First I just want to thank wewe all for your wonderful maoni on my bloopers. wewe all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope wewe enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D
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Invasion: Take 1
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*
Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....
Invasion: Take 2
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *"runs" into door*
Marlene: *gets hit kwa fish* What the?!?! ....Kowalski?
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
KJ: (offscreen) Oh! Well, lets see...there's that big laser thingy...the...uh...bigger laser thingy...uhhh...
Director: Julien....what are wewe doing?
KJ: Answering a simple question.
Director: But now we have to reshoot the scene...
KJ: Ooh! Can I be in it this time!
Director: T_T
Invasion: Take 3
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
Marlene: OK...then...why is he landing in your habitat?
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA!
KJ: Cuuuuut! That's director for shut up!
Director: OK, a few things...first...I'm the only one to say cut....second....I sound nothing like that...third...Why are wewe interrupting my scene AGAIN?!?!?!
KJ: Because! I understood, like, no words of that!
Director: You're not supposed to! It's a SPACE SQUID!
KJ: *mutters* I still say I should be in this scene...
Director: *facepalm*
Invasion: Take 4
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA! *reaches in and pulls out the Extendo-grab*
Kowalski: The Extendo-grab? Why would...
SS: *makes finger motions with it*
Kowalski: Of course! Space Squids are dangerous enough with nothing but tentacles! If they master hand-finger technology they'll be unstoppable!
Marlene: *gasp* That's awful!
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I moyo wewe too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
KJ: Hey! wewe know as wewe keep talking talking talking, and doing nothing nothing nothing, the Spacey Squid is learning zaidi about that handy fingering technicality wewe were talking about earlier!?
Director: JULIEN!
KJ: Whaaaaat!?!? I'm just trying to make it zaidi believable...
Director: >:(
Invasion: Take 5
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I moyo wewe too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
Other penguins: *fly kwa on gismo*
Skipper: BREAKS! RICO! BREAKS!
Kowalski: Otherwise occupied....
Marlene: But you're trapped in the nursery! I mean who else could even...
Kowalski: *looks at Marlene*
Marlene: Ooooh boy...
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 1
Kowalski: Come on Marlene...just like we planned it...Grab that trekta beam platform! Stop the space squids!
Marlene: *grabs trekta beam platform*
Kowalski: Yes! Now get out of there before LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Marlene: Yeah! I know! How super spy awesome am I? Right? *sees SS, drops platform, jumps into penguin, auk HQ*
Kowalski: Oh, the disk! The disk! THE DISK! He's going to escape! Oooooh...*faceflipper*
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
KJ: Dude! Everybody knows that salt melts slugs! Did wewe just get the memo!?
Director: That's IT! Security!
KJ: What? No! wewe cannot be doing this to your king! HOW DARING OF YOU! *gets taken away*
Director: *sigh* OK...lets try this again....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 2
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
Kowalski: *faceflipper* That would be slugs...salt...melts...slugs.
SS: *grabs Marlene*
Kowalski: NO! Over here! I'm the inventor!
Marlene: Kowalski! Help!
Kowalski: Let her go! wewe hypercrone galactic seafood!
SS: *jumps in front of Kowalski*
Kowalski: The bunny alisema it....
SS: *removes glass*
Kowalski: Alright...so that's how it's going down..huh?
SS: *laughs*
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take wewe on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski*
KJ: *points to Kowalski* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! wewe see? That is funny! Because it is not me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: What? I thought...You were...How did wewe get back in here?!?!
KJ: There are ways director guy.
Director: *mutters* I need a vacation....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 3
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take wewe on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
KJ: *runs in front of camera using tail as boa* Oh I do declare! The spacity squid will take over the world? Who will help us? *back to normal voice* I, the handsome and brave, King Julien will save the day! *charges at Space Squid*
Director: OH! NOT AGAIN! SECURITY! DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT THIS TIME!
KJ: What!? I was a very good actor! Come on! I'm not in a single scene in this episode! *voice fades away as security takes him out of studio*
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 4
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take wewe on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
Marlene: Kowalski!
SS: *starts smacking Kowalski against the wall*
Kowalski: It's OK Marlene....I got backup...Commadore Fluffington....Why do wewe do nothing?
SG1: No! Don't go in there!
KJ: *flies in on Invexpo gismo* Weeeeeeee!!!!
Director: I thought I told wewe not to let him out of your sight!
SG2: He's very squirmy...
KJ: Eh....How do wewe stop this thing....HeeeEEEELP!! *crashes into nursery*
Director: OH COME ON NOW!!!!!!!
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So what do ya think? :D
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Invasion: Take 1
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*
Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....
Invasion: Take 2
Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!
Marlene: *doesn't notice*
Kowalski: *"runs" into door*
Marlene: *gets hit kwa fish* What the?!?! ....Kowalski?
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
KJ: (offscreen) Oh! Well, lets see...there's that big laser thingy...the...uh...bigger laser thingy...uhhh...
Director: Julien....what are wewe doing?
KJ: Answering a simple question.
Director: But now we have to reshoot the scene...
KJ: Ooh! Can I be in it this time!
Director: T_T
Invasion: Take 3
Kowalski: *points to Space Squid*
Marlene: AAAAH! What...th...wh...
Kowalski: Space Squid! And I can only assume it's here for Invexpo. Invexpo is like an Earth technology buffet! Who knows what kind of world conquering devices he's lival to pilfer from there!
Marlene: OK...then...why is he landing in your habitat?
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA!
KJ: Cuuuuut! That's director for shut up!
Director: OK, a few things...first...I'm the only one to say cut....second....I sound nothing like that...third...Why are wewe interrupting my scene AGAIN?!?!?!
KJ: Because! I understood, like, no words of that!
Director: You're not supposed to! It's a SPACE SQUID!
KJ: *mutters* I still say I should be in this scene...
Director: *facepalm*
Invasion: Take 4
Kowalski: *stutters* WHAT!?!?!
SS: AHDOOBA! OHDOSOOBADOOBA! *reaches in and pulls out the Extendo-grab*
Kowalski: The Extendo-grab? Why would...
SS: *makes finger motions with it*
Kowalski: Of course! Space Squids are dangerous enough with nothing but tentacles! If they master hand-finger technology they'll be unstoppable!
Marlene: *gasp* That's awful!
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I moyo wewe too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
KJ: Hey! wewe know as wewe keep talking talking talking, and doing nothing nothing nothing, the Spacey Squid is learning zaidi about that handy fingering technicality wewe were talking about earlier!?
Director: JULIEN!
KJ: Whaaaaat!?!? I'm just trying to make it zaidi believable...
Director: >:(
Invasion: Take 5
Kowalski: And awfully flattering! All the greatest gismos in the world and the squids want mine! I moyo wewe too evil alien armatta!
Marlene: T_T
Kowalski: And...of course...they must be stopped...
Marlene: Skipper lives for this right!?
Other penguins: *fly kwa on gismo*
Skipper: BREAKS! RICO! BREAKS!
Kowalski: Otherwise occupied....
Marlene: But you're trapped in the nursery! I mean who else could even...
Kowalski: *looks at Marlene*
Marlene: Ooooh boy...
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 1
Kowalski: Come on Marlene...just like we planned it...Grab that trekta beam platform! Stop the space squids!
Marlene: *grabs trekta beam platform*
Kowalski: Yes! Now get out of there before LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
Marlene: Yeah! I know! How super spy awesome am I? Right? *sees SS, drops platform, jumps into penguin, auk HQ*
Kowalski: Oh, the disk! The disk! THE DISK! He's going to escape! Oooooh...*faceflipper*
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
KJ: Dude! Everybody knows that salt melts slugs! Did wewe just get the memo!?
Director: That's IT! Security!
KJ: What? No! wewe cannot be doing this to your king! HOW DARING OF YOU! *gets taken away*
Director: *sigh* OK...lets try this again....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 2
Marlene: *jumps out of HQ and salts SS* Ha! Eat salt squidy! Melt your ugly face! ...Not...melting....
Kowalski: *faceflipper* That would be slugs...salt...melts...slugs.
SS: *grabs Marlene*
Kowalski: NO! Over here! I'm the inventor!
Marlene: Kowalski! Help!
Kowalski: Let her go! wewe hypercrone galactic seafood!
SS: *jumps in front of Kowalski*
Kowalski: The bunny alisema it....
SS: *removes glass*
Kowalski: Alright...so that's how it's going down..huh?
SS: *laughs*
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take wewe on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski*
KJ: *points to Kowalski* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! wewe see? That is funny! Because it is not me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: What? I thought...You were...How did wewe get back in here?!?!
KJ: There are ways director guy.
Director: *mutters* I need a vacation....
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 3
Kowalski: Yes...laugh away! I may only have half my body, but I still have all of my brain!
SS: *hits Kowalski/laughs*
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take wewe on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
KJ: *runs in front of camera using tail as boa* Oh I do declare! The spacity squid will take over the world? Who will help us? *back to normal voice* I, the handsome and brave, King Julien will save the day! *charges at Space Squid*
Director: OH! NOT AGAIN! SECURITY! DON'T LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT THIS TIME!
KJ: What!? I was a very good actor! Come on! I'm not in a single scene in this episode! *voice fades away as security takes him out of studio*
Tractor Beam Extraction: Take 4
Kowalski: Yes..I'd have to be crazy to take wewe on mono a mono...I'm plum loco....
SS: *repeatedly hits Kowalski...picks him up*
Marlene: Kowalski!
SS: *starts smacking Kowalski against the wall*
Kowalski: It's OK Marlene....I got backup...Commadore Fluffington....Why do wewe do nothing?
SG1: No! Don't go in there!
KJ: *flies in on Invexpo gismo* Weeeeeeee!!!!
Director: I thought I told wewe not to let him out of your sight!
SG2: He's very squirmy...
KJ: Eh....How do wewe stop this thing....HeeeEEEELP!! *crashes into nursery*
Director: OH COME ON NOW!!!!!!!
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So what do ya think? :D
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little gppony, pony and Lunicorns Are Made kwa Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made kwa Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! au Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little gppony, pony and Lunicorns Are Made kwa Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made kwa Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! au Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: hujambo Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny onyesha it's The Late Late onyesha with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do wewe Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: hujambo Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can wewe Do Something For me?
*The inayofuata Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having wewe Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently wewe Are.
*The End!*
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: hujambo Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny onyesha it's The Late Late onyesha with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do wewe Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: hujambo Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can wewe Do Something For me?
*The inayofuata Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having wewe Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently wewe Are.
*The End!*