMMMmmm....." the chakula smelt so good it already melt in our mouths.
"well.. I'm going somewhere to get zaidi stuff for dessert...Okay."(she left us)
"Well Kowalski the chakula is on you."(throwing it but Kowalski bata and it hit Skipper instead he ran up and got the steaming hot supu and pour it all over me)
kowalski:haha that's...

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Go Fly A kite, mwewe

posted by Colonelpenguin

Private and the boys have been bothering me all siku as soon as I woke up.
me: Go fly kites
skipper: there's no fun in flying kites, Kaitlyn
Me: Okay whoever can keep their kite, mwewe up the longest will get a sweet prize
Kowalski:Okay I make a kite, mwewe
Private,Skipper,and Rico: Us too

Outside the habitat

Kowalski's kite, mwewe was a technology looking kite.
Rico's was a shark
Private's was a plane
Skipper's had a saying I'm the beast
Kowalski: You're going down Guys
Rico: Nuh-Uh
Skipper: your the one who is going to weep
When the wind pick up they all threw their kites up.
But plane's got stuck in a mti because his...

Saw: penguin, auk, alka style!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Marlene woke up with a seiring pain in her head. When she opened her eyes, she saw nothing but darkness. To her right was Lilly unconsious in a chair, with a strange device on her head. To her left, she saw a remote controll which alisema (Press the red button.) She did so and Lilly woke up screaming. An electric shock flowed through her body. When she settled down, the telivison set above them turned on, and a white face with red swirly cheeks appeared before them. "Hello Lilly, Hello Marlene. Tell me, do wewe want to play a agme?" Lilly finally came to her senses and was infuriated. " LET HER...

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Psycho: Chapter 11

posted by 67Dodge

'You alright Lily?' asked Skipper. The whole even took them kwa storm. 'I'm fine, okay? Don't freak out Skipper,' reassured Lily. 'Any insight as to why Private killed all those girls?' asked Skipper. 'Yes and no apparently,' alisema the Psychiatrist. 'What do wewe mean kwa 'yes and no'?! There's only one answer to everything!!' yelled Skipper. 'Uh uh Skipper, that's where you're wrong, wewe see, Private's mother is quite alive oh yes,' replied the Psychiatrist. 'But she's dead!! I even saw her mummified corpse in-' was all Lily could say before being interupted. 'Wrong again!! She's alive in Private's...

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Psycho: Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

Lily finally felt salama when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it salama to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed wanyama soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...