Penguins of Madagascar Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little gppony, pony and Lunicorns Are Made kwa Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made kwa Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! au Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL

posted by Sandrei

Skipper is taken ill and Rico, Kowalski and Private must take care of themselves up until their leader gets back to health. But there are some troubles with keeping up the discipline among the group.. they have to deal with all sorts of allurements waiting for them behind each corner...

Well... I hope you'll like it:) Cheers.

CHAPTER ONE: Our Leader is Sick

"All right, boys, line up here and get ready" commanded Skipper, walking up towards the middle of the platform.

Marlene had spent two hours tidying up her habitat and was now enjoying the sunny afternoon, sipping water through the straw and...

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A sekunde Chance- Life: Chapter 2: Comfort

posted by ggreen7295

The newly created penguin, auk stared blankly at his fish. Having tears forming at his eyes, soaking his feathers on contact with the salty liquid. He couldn't stop thinking about his past life as a human. He missed his family, his friends. Everything is going to hell. And no matter how much he wished, he was stuck like like this, a flightless bird.

The short penguin, auk in fount of him had a concerned expression stuck on his face. He felt like he needed to say something, something to comfort him.

"A-are wewe alright?" He alisema in a British voice.

He didn't respond. Before the British bird could speak up,...

Vendette: Mundane Suspicions (Ch2)

posted by littlebirdy05

New York City, in the middle of summer. Hot kwa anyone's standards, sweltering kwa a penguin's. Needless to say, the four penguins now standing on the artificial ice floe, to their habitat, were not pleased. Of course, they would not have been willing to put up with such heat, but after the FURNACE incident, they were not willing to take any chances with turning up the a/c.

Kowalski glared up at the sun, behind one shielding flipper. The sun did not suit him, and he was sure he did not look well in it. The others they were used to it, but long hours, shut away in his lab, had left him unaccustomed...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 11

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Kowalski quickly hopped down various branches and out of the mti as quickly as possible; he was sure that some animals, almost certainly the other penguins, would be scaling the mti in dakika in order to see what had caused the ‘disturbance’. As Skipper tried to calm the crowd, Kowalski waited behind the mti for a bit to make sure he was telling them of his demise. When he was satisfied, Kowalski slipped away from the mti as silently as possible and dashed behind a bench, waited until he was positive none of the wanyama were looking in his direction, then ran until he reached the nearest...

Shake Your Booty

posted by Aquade

"All right, Kowalski." Skipper banged on the door. "Let's see that invention of yours."

"Give me a few zaidi minutes" was the muffled reply.

Skipper groaned loudly and waddled toward the table. Taking a deck of cards, he sat down and looked at the other penguins. "Anybody up for a game of cards? We're playing Stomp the Wombat."

It was a few games later that Kowalski came out, his face beaming. "I've done it!" he exclaimed.

"Let's see it," alisema Skipper. "You know your invention?"

Private nervously tapped his two flippers together. "Is it going to be dangerous?"

Kowalski scoffed. "Of course not!"

Rico...

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Making out...like a BO$$

added by quasomeness

Source: Mental Hen

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Fatherly Private/Skipper Moment

added by Skipperlovah258

Source: High Moltage

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The red squirrel is back!!!

added by LillyPenguin94

Source: A visit of Uncle Nigel, Nelewy

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Rico poisoned

added by Pinksparkles01

Taking A Bath

added by jGENtoo

Source: webstagram

The Penguins Of Madagascar ~ Roomies ~ Bubble Gum

added by KittenWitch

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Penguins of Madagascar

roomies

kowalski

rico

nickelodeon

nick

bubble gum

bubble

gum

You're not thinking clearly.

added by AnxiousSoul

Source: Break-Speare

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Private Mermaid

added by Skipperpingu

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POM Movie at Walmart! (Sorry for quality)

added by peacebaby7

Source: Me!

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Thoughts on the Penguins of Madagascar Movie

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Earlier this month, I went on a mission that I had been planning since 2011—seeing Penguins of Madagascar on the big screen.

The Madagascar spin-off is a fast-paced, fun adventure, with touching moments and several flipperfuls of good laughs. I have written some of my thoughts on it below. They will be appreciated zaidi kwa fellow Fanguins than those completely unfamiliar with the characters, so this makala is zaidi a orodha of observations and opinions than a true movie review. Still, I will not spoil too much for those who have not yet seen the film.

Opening

● The movie opens years zamani in Antarctica,...