Prologue
It is a beautiful afternoon in Paris, where the master thief Sly Cooper, was making his way to steal the Yellow Diamond of China. Someone, however, had other plans for the Master thief and his gang. “Help, he’s attacking, he’s attack…” The binocucom then cut off, making Bentley and Murray fear the worst. “Murray, we have to save Sly! He is…” Bentley then collapses on the floor. “Okay, good luck getting the Murr…” Murray then collapsed on the floor. Carmelita, who didn’t even know about the attack on Sly, Bentley, and Murray, then came into the hideout. “Hey, where’s? Oh my god! They were sleep darted.” Then, an unknown assailant shoots Carmelita with a sleep dart. “All members of the Cooper Gang, plus Carmelita fox, mbweha are out and are being shipped out tomorrow.” “Great, my muscled friend. When are wewe going to get here?” “By Friday, so step 2 of the plan can start.”
It is a beautiful morning in emperorland, where, the Master of Tap himself, Mumble, was awake and his son, Erik was with him. “So, son what do wewe want to do today?” “Well, let’s go fishing!” “Erik, we have to wait for your ma. Gloria? Where are you?” (Jaws theme playing) “Boo!” “Ah, what the?! Gloria? Why did wewe do that?” Asked Mumble. “Always expect the unexpected.” Then, the unexpected did happen. “We are going to teach Erik how to …” It fades, with Mumble landing face first in the snow. “Mum…” Gloria didn’t even finish the sentence. Gloria, then fell flat into the snow. Erik then runs off to find his Uncle Ramon. “Ramon, my parents were hurt kwa something. I need your help.” Ramon then runs to find his best friend and his mate lying asleep in the snow. Ramon then was shot kwa the thing. Erik was left alone. He then fell asleep, inayofuata to his father’s feet.
About a siku later, Sly wakes to find himself stuck in a crate. Bang! “Ow! What the?! I’m in a crate! Yay! Bentley, are wewe here?” “Yes, I am. Is Murray here as well?” “Yes I am! Let me out of this small wooden prison, au I’ll smash my way out!” “Calm down! Oy, this sucks!” “Hey Ringtail, if wewe are here, I need a kiss.” “Yes, I am, Carm.” “Shoo!” “Carm!” “Shoo! Did wewe hear that?” On another part of the boat, Mumble Happy Feet was beginning to stir. Yawn! “What the? Where are we? Wait. Erik, are wewe down there little guy?” “Yes, I am here pa.” Bang! “Ow, that hurt!” “Uncle Ramon? Is that you?” Erik asked. “Yes it is, but I banged my freaking head on whatever this thing is that we are in.” Gloria, then subsequently woke up and banged her head on the thing that they were in. Elsewhere on the boat, a familiar figure was beginning his evil scheme. “Naaaaaaaaaaaa! Okay, His Blueness, when are wewe going to get here?” “In a few days.” “When are wewe going to take down your friends?” “Tomorrow, so we can have all these supposed Heroes in one location. Then Operation: Revenge is Sweet can songesha on.” “All onyesha bow down to the Tytonic Order of Pure Ones!”
Disclaimer: Sly Cooper is owned kwa Sucker ngumi, punch and Sony Computer Entertainment America Happy Feet is owned kwa Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures
It is a beautiful afternoon in Paris, where the master thief Sly Cooper, was making his way to steal the Yellow Diamond of China. Someone, however, had other plans for the Master thief and his gang. “Help, he’s attacking, he’s attack…” The binocucom then cut off, making Bentley and Murray fear the worst. “Murray, we have to save Sly! He is…” Bentley then collapses on the floor. “Okay, good luck getting the Murr…” Murray then collapsed on the floor. Carmelita, who didn’t even know about the attack on Sly, Bentley, and Murray, then came into the hideout. “Hey, where’s? Oh my god! They were sleep darted.” Then, an unknown assailant shoots Carmelita with a sleep dart. “All members of the Cooper Gang, plus Carmelita fox, mbweha are out and are being shipped out tomorrow.” “Great, my muscled friend. When are wewe going to get here?” “By Friday, so step 2 of the plan can start.”
It is a beautiful morning in emperorland, where, the Master of Tap himself, Mumble, was awake and his son, Erik was with him. “So, son what do wewe want to do today?” “Well, let’s go fishing!” “Erik, we have to wait for your ma. Gloria? Where are you?” (Jaws theme playing) “Boo!” “Ah, what the?! Gloria? Why did wewe do that?” Asked Mumble. “Always expect the unexpected.” Then, the unexpected did happen. “We are going to teach Erik how to …” It fades, with Mumble landing face first in the snow. “Mum…” Gloria didn’t even finish the sentence. Gloria, then fell flat into the snow. Erik then runs off to find his Uncle Ramon. “Ramon, my parents were hurt kwa something. I need your help.” Ramon then runs to find his best friend and his mate lying asleep in the snow. Ramon then was shot kwa the thing. Erik was left alone. He then fell asleep, inayofuata to his father’s feet.
About a siku later, Sly wakes to find himself stuck in a crate. Bang! “Ow! What the?! I’m in a crate! Yay! Bentley, are wewe here?” “Yes, I am. Is Murray here as well?” “Yes I am! Let me out of this small wooden prison, au I’ll smash my way out!” “Calm down! Oy, this sucks!” “Hey Ringtail, if wewe are here, I need a kiss.” “Yes, I am, Carm.” “Shoo!” “Carm!” “Shoo! Did wewe hear that?” On another part of the boat, Mumble Happy Feet was beginning to stir. Yawn! “What the? Where are we? Wait. Erik, are wewe down there little guy?” “Yes, I am here pa.” Bang! “Ow, that hurt!” “Uncle Ramon? Is that you?” Erik asked. “Yes it is, but I banged my freaking head on whatever this thing is that we are in.” Gloria, then subsequently woke up and banged her head on the thing that they were in. Elsewhere on the boat, a familiar figure was beginning his evil scheme. “Naaaaaaaaaaaa! Okay, His Blueness, when are wewe going to get here?” “In a few days.” “When are wewe going to take down your friends?” “Tomorrow, so we can have all these supposed Heroes in one location. Then Operation: Revenge is Sweet can songesha on.” “All onyesha bow down to the Tytonic Order of Pure Ones!”
Disclaimer: Sly Cooper is owned kwa Sucker ngumi, punch and Sony Computer Entertainment America Happy Feet is owned kwa Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures
Me:well that should do it
--------------------
inayofuata morning
Harry:I am telling wewe someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were nenosiri
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
--------------------
inayofuata morning
Harry:I am telling wewe someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were nenosiri
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of wewe guys feel discriminated against, and that wewe believe we fangirls want wewe permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank wewe all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~