Can I have some cake?
Skipper: *looks up from his bunk and sees the other penguins up* Wha? *falls out of his bunk where he is greeted kwa Julien* Ringtail!
Julien: Oh, hi Skipper. I just came kwa here to borrow some cake.
Skipper: Get out of our habitat!
Julien: After I get the cake?
Skipper: *pushes Julien out*
Julien: Can I still get the cake?
Skipper: *closes door in Julien's face*
Julien: Alright, fine.
Skipper: What are wewe all doing up?
Private: wewe slept really late. It's already eleven thirty.
Skipper: Eleven what?!
Private: Eleven thirty.
Skipper: Where's Kowalski?
Private: Inventing something.
Skipper: *looks over at Rico who is playing with toy cars and real dynamite* And what the heck is Rico doing?
Private: I really have no idea.
Skipper: Rico what are wewe doing?
Rico: Uhh, * a stick of dynamite explodes*
Skipper: Well stop! * picks up a stick of dynamite and blows it out*
Kowalski: *bursts through door* I just invented the Catanbee!
Skipper: The what-a-bee?
Kowalski: Catabee.
Private: What does it do?
Kowalski: Well, it can clone thing.
Rico: Clone?
Kowalski: Cloning is when wewe take something's D.N.A. and make a copy of it. An exact copy.
Skipper: What good is this to us?
Kowalski: We can clone the samaki we eat, so we will have more!
Rico: FFFIIIIIISSSSHHHH!!!!
Private: Can I see it?
Kowalski: Sure. I'll go get it.
Skipper: No, no, no. We are not doing any of that. We have to start the day! Go outside and we'll do some training.
*every one climbs up the ladder, and Julien is there*
Julien: Now can I have the cake?
Skipper: Ringtail! How long have wewe been out here?
Julien: Since wewe threw me out!
Skipper: Leave!
Julien: I want cake!
Rico: * hacks up a piece of samaki cake and hands it to Skipper*
Julien: Ahh, cake!
Skipper: Um, sure. *winks to the viewers then hand the piece of cake to Julien*
Julien: *tastes it* *hack!* What is in here!?
Skipper: Fish, why do wewe ask?
Julien: Aahhrrgg! * runs back to his own habitat*
Skipper: Well that seems like a mission well done. Good job, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, my bladder is going to explode!
Skipper: How?
Kowalski: I get thirsty when I invent!
Skipper: What does that even mean?
Kowalski: * in whispers* I have to go to the bathroom!
Skipper: That's fine. Just try using less sciencey words inayofuata time.
Kowalski: Okay, * runs onto the HQ*
Private: wewe know, we have a very strange life.
Skipper: Yes we do.
