Penguins of Madagascar Article: The Stuff Song (a songfic)

posted by werockz

Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My cupcake is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our inayopendelewa foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little chakula beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When wewe miss someone wewe upendo wewe can't cry enough.

Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the siku ever again.

yappy24 reminds me of adventure time lol

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Dating rules of POM

posted by Penguin11

Okay, Welcome. I got this from 'Who loves Kowalski? I DO! WE ALL DO!'

1.) Dont run into dating. Terrible things could happen.

Claudia: Hi kowalski! Lets kiss!
Kowalski: Uhh, we're not... Dating...
Claudia: *grabs Kowalski and starts making out with him*
Skipper: PAROLE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!

2.) Don't get too serious too fast!

Claudia: LETS GET MARRIED!
Kowalski: we've been dating for two days! ONLY TWO!
Claudia: Who cares?!
Skipper: zaidi PAROLE!

3.) If wewe think he doesn't like you, don't FORCE him to.

Claudia: Hi walski!
Kowalski: Hi!
Claudia: upendo ME!!
Kowalski: 0.0

4.)Don't be overprotectiive.

Claudia: Hi walski.
Kowalski: Hi
Marlene: Hi--
Claudia: STAY BACK FROM MY WALSKI!!

5.) Be careful of relationship bumps.

Claudia: Hi, walski.
Kowalski: shh, I'm busy with my experiment.
Claudia: *crying* WHY DON'T wewe upendo ME, WALSKI?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WROOOOOONG?!?

(there will be five tips per article. ^^)

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One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Skipper says: “‘One Hundred Days of Drabbles: Double Time!’ is a 100-day-long wtiting project by GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net.”

Note: The following “article” contains the first 10 pieces in a 100-day-long uandishi project I am currently involved in on FanFiction.net. In the project, I am uandishi one 200-word “double-drabble” story related to “The Penguins of Madagascar” each and every siku from February 1 until May 11, 2010. Every 10 days, I publish a new batch of 10 of these little stories on FanFiction.net. Below are the first 10 (written from February 1-10, 2010). If wewe enjoy these stories and would like to read zaidi of them, please follow this link link. wewe can also read the full orodha of rules that I...

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Never Turn Back Chapter 2

posted by penguinsfan2

-Marlenes Habitat,night,5 hours before the murder-

me:*sigh*Marlene?
Marlene:Yeah.
me:I still dont know whats makeing all the noise near your habitat.
Marlene:Its ok.
me:Marlene why dont wewe ask the guys for help?
Marlene:Because I dont want skipper uigizaji like im a just a helpless victim again!
me:ok!no need to yell.Well I'll see wewe later.
Marlene:*sigh*bye!
---Penguin Habitat,night,4hrs before the murder---
me:hey everone.
skipper:where were wewe the whole time?
me:uhh..no where...
skipper:uh huh.so wewe where no where the whole time?
me:pretty much.
skipper:*eyes suspitiously*
ash:Well just to change the...

The penguin, auk, alka West kwa penguin, auk, alka Girl. ( Part 1 )

posted by rico911910

This was based of a dream I had inside a dream with the penguins of madagascar mixed with an old western movie I hope wewe like it:)
The penguin, auk West kwa penguin, auk Girl
It was a usual siku for the penguins. Skipper and the rest of the penguins were at a confrence with the lemurs, chimps, and Marlean at the gift shop.
It was all going well until......boom!!!!!
"What in the world was that?!" yelled Marlean looking at the penguins in shock.
"I don't have the faintst says Skipper looking toward Kowalski in curiosity.
"I must have left my latest invention on at the HQ it probly over loaded its system." Then...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 1

posted by skipperluvs

Rico sat inayofuata to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 8

posted by KowalskiTheLich

The morning after the small funeral, everyone was particularly tense. Trying to prevent themselves from crying about Kowalski anymore, they resorted to beating the stuffing out of one of their punching bags (literally) and doing a bunch of grueling exercises without a break. Skipper was convinced that the extra work would keep their minds off of Kowalski but it actually did the opposite: everyone was thinking of Kowalski to keep their minds off of the constant soreness and pain they were feeling from doing all of the work. Eventually, Skipper acknowledged that fact that his idea was not working...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.3)

posted by rico911910

..YOU tern, buabua TO THE inayofuata PAGE.......................
Yet the room was still drowned in silence. Untill
priviate begian to ask
"what just happend?" as they sat inayofuata to Skipper, Kowalski still holding his flipper as he wipes away tears with his other flipper. The answer was very clear to them that they had not a clue what happend. Then Kowalski felt his flipper holding Skipper's flipper tightning. They than looked at Skipper hows eyes were slowly opening. As his eye's opening zaidi and zaidi as he slowly looks around the room. With his eye site a littile bit blery then every theng coming into veiw...

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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 1: The New Private (part four)

posted by 123cosmo4

Chapter 4-Assualt

    Skipper and Kowalski were very tired after training together. They went to kitanda early, before the sun even set. Since the others were gone, Skipper got a bunk this time. They plopped down in their beds like cold turkeys and curled up under their covers.
    “I have never been so overworked in my whole life,” Skipper moaned.
    “Eh, wewe will get used to it,” Kowalski assured him. “It is normal training for me.”
    “Does Mr. Halloweentown train wewe all the time?” he wondered. “And...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco part 4 (Final Part)

posted by 18wanda

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the chakula I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two penguin, auk dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two penguin, auk runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. inayofuata Kowalski makes a working kombeo shot using...

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Android Skipper and Skipper

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: The Hoboken Surprise

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Angry Birds.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Operation: Break-Speare

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Guest hospitality?

added by B0XFISH

Source: me

penguins meet friendship

posted by midnightangel88

rarity: well darling whats your name (levitates a cup of tea)
private: my names private i'm british from the london zoo
applejack: well nice to meet wewe private my name's applejack
twilight: my names princess twilight sparkle
rarity: i am rarity (sips tea)
rainbow dash: i'm upinde wa mvua dash (fly's fast towards him)
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
rainbow: (stops) oh sorry i guess wewe don't like scary things
private: (nods) what about the yellow gppony, pony over there
fluttershy: i am fluttershy
private: (sighs) i miss skippah
rainbow: i am pretty sure they will find wewe
private: thanks for...

a beutiful melody chapter 2

posted by midnightangel88

private: oh ya skippah this is my mom
melody: hello my names melody nice to meet wewe skippah
skippah: nice to meet wewe too
melody: hujambo private wanna go get something special wewe deserve it come
private: okay mom
skipper: kowalski analysis
kowalski: i have no idea
private: mom can i have 2 boxes of karanga siagi winkies please
melody: sure here
both: (eats karanga siagi winkies)
private: ohlookoverthereiseeabirdheheheyay
melody: private high on sugar rush
private: okwaitheymomdidn'tseeyoutherehuhyoudidn'teitherhuh
later
private: (wakes up) mom what happened
melody: sugar rush private
to be continued

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 16: Nothing to be Afraid of

posted by peacebaby7

“Nothing to be Afraid of”
November 1, 2014

“Come on, Skipper!” Marlene urged, pulling him toward the Halloween Haunted House in Central Park. “It’ll be awesome!”

“It’ll be pointless! Haunted Houses are so overrated!” Skipper alisema as he tried to resist Marlene pulling on his flipper.

Marlene stopped and turned toward him. “What, are wewe afraid?” she challenged.

“No, I just don’t want to waste my time wandering through a supposedly ‘scary’ house,” Skipper answered.

“Come on, I’ve been anticipating this ever since they started advertising it. I’ve never been in...

Give me your dark beany secrets.

added by AnxiousSoul

Source: 18y4gy.gif

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 14: Good Game

posted by peacebaby7

“Good Game”
July 30, 2014

    “I believe that’s checkmate, Marlene,” Skipper announced, moving his piece to trap her king.

    Marlene pursed her lips and threw a bishop at him. “Come on, that was the third time in a row,” she protested.

    Skipper laughed. “Hey, don’t hate the player, here!”

    Marlene laughed and threw a knight at him. “I don’t hate you, it just makes me feel better,” she corrected.

    “Well,” Skipper replied with a smile, “two can play at that...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 6: I Remember

posted by peacebaby7

“I Remember”
January 3, 2014

Note: I’ve typically been uandishi notes at the end, but for this case, I must make an exception as to be clear to you, au at least the ones who haven’t read my awali works. I have been thinking about doing a sequel to one of my stories, but never did because I didn’t think I could make anything long and commendable out of it. But with this project, I received some inspiration and motivation to do so in a short story. So, this short is a little sequel to “Skipper’s Curse.” If wewe haven’t read it before and plan to, be aware that this will contain...

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Operation: Skilene- Chapter 1: guitar, gitaa Lesson

posted by peacebaby7

Operation: Skilene
Author’s Note: I started on these a while ago, and have decided to finally publish them. Most of these shorts were inspired kwa a game on fanpop called “What would Skipper say (WWSS) Game” on pages 40-43. Thank wewe to 27Kowalski (on Fanpop), also known as SierraTangoEcho on deviantArt, for helping me with ideas and scenarios. Credit goes to her for the few drawings. I hope wewe enjoy kusoma them as much as I enjoyed uandishi them. They are in no particular order, other than the sequence they were written. Please review!

PS, for those following my “Operation: Challenge,”...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 30: Are wewe Challenging Me? 02.15.16

posted by peacebaby7

Are wewe Challenging Me? 02.15.16

Note: This shot is dedicated to link and his little brother, who requested it from me. I hope wewe like it and that I didn’t disappoint you.

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Tense.

That was the only way to describe the atmosphere in the HQ. They’d recently returned from a mission to thwart Hans’ latest scheme, which hadn’t gone as planned.

“Skipper,” Kowalski called as Skipper violently prepared his kitanda for the night. Kowalski rolled his eyes. “You’re being ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous?” Skipper snapped, turning to face him. “I’m not the one being ridiculous. I had...