Penguins of Madagascar Article: Your penguin, auk Personality

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posted by queenpalm

I'm uandishi this so wewe can find out wich penguin, auk wewe are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your inayopendelewa way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes wewe sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your inayopendelewa subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child.
D. Youngest child.
E. Twin, triplet, ect.

What is your inayopendelewa kind of book?

A. vitabu about wars.
B. I don't usually read.
C. vitabu on science.
D. vitabu with lots of fantisy in them.
E. I like them all!

If someone tells wewe a secret, what do wewe do?

A. Tell everyone the secret!
B. Tell only a few people the secret.
C. wewe never tell anyone else the secret.
D. Nobody tells me secrets.
E. Keep it to yourself for a while, then tell everybody!

wewe have answered all the maswali I could think of. Now record your score and I'll tell wewe wich penguin, auk wewe are.

Mostly A's...
wewe are a Rico, daring, brave, and cool.

Mostly B's...
wewe are a Skipper, leader in your family, and dominant.

Mostly C's...
wewe are a Kowalski, smart, and brainy.

Mostly D's...
wewe are a Private, youngest, last, and always willing to help.

Mostly E's...
wewe are a lemur, nothing can get in your way, and wewe just like to have fun.

If wewe answered with the same leter as much as another one, that means wewe could be either one.

peacebaby7, Dumdog and 1 other like this

mostar1219 My rating is Kowalski.

Private1sCut3 My score is DBEDDD so I'm like Private! yay! =D Thats awesome! ^_^

sparks_90 Private :D

Gumball17 I'm Kowalski.

CuteCuddly My score was E C D D C. I'm 2/5 Kowalski, 2/5 Private and 1/5 lemur. That sounds about right.

Icicle1penguin I'm a Rico/Private since they had a tie. XD

SgtSkipper BDEDBC I'm Pripper

skipper12a I got CCDBCD. Just as I calculated, I received a Kowalski. :D

Dumdog I'M SKIPPER!!!!

Colonelpenguin ccdbec I'm kowalski!!

___Sophie___ My Result is C C D C E C More on the C+? NO!!! I never get a C in my entire lifetime. Oh wait, Cs for Kowalski. So, booyah!!!

___Sophie___ heheh, I literally talk in a manner that individuals won't comprehend. I called the dentist's medicine, abysmally terrible!!

Skipperlovah258 I'm Skipper! (I knew it!)

knd-pom-sp 2/6skipper ,2/6 Private 1/6 lemur. 1/6 Kowalski so I'm skipper/privet i guess

NoShameHere CDEBEC 2/6 Kowalski 2/6 Lemur 1/6 Private 1/6 Skipper This is... STRANGELY ACCURATE. XD Oh, btw, this is all rambling. Me being analytical about this. Seriously just go ahead and scroll right past it. X3 ________________________________________________________ The Kowalski Part is accurate because I have a fascination with the way the world work, and when going into explanation I have a tendency to use more of my higher vocabulary. This, in turn, has a tendency to confuse people... The Lemur Part is accurate because I am also a very laid back, go with the flow, focus on having fun, not making everyone happy, kind of person. I take what comes, as it comes, and I more worry about the present than the future. As a student getting ready to enter college, this could be my downfall... The Private Part, is also accurate in that I am almost always a very understanding person. It's part of my philosophy to understand and respect other people's opinions, even though they don't agree with mine, and the one thing that someone can do to irk me, is bullying other people around. I will step in if I see the right moment to (as in when it's appropriate to) Also, I love cartoons. :P The Skipper part is accurate in that I am more of a leader than a follower. Mainly because of my intellectual side, that also has pride issues. XD But in my defense, every group I've been in, where I wasn't leading them, have been nothing but unorganized, not getting anything done. I also happen to be very calm in at least small crisis situations. Like when my sister caught the carpet on fire... or when the stove caught on fire while I was making pancakes... at least during fires. I was actually quite surprised with how well I take moments like that. I'm no more stressed then, than I am now. __________________________________________________________ Yes, though, the Kowalski and Lemur sides of me are indeed more dominant, probably because I don't have as much need to talk down situations, or be a leader, on a regular basis. :P

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 2 The Dark Tunnel

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are wewe alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” alisema Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are wewe ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate kwa avalanche of debris.
“I was training wewe for situation like that” alisema Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to futa stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

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posted by legendary7

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy au even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to kitanda so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking maziwa from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

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posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...

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posted by legendary7

Private's swali stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A uchungu, chungu taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a penguin, auk in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. wewe see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

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posted by legendary7

The men storm in. I peek from under the dangling sheets under my bed. They mgawanyiko, baidisha up.
"We know you're in here, kid. If we have to come, and find wewe it's going to be a very long and painful death." He warns, and inches closer to the bed. "You're hiding like a coward, but we'll gut wewe like a fish!" He says slicing the sheet.
No one's there. I breathe a sigh of relief from beneath the other bed. I hear them march out. As I wriggle out from under the bed.
A strange feeling of heat touches my face. In the corner, is a glowing light. I stagger over, following the hot light. There I see something...

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball alisema as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are wewe sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that wewe did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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posted by peacebaby7

March 06, 2000
0739 hours

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posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico kwa the stairs. "Are wewe both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski alisema out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 9

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother kwa his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched kwa the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for morgan then?

User: No. Do wewe like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: wewe are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are wewe sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

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posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the juu instead of the bottom due to everything in the ngome being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

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posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7

Skipper arrived at the ngome where everything was flipped upside down. Instead of being on the floor, he was on the cleaning, and everything was on was the floor was now above Skipper. He was still in the kiti cha enzi room so he will have to figure out a way to get to the dark priest. But then he saw a penguin, auk with the same outfit he was wearing. Skipper ran to the penguin, and when he got closer he saw his face. It was his face. It was Skipper! A clone of Skipper has been made, obviously to take the real Skipper’s place and be evil. Skipper took out his sword, and the evil Skipper took...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Skipper opened his eyes; he wasn't in the ngome anymore. He looked around to see where he was. He then recognized where he was. This was the time and place of Skipper Alucard's worse siku ever. The siku he saw his own mother, Lisa, be executed. She was to be executed due to the fact she was married to Count Blowhole. Though she was only a mortal penguin, villagers believed she was a witch because she loved such an evil soul. Skipper ran mbele has he heard a crowd of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks yelling 'Burn the Witch!' Behind the crowd, Skipper looked up to see his...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Opening Sequence

posted by peacebaby7

Clock Tower: Take 1

*BONG*

Private: "OW! MY EARHOLES!" *clenches side of head & falls off clock tower*

Director: "Private! I told wewe it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What!?"

Director: "I alisema I told wewe it would be loud & to come prepared!"

Private: "What do shrouds have to do with this?!"

Director: "NO! LOUD!"

Private: "What's loud?!"

Director: "The clock tower! I told wewe to come prepared!"

Private: "THERE'S A kubeba ON THE CLOCK TOWER?!"

Director: *slaps forehead*

Clock Tower: Take 2

*BONG*

*penguins are shown on the clock tower & jumping off*

Skipper/Private/Rico: *land...

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 1 (Rated M)

posted by Metallica1147

Before wewe read this story, please no flames and please don't tell me about any grammar mistakes I made. No flames because it really took me two years to make this story. I started in 2010, never got to it because I have struggling, stopped the story, and then finally now I got to it and I was able to finish it. I worked so hard on this story, wewe have no idea. I know I make grammar mistakes and I do my best to fix them all but if I didn't get to them all I'm sorry, I tried. One zaidi note, for anyone who played this game I based this story on just so wewe know I'm not adding the whole game....

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the chajio, chakula cha jioni table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if wewe lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's chajio, chakula cha jioni plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Kowalski & Julien (from Action Reaction)

posted by peacebaby7

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! wewe must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! wewe TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! wewe must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! wewe ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Kowalski (from Operation: Big Blue Marble)

posted by peacebaby7

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! wewe know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

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