Snackatarium: Take 1
X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*
Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?
Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/
Director: *sigh* I told wewe before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!
Marlene: ...Fine...
Snackatarium: Take 2
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Oh! Yuck! This really is garbage! wewe lied to me! >:(
Director: But it shouldn't have be-
Julien: Ahahahahahaaa! Oh! Oh, I so got you, didn't I?! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!! *doubles over holding stomach*
Marlene: Julien!!!! >:(
Julien: *wipes away tear* What? Be having a sense of humor, silly otter!
Marlene: >=( *chases Julien*
Julien: Yaaah! Somebody help me!! D:
Snackatarium: Take 3
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin, auk pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a shabiki of you! *leaps off of shabiki but misses X and lands on Marlene*
Marlene: Ow! Skipper! >:(
Skipper: What? Jumping off of that thing at just the right moment is harder than it looks!
Snackatarium: Take 4
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin, auk pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a shabiki of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
[Crazy shabiki pops out of nowhere and takes pictures]
27K: I knew wewe loved Marlene! :D *takes picture*
Director: Hey! Who let her in?! >:(
27K: Oh, wewe two make an adorable couple! <3 *takes pic*
Skipper: *blushes slightly* This is part of the script! Nothing more!
Director: Somebody get security in here! >:(
27K: Then why are wewe still holding her? >:)
Skipper: ...........*puts Marlene down* I dunno what you're talkin' about...
Marlene: ._.
Security Guard: *starts pulling 27K to the exit*
27K: Hey! Let go of me! I am president of The Penguins of Madagascar fanspot! You'll hear from my lawyer! >:( *gets taken out of studio*
[Awkward silence]
Skipper: *clears throat* So...let's get back to work, shall we?
Snackatarium: Take 5
X: Now, where is your penguin, auk pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! X! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a shabiki of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
Skipper: *runs to hiding place*
X: *gets up and starts looking around* I know you're here, somewhere, penguin. And I will catch you! No matter where wewe hide! *deranged laugh* I will...
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do wewe hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juisi expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled maziwa to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you-
27K: *suddenly appears inayofuata to the director* CUT! Hello!? Can't wewe see you're girlfriend is cold!? Do the gentlemen-like thing and put your flipper around her! >:(
Director: What? But wewe were...how did...Never mind! Security!
27K: Whaat?! Why are we always hatin' on the fans?! >:/
Security Guard: *about to take 27K's arm*
27K: *pulls away* Back off, buddy! I have a taser! O_o
Security Guard: .....................................
Snackatarium: Take 6
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do wewe hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juisi expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled maziwa to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you're right! We'd totally miss the game! OK! Now try this on. That window; it's a little high, and it's gonna be a little-
Marlene: *jumps out of freezer* It's good! Let's go I'm freezing! *makes it to window* Skipper! It totally worked! We can-*gasp* :O
X: *holding Skipper* A bird in a hand is infinitely better than an otter in a rush. But why not have both?! >:) *makes a grab for Marlene*
Marlene: *moves out of the way*
Skipper: *bites X's finger*
X: AAAHHHHH! DX<
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-*X squishes him*
27K: *hits X with stick* Hey! Back off, man! Nobody hurts Skipper! >:( *hits*
X: Ah! Get her off me! D:
Director: Where does this chick keep coming from!?!? >:(
27K: *to director* I am the ninja! *ninja pose*
Director: T_T
Snackatarium: Take 7
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-
X: *squishes Skipper* >:( *looks back to window* Otter's gone...but it don't matter. You, penguin, are the triple power, lotto-grand jackpot prize. The otter was just a two-dollar scratch head. >:)
Marlene: [is shown in juu of slushie machine] I don't even get that analogy, but gosh, I think I should be insulted. >:/
X: [on phone] Animal control? Let me speak to the juu dog. [pause] No, I don't want to talk to an actual dog, I want to talk to the boss-lady. >:/ [pause]
Marlene: *brings various items from one side of the store ot the other while X is distracted*
X: Why yes. It is indeed former animal control Officer X. Who is this? [pause] Dave? Well, I don't know why wewe need to know that, Dave! All wewe need to know is that I need to talk to Supervisor Eubanks. [pause] Well, yes, it does have to do with a penguin, what of it? I-Hello? Dave? I never liked Dave. >:( But that's okay, I'd charge through a hundred blizzards to deliver wewe to justice. >:)
Marlene: If you're gonna do that, be sure to hydrate! *shuts chakula into slushie machine causing it to explode in X's face*
[Outside]
Skipper: *bites through licorice rope*
Marlene: Really? wewe couldn't have done that sooner?
Skipper: I really hate the taste of licorice.
Marlene: So, what do ya think? Pretty good, huh? :D
Skipper: Remember to hydrate? A little weak, but the action? That was pure penguin, auk gold, Marlene! :D
Marlene: Well, uh, thank you! Actually, I was ki-
X: *grabs them* Thought no one was mindin' the saw, hm? Wrong. X is always on the job. *evil laugh*
[Manhole cover drops on X's foot]
X: Owww! *drops Marlene and Skipper*
Skipper/Marlene: *knocks X out with a kick*
27K: See! wewe two make such a great team! Just kiss already! :D
Skipper: *faceflipper*
Marlene: *rolls eyes*
Director: *throws clipboard away* I give up.
X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*
Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?
Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/
Director: *sigh* I told wewe before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!
Marlene: ...Fine...
Snackatarium: Take 2
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Oh! Yuck! This really is garbage! wewe lied to me! >:(
Director: But it shouldn't have be-
Julien: Ahahahahahaaa! Oh! Oh, I so got you, didn't I?! Ahahahahahahaaaa!!!! *doubles over holding stomach*
Marlene: Julien!!!! >:(
Julien: *wipes away tear* What? Be having a sense of humor, silly otter!
Marlene: >=( *chases Julien*
Julien: Yaaah! Somebody help me!! D:
Snackatarium: Take 3
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin, auk pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a shabiki of you! *leaps off of shabiki but misses X and lands on Marlene*
Marlene: Ow! Skipper! >:(
Skipper: What? Jumping off of that thing at just the right moment is harder than it looks!
Snackatarium: Take 4
X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)
Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*
X: *kicks over trash can to find Marlene* And that one was just garbage!
Marlene: Too much! Too much! DX *X grabs her*
X: Now, where is your penguin, auk pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a shabiki of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
[Crazy shabiki pops out of nowhere and takes pictures]
27K: I knew wewe loved Marlene! :D *takes picture*
Director: Hey! Who let her in?! >:(
27K: Oh, wewe two make an adorable couple! <3 *takes pic*
Skipper: *blushes slightly* This is part of the script! Nothing more!
Director: Somebody get security in here! >:(
27K: Then why are wewe still holding her? >:)
Skipper: ...........*puts Marlene down* I dunno what you're talkin' about...
Marlene: ._.
Security Guard: *starts pulling 27K to the exit*
27K: Hey! Let go of me! I am president of The Penguins of Madagascar fanspot! You'll hear from my lawyer! >:( *gets taken out of studio*
[Awkward silence]
Skipper: *clears throat* So...let's get back to work, shall we?
Snackatarium: Take 5
X: Now, where is your penguin, auk pal? >:(
Skipper: Hey! X! *is shown on a spinning fan* I'm not a shabiki of you! *jumps off and kicks X in the face knocking him off of his feet*
Marlene: *falls into Skipper's flippers*
Skipper: *runs to hiding place*
X: *gets up and starts looking around* I know you're here, somewhere, penguin. And I will catch you! No matter where wewe hide! *deranged laugh* I will...
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do wewe hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juisi expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled maziwa to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you-
27K: *suddenly appears inayofuata to the director* CUT! Hello!? Can't wewe see you're girlfriend is cold!? Do the gentlemen-like thing and put your flipper around her! >:(
Director: What? But wewe were...how did...Never mind! Security!
27K: Whaat?! Why are we always hatin' on the fans?! >:/
Security Guard: *about to take 27K's arm*
27K: *pulls away* Back off, buddy! I have a taser! O_o
Security Guard: .....................................
Snackatarium: Take 6
[Skipper and Marlene are shown inside a freezer]
Marlene: *shivering* S-S-Skip-p-per? D-D-Do wewe hav-v-ve a p-p-p-plan h-her-r-re?
Skipper: Do I? :D We hang tight until this cow juisi expires! Then we use the putrid scent of curdled maziwa to stun and overcome X! >:)
Marlene: N-N-Not s-s-sure ab-b-b-bout th-
Skipper: No, you're right! We'd totally miss the game! OK! Now try this on. That window; it's a little high, and it's gonna be a little-
Marlene: *jumps out of freezer* It's good! Let's go I'm freezing! *makes it to window* Skipper! It totally worked! We can-*gasp* :O
X: *holding Skipper* A bird in a hand is infinitely better than an otter in a rush. But why not have both?! >:) *makes a grab for Marlene*
Marlene: *moves out of the way*
Skipper: *bites X's finger*
X: AAAHHHHH! DX<
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-*X squishes him*
27K: *hits X with stick* Hey! Back off, man! Nobody hurts Skipper! >:( *hits*
X: Ah! Get her off me! D:
Director: Where does this chick keep coming from!?!? >:(
27K: *to director* I am the ninja! *ninja pose*
Director: T_T
Snackatarium: Take 7
Skipper: *spits* I believe the sign says all employees must wash-
X: *squishes Skipper* >:( *looks back to window* Otter's gone...but it don't matter. You, penguin, are the triple power, lotto-grand jackpot prize. The otter was just a two-dollar scratch head. >:)
Marlene: [is shown in juu of slushie machine] I don't even get that analogy, but gosh, I think I should be insulted. >:/
X: [on phone] Animal control? Let me speak to the juu dog. [pause] No, I don't want to talk to an actual dog, I want to talk to the boss-lady. >:/ [pause]
Marlene: *brings various items from one side of the store ot the other while X is distracted*
X: Why yes. It is indeed former animal control Officer X. Who is this? [pause] Dave? Well, I don't know why wewe need to know that, Dave! All wewe need to know is that I need to talk to Supervisor Eubanks. [pause] Well, yes, it does have to do with a penguin, what of it? I-Hello? Dave? I never liked Dave. >:( But that's okay, I'd charge through a hundred blizzards to deliver wewe to justice. >:)
Marlene: If you're gonna do that, be sure to hydrate! *shuts chakula into slushie machine causing it to explode in X's face*
[Outside]
Skipper: *bites through licorice rope*
Marlene: Really? wewe couldn't have done that sooner?
Skipper: I really hate the taste of licorice.
Marlene: So, what do ya think? Pretty good, huh? :D
Skipper: Remember to hydrate? A little weak, but the action? That was pure penguin, auk gold, Marlene! :D
Marlene: Well, uh, thank you! Actually, I was ki-
X: *grabs them* Thought no one was mindin' the saw, hm? Wrong. X is always on the job. *evil laugh*
[Manhole cover drops on X's foot]
X: Owww! *drops Marlene and Skipper*
Skipper/Marlene: *knocks X out with a kick*
27K: See! wewe two make such a great team! Just kiss already! :D
Skipper: *faceflipper*
Marlene: *rolls eyes*
Director: *throws clipboard away* I give up.
