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posted by misscrazel
Abigail stopped kissing Kowalski.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico alisema "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.
Ok i know this is my sekunde one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the juu of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and arrow and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an arrow at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew wewe were out to get me." Skipper alisema putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...
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posted by skipper12a
Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the inayofuata part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the penguin, auk HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever wewe want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and sherry all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...
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Death kwa Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.


Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chokoleti (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened kakao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder au 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons sour, wamekula cream


Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream au whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chokoleti (40-50% cocoa)



Method
1.Preheat tanuri, joko to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 au 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof au other...
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posted by SkippX101
All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear wewe have memory loss, wewe have alresdy been captured kwa Blowhole before, so wewe are the least of our worries." Kowalski alisema with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...
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Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four Marafiki of mine.
Sometimes they samaki in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play mpira wa wavu and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to samaki in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight kwa where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...
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“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” alisema the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” alisema the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
Skilight, chapter 2, kwa mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered kwa thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton Candy clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...
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Private: Ouch! Stupid panya, kipanya trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: hujambo Tigress, have wewe met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Alex:wow that penguin, auk is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that penguin, auk just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking penguin, auk
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he alisema that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
posted by theWOLFPACK15
Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of samaki coffee. "She's late. This is the sekunde time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her jiunge the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...
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Re-submission and hariri of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn upinde wa mvua commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the wanyama in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring penguin, auk four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot au cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a fox, mbweha
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
posted by Grimms-Dragon
It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may au may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a slash fiction, au any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain wewe guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS siku AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell wewe what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...
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posted by hahahaidontcare
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed kwa fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard wewe scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed kwa fangirls and asked out kwa the prettiest dolphin in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how wewe feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," alisema William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make wewe look dumb, but that's a lamp post," alisema Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Skipper! Can wewe help me get this stupid cotton Candy off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE inayofuata MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...
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Recap of what happened in the last chapter:
1. There was a zoo clean-up.
2. We went to this zoo (temporary stay).
3. I got left behind when they left the zoo.
4. The third worst siku of my life.


So, that was the recap of what happened before. I was left all alone in this wonderful zoo. I think Julien will realize that I was left behind and ask the penguins to come with him in finding me. What I heard before about him, he can't do anything alone.

So, yeah. I relaxed. They still haven't picked me up. For this particular moment, I wish I had Kowalski's intelligence to build an invention that can...
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Do wewe know , about Skipper at this moment we have Marlene (the funny is that wewe call her in English Marlini in Portuguese (I am from Brazil) in my country we say zaidi au less Marlane it is so diferent but ok )hehehe and about Private we know Shaina and in the episode upendo hurts Skipper ask this :
Who here never felt upendo for a Girl ( au near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's upendo in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they upendo it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do wewe think?????
posted by Bluepenguin
Fright. Dread. Questioning.

Each moment thrusted a new kind of horror upon Sylvia, one of the small spidermonkeys of the Central Park Zoo. The growling and deep snarls of some sort of horrible beast rebounded from inside her brick habitat, and she clung to the mti in horror.

"What is that nasty thing?! The Jersey Devil?!?"

She swung in a serpentine manner, reaching all the ropes and rungs on her mti till she achieved landing on the highest point of the habitat.

Sylvia peered down at the ground below. Artificial grass, circular enclosure, and her three fellow companions restfully dozing; Linda,...
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 30 years in 30 dakika
30 years in 30 minutes
the inayofuata morning they all woke up misteriously at the same moment, they all went to the main hall, there they saw the Great Master, the Comander, two otters, one white and one brown, and one tall penguin, auk who was in a sit, The Great Marter took word and broke the silence

"to surprise of somes I'm Skipper, during this 30 years things have changed a lot"

"like me, I'm Private, but now I'm a Comander!" the Comander said

"lets start with the past, we are having a war with 3 enemies: Mac Ruckcod, Mrs Yollderwin, and King Julien II, now lets talk about each one" Future Skipper activated a panel that...
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