100 years ago....
"get him!" a jogoo showted, as manny badgers and wanyama ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.
They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.
"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.
"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of his ex-friends shouting at them
"run!" Swar shouted, as both birds got to the end of the tunnel and ran, they were ambushed kwa many forces once out.
"give. me. it" Swar said, looking at everyone of the wicked mind-blowed ex-friends.
"but you'll..."
"I know. give it au we'll die" he gave his friend the three bags full of money and golden prizes.
"WANT MONEY, FOLLOW ME JERKS!" Swarget shouted, runnig, giving Linert time to escape. He got to the end cliff, which was right before a river, he jumped in it and left.
"they just got the wrong trasure..." he said, as he pulled the lucky coin and gave it a look, just before he hid it again, he hid it in a verry deep catacomb, which he sealed with a wish, making him go insane right after it, always wanting to undo what he did."
"that's a great story of your grandgrandgrand...grand...grand....what was it again?" Private asked to Skipper after he finished his story of his 4 grand father, like he liked to tell it
"grandgrandgrandgrandfather Private, now le's sleep" Skipper said, turning off the lights and making everyone fall asleep.
"get him!" a jogoo showted, as manny badgers and wanyama ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.
They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.
"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.
"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of his ex-friends shouting at them
"run!" Swar shouted, as both birds got to the end of the tunnel and ran, they were ambushed kwa many forces once out.
"give. me. it" Swar said, looking at everyone of the wicked mind-blowed ex-friends.
"but you'll..."
"I know. give it au we'll die" he gave his friend the three bags full of money and golden prizes.
"WANT MONEY, FOLLOW ME JERKS!" Swarget shouted, runnig, giving Linert time to escape. He got to the end cliff, which was right before a river, he jumped in it and left.
"they just got the wrong trasure..." he said, as he pulled the lucky coin and gave it a look, just before he hid it again, he hid it in a verry deep catacomb, which he sealed with a wish, making him go insane right after it, always wanting to undo what he did."
"that's a great story of your grandgrandgrand...grand...grand....what was it again?" Private asked to Skipper after he finished his story of his 4 grand father, like he liked to tell it
"grandgrandgrandgrandfather Private, now le's sleep" Skipper said, turning off the lights and making everyone fall asleep.
I Wanna Control wewe - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't wewe listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed kwa ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make wewe mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope wewe shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if wewe spot anything wewe know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't wewe listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed kwa ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make wewe mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope wewe shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if wewe spot anything wewe know is a mistake.