This is my first ever article, just so wewe know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his crate in the penguin, auk habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the sekunde tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short penguin, auk with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, wewe can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the penguin, auk inayofuata to him.
"Hi!" alisema Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but wewe get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the penguin, auk with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." alisema Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's salama to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call wewe Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the ukuta for wewe tomorrow."
"Yup!" alisema Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his crate in the penguin, auk habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the sekunde tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short penguin, auk with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, wewe can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the penguin, auk inayofuata to him.
"Hi!" alisema Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but wewe get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the penguin, auk with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." alisema Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's salama to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call wewe Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the ukuta for wewe tomorrow."
"Yup!" alisema Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet wewe skippah
skippah: nice to meet wewe too
melody: hujambo private wanna go get something special wewe deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of karanga siagi winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats karanga siagi winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet wewe skippah
skippah: nice to meet wewe too
melody: hujambo private wanna go get something special wewe deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of karanga siagi winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats karanga siagi winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued