Penguins of Madagascar Article: penguin, auk Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Skipper (from Needle Point)

posted by peacebaby7

Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered kwa the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered kwa the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did wewe hear that pack of lies! Me?! Afraid of needles! Pffffft! He, hehe, heeoo." o.o

Private: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 3

Skipper: *cornered kwa the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *finishes dance*

Kowalski: "You really don't wanna get that shot, do you?"

Skipper: *runs aw--trip*

Julien: (sitting inayofuata to director) "Dude! Again! What are wewe a cluts?!?!"

Skipper: "Oooh, I'm fine! Thanks for asking!"

Julien: "Anytime..."

Skipper: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 4

Skipper: *cornered kwa the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *finishes dance*

Kowalski: "You really don't wanna get that shot, do you?"

Skipper: *runs away*

Director: "Cut! That's a rap!" finally...

Rainshadow999, 27Kowalski and 1 other like this

27Kowalski Aahahah! Oh my gosh, I love these Bloopers you make! Good job! Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!" LOL love it!

ricoiswsome Hahahaha

SaturdaySurpris PLEASE make more!!! XDDDD I love it so much!!! You hve to continue!!

_Lexii23_ XDDDDDDDDD I loved this one! :)

Rainshadow999 I love this! I feel sorry for Skipper though.... Please make more!

peacebaby7 I can't believe I haven't thanked you guys for your comments yet! THANK YOUUUU GUUUUYYYSSS!!! :D

Rainshadow999 Poor Skipper... I like the Devil.

LoveCartoons25 Great! Really! Kowalski in first take.... haha!

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up kwa Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will wewe wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few dakika later, Ramon was still fast...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 1:

posted by legendary7

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping Marafiki to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are wewe awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and tafuta for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on juu of the island, he let out a unalarmed...

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Differnet POM fans... Poemz :3

posted by SkippX101

So what does one do when wewe can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM mashabiki (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be zaidi legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing kwa a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown fur, manyoya anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the mashua is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the mashua into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no chakula no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

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Private's Book of Secrets.

posted by CuteCuddly

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope wewe enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time uandishi in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell wewe what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the inayofuata mourning knowing that it is time to find chakula and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the moto is still there so it's time for me to look for chakula and water. chakula and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for chakula and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a maembe, embe it's perfect and it's salama for me to eat.

so after i grab the maembe, embe I ate the mango. after i ate the maembe, embe i crawl with one leg to look for water....

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The Slenderman chp. 2

posted by stlouisfan

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one zaidi time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't wewe guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like wewe could use the sleep. wewe have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

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My Interview with Kowalski M. (by a shabiki named KowalskiLover)

posted by Lt_Kowalski

So here is an interview I happened to find a while back on one of my profiles and she e-emailed me the code to post it up on my profaili hehe. I am not sure if I still keep in touch with her, but she gave a GREAT interview hehe.
Enjoy!

My Interview with Kowalski - kwa KoealskiLover

I: I'd like to start off with a hello, how are wewe today Kowalski?

K.: I..'m doing great

I: Now if wewe don't mind let's get started on this shall we?

K:Please proceed

I:First of all are wewe the REAL Kowalski?

K:Yes I am, want me to prove it?

I:Ok, how does it feel to be famous like?

K:Well, we just startd off but we..'re coming...

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

hujambo everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope wewe understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, wewe got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The mti falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked zaidi like a funeral in my old home, the otter habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden crate had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are wewe sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are wewe doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 3: New Girl in The Zoo!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur au a penguin. There had been a few wanyama at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other wanyama except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the juu of the box. This is what she would be living in for the inayofuata 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the crate gently*...

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marlene's lullaby

posted by anna446

one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare kitanda she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from wewe will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team alisema that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?

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little Sister chapter 1

posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? wewe ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are wewe ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, wewe were experimenting on Ally and….. wewe kinda blew Ally and yourself up and wewe both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d wewe even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and wewe both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...

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I will steal your otter chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he alisema mumbling

"my tarehe with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in upendo with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, wewe really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, wewe lost, I got the girl skipper, so wewe Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she alisema as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

a coup of knifes ch1: fights, hate and revealed secrets

posted by andresandru

(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I Lost control of myself and alisema 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless wewe want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and alisema between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but wewe can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And wewe girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed kwa Kowalski. After a few dakika of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right wewe are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...