Penguins of Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter One

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter One

posted by Cowtails

These are bloopers from scenes in Chapter One. Just so wewe know, the couples in real life are Me x Kowalski, Sweet Pripper x Private, and Skipper x Bella. wewe don't know who Bella is yet.

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Did wewe miss me? Take One
Cowtails: *walks into the room* I'm back!! Didn't wewe all miss me?!
Kowalski: YESS BABE!!
Director: *facepalm* Cut!!

Did wewe miss me? Take Two
Cowtails: *walks into the room* I'm back! Didn't wewe all miss me?!
Skipper: Uhhhh...sure...
Cowtails: Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll let Sweet Pripper deal with you!
Kowalski: Oh please no...I missed you....
Rico: *nods* Uhuhuhuhuh.
Private: *laughs nervously* Me too!!
Cowtails: Hmmmm...so only Skipper needs punishment...
Skipper/Private: ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!!
Director: CUT!!
Private: oops...that wasn't my line was it?
Director: *talking to intern* Better push my lunch back to four...
Me: Do we have to start when I'm Skipper's girlfriend? I don't wanna tarehe anyone but Kowalski!!

Needle Chase Take One
Cowtails: *chases Skipper with a needle* Get back here wewe pint sized commando!!
Private/Rico: *chases Cowtails*
Cowtails: *trips* *faceplant*
Skipper/Rico/Private: *laughing*
Cowtails; *glare* Not funny!!!
Director: *sigh* Cut....

Needle Chase Take Two
Cowtails: *chasing Skipper with the needle*
Skipper: *jumps on SP's lap* Save me!!!
SP: *angry face*
Director: Cut! Now that wasn't so hard was it? inayofuata scene!!

She's Your Girlfriend Take One
SP: *angry face*
Kowalski: Skipper!! She's your girlfriend!! I really don't think she'll kill you! *making a weird face*
Director: Cut! Kowalski, what the heck was that?!
Kowalski: Sorry!! That was hard to say!
Director: *sigh* *talking to intern* Maybe I should just not have lunch...

She's Your Girlfriend Take Two
SP: *angry face*
......
Director: Where's Kowalski?!
Private: AH!!
Skipper: *covers Private's eyes and points in the corner of the studio*
Kowalski: *is in the corner making out with Cowtails*
Director: *facepalm* I give up....

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POM Drawing Tips (If Anyone Wants To Get Better At Drawing)

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people here tell me they can't draw, so maybe these tips can help a little. :)

1) What Are wewe Drawing?
What I like to do is tafuta up a picture of whatever I want to draw, and try my best to copy it, but I usually add something different like changing flipper poses au expressions. If I want to draw something that doesn't have a picture on Google au wherever wewe tafuta pictures from ie: Private holding a fishing rod, I tafuta for a pic of Private and draw his flipper like he's holding something then if I can't draw a fishing rod, just tafuta for a pic of one. :)

2) Colours
I'm sure you've...

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Live Without upendo Opening : The sekunde upon his birth

posted by skipperahmad

“I think he’s premature Flipper, he’s very weak. If wewe let this condition so on, he can’t be a good leader like you…” Flipper shocked when those words passed his ears “Sorry about that Flipper, but honestly he can’t pass the snow-storm th

“I think he’s premature Flipper, he’s very weak. If you let this condition so on, he can’t be a good leader like you…” Flipper shocked when those words passed his ears “Sorry about that Flipper, but honestly he can’t pass the snow-storm th

>> Well this part isn't important enough to read, but if u want, i might not deter...

“If wewe can’t decide something logically, follow the conscience…”
Alexander Isle, Antarctic
05:22 AM: Heavy Snow: 22 July 1997

It was a cloudy day, the sun hiding from its own sky. So, it was began his story, the man (sorry, penguin), Perhaps today he was still in the womb, but tomorrow he’ll bear… with the worst destiny that ever had kwa all penguins’ kind.
Today 22 July 1997, a large line of female Penguins slide in rows just like an army who...

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A New Crush Chapter 4

posted by Number1SkippFan

hujambo this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

That was one of the worst nights I ever had, I thought to my self, I need to get some help.

When I climbed out of my bunk I realized that none of my roommates were in their bunks, so I went out to the platform and saw them resting in the pool, they looked exhausted.

"Hey when did wewe all get up?" I asked

"5:30" Kowazi told me

"Why that early? I woke up at 10:00" I said

"For training" Private told me

Skipper thought he really needed to slap Private for that, but he held his ground, he felt nervous and paranoid again.

"Training...well okay training, I need...uh,...

The Dr Blowhole Countdown

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

The Dr Blowhole Countdown is on! The 3rd special is just moments away from us. Here is what wewe penguin, auk and Blowhole loving mashabiki can do while waiting!

WATCH the awali specials on the Operation Blowhole DVD. au download them from iTunes and watch them on your computer, tablet, au smartphone.

LIVE the action in the Penguins of Madagascar video game Dr Blowhole Returns AGAIN! Available for KINECT for Xbox360, PS3, Nintendo DS, and uDraw for Wii.

PLAY The Deep theme of the Pinball HD Collection app. Complete awesome missions, slay the shark, and discover hidden treasure. Available on the App Store.

DANCE to Dr Blowhole's theme song, wewe Make Me Feel kwa cobra Starship, the hit single from their latest album, Night Shades. Dance to it your own way au dance to it on Just Dance 4 (Wii, Kinect) and Dance Central 3 (Only for Kinect).

And on the siku the special airs, grab your popcorn, turn down the lights, and get ready for The penguin, auk who Loved Me starring Dr Blowhole!

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Hidden: (9) Red-Pawed

posted by peacebaby7

"Roy...this isn't what it-"

"What do wewe think you're doing?! You're sick!"

"No! Roy! I-I didn't do this! wewe have to believe me!"

"How can I believe wewe when your standing before me covered in blood!?"

"Roy, if I were you, I wouldn't believe me either, but I did not do this.-"

Leonard stopped abruptly when he saw Alice coming into Roy's habitat. "What in the world?!" She exclaimed at the sight of Leonard's bloodstained body and the small pile of bloodstained Bones behind him. Leonard didn't know where to go au what to do. There was certainly no way he could convince Alice that he was innocent,...

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Caught ~2~ ~Skipper's Sis/Sophia's Breakout~

posted by winkies77

I'm bad at kusoma stories so please kubeba with me people. And please maoni and tell me if I should continue, Warriors of Night & Caught.
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Location: penguin, auk HQ
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Kowalski looked up from his newspaper. His face held a puzzled look. "Erm..is there something I need to know, Skipper?"

Skipper hung his head and looked up. His eyes were soft and delicate. "Not really, only the thing is Sophia is my sister," he muttered. "The troublemaker in my family."

"So your last name is, Lewis?" Private asked with his strong...

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Abigail chapter five

posted by misscrazel

Sorry if it's not chapter five.
"Kowalski," alisema Skipper "were going to Dads house."
"Is that bad?" asked Kowalski anxiously.
Skipper nodded.

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They arrived at a large house. It had a sign on the door that alisema TO BE CONTINUED

Sorry I'm sick of uandishi right now. I need to make this longer.
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Our story, part 4

posted by queenpalm

I won't be posting the "Our Story" on this club anymore. They will be in "The Penguin's Past (POM)" :-)

RICO

The men crowded towards Rico. They were getting awfully close. Rico wanted, and needed to jump off the boat, but the sides were too high.
"So much for saving my father," Rico mumbled. "Now I've endangered myself."
He backed up the wall, trying to get away. The men were really close, now. There was no getting away.
Just then, Rico saw a small, black ball come up over the side of the boat. It landed near his feet. The men took one look at the ball, and turned and ran the other way. Some even...

Look Out, New York ch 4, A Plan

posted by queenpalm

Private's point of view:

"I can't believe Alice threw us out of our own home!" I exclaimed.
"Well, believe it," Kowalski said. "It's happening."
"I feel so sad, yet again mad!" I said.
"Well your human now," Kowalski said. "Your stronger and taller, wewe have fingers, and wewe can kick a lot better."
"Kowalski, if wewe told that to Skipper, he'd be begging wewe to make him human!"
Just then, Alice threw two zaidi people out of the zoo. I could tell right away that they were Rico and Johnson. Johnson yelled at Alice.
"Don't wewe have any respect for your own kind!" he cried.
"I alisema stay out!" she yelled...

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The Price of Friendship Chapter Six Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

"Kowalski! Wait! Where are wewe going?" Skipper called after Kowalski.
Kowalski didn't answer, didn't look back. He couldn't stand to face Skipper and Private after he had let Rico die.
He heard someone coming after him. "Kowalski, wait," they said. Doris.
Kowalski turned to face her. "What do wewe want?"
"I'm coming with you," Doris said, pulling herself up to her full height and looking him straight in the eyes.
Kowalski couldn't make himself turn her down. "You...do wewe really want to come?" he asked.
"Yes."
He nodded. "Come on, then."
"Kowalski! Doris! What are wewe doing?" Skipper yelled into the...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 11 Return Of The Enemy

posted by MadagascarGirl

"What happened next!? What happened next?!" Kowalski asked like a little child. Everybody looked at him, he cleared his throat "I meant, continue..."
"Well, after that mission..."

Flashback

Skipper, Karen, Katherine, Johnson and Manfredi were standing straight on the dais, everybody from the military was standing in front of them, general Xin-Jin was speaking.
"We are gathered here, to reward unusual bravery of these soldiers: Skipper, Karen, Katherine, Johnson and Manfredi. They showed brave when they were standing face to face with a danger. They didn't give up when they were helping their friends,...

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Abigail chapter two

posted by misscrazel

Abigail stopped kissing Kowalski.
"Ew," Rico said.
Skipper ran over and hugged her. "I missed you," he said.
Abigail pushed him.
Skipper fell on Rico. "Ew," Rico said.
Private said, "I'm confused. Can somebody tell me what's going on?"
Abigail said, "Skipper's my brother and Kowalski's my boyfriend."
"Why does Rico keep saying ew?" Private asked.
Rico alisema "ew" again.
"I have no idea," Abigail said.
Julien ran over and asked Abigail to marry him. Abigail pushed him into the pool.
Mort ran over and grabbed Julien's feet, and then they both fell in the pool. Then Skipper had to pull them out.
"Is that a yes?" Julien asked Abigail.
"No," Abigail said.
Julien started crying and walked stupidly away.
Kowalski went over and asked Abigail to marry him.
Abigail nodded.
"Ew," Rico said.

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (10) Memories Connected

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper’s beak seemed to fall into the snow. Eve…was Alastair’s daughter? Why didn’t she say anything? How could she not tell him? The snow picked up again, blocking the view of Alastair and the chicks, rising high above the ground and swirling around them in another vortex of white. Once it settled again, Skipper and the owl were in a hut with a floor of snow. Alastair was sitting on a kitanda with a female penguin, auk inayofuata to him; his flipper was around her in an affectionate, loving way. The two chicks were playing in the middle of the room; they now looked about a mwaka old, and Skipper...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (9) The Other 32 Hours

posted by peacebaby7

“He was the one putting eye drops in just an saa ago!He’s taking the night shift the day he finds out Skipper was going to be fine! How could I have been so blind?!”

“Eve! Who are wewe talking about!?” Private called after her, him and Kowalski trying to keep up with her fast pace.

“Manor! Gah! I’m such an idiot!”

“You’re not an idiot, Eve! I should’ve suspected, too!” Kowalski pointed out.

Once they arrived at the prison, Eve stopped and turned to them. “You two stay out here.”

“What?!” Kowalski and Private alisema simultaneously.

“I know my way around the infirmary;...

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The Black Death 12: Your Final siku

posted by legendary7

"Beware of False Prophets Who Come Disguised as Harmless kondoo But Are Really Vicious Wolves" - Matthew 7:15

Hey, peeps! Wazzup? To give wewe as much as the spooky experience as I can, I have viungo to themes from freaky movies.
Nightmare on Elm Street: link
Dead Silence: link
Halloween: link
There wewe go, guys! Um just in case the viungo just send wewe to youtube, just type in the titles/title I wrote in the box and put in after it "main theme". If wewe have any maswali post them in the comments. I hope wewe enjoy! ;) Boo!

Later that same day, Private laid in kitanda and listened to the rain pour onto...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (3) Mysteries

posted by peacebaby7

Day 3

Skipper paced back and forth in the narrow walkway. He’d look out the small window in the door, and he began humming to fill the silence. Hans started to get irritated. “What’s the matter with you? Are wewe having a seizer?” He asked smart-allecky.

“No! It’s just killing me not knowing what’s going on!”

“So in other words you’re starting to go crazy?”

“In a way I guess.”

“Well don’t get your feathers in a twist we’ll be out of here kwa tomorrow afternoon.”

“Seems like years away.”

“What did Eve say to you?”

“All she was able to tell me is that my team...

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Crossroads: Part 18

posted by Skiparah

It took only a few sekunde for me to process her words before I realized she'd let go of my foot. In less than two sekunde I hit the freezing water. I couldn't see..I couldn't breathe. You'd think a penguin, auk would know how to swim. I hadn't really aliyopewa it much thought up 'till now. My moyo nearly stopped when I realized I couldn't swim..and the surface of the water above me was getting further and further away. I paddled my flippers wildly trying to get to the surface. No use. I didn't make much distance and I was running out of what little breath I'd had in the first place. My lungs screamed...

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Featherless Part (1-3)

posted by Kowalski1321

The reason why I'm uandishi these again is because, the chapters were too far apart for anyone to read them and I'm now uandishi them different than last time. And yes I know that that this is the same concept as high moltage but just to make it clear I publish my old ones before High Moltage was even annouced. I hope wewe enjoy.

----Chapter 1 Introduction----

It was normal sunny Sunday morning at the Central Park zoo, and Kowalski had something important to do. Kowalski: " All right, everyone get out." Skipper: "Whoa! Hold on there. Before wewe can kick people out of their own house's, you've got...

Freedom Book 1: Destiny Awaits (2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2: A Mistaken Chosen One

Once again, Private wrote down everything about the dream again. Who is this close person that will be mistakenly picked as the chosen one? he thought. He hid it under his mto and went to sleep again.

Later in the morning, Messenger Xai Lang arrived. "Mail for Skipper."he said. Xai Lang dropped the scroll and then flew away. Then, Skipper got it. He opened it and read to see a happy news.

Dear Skipper,

Congratulations! wewe are chosen to be the chosen one according to your ascendants. wewe will fight, die and save the world. Leave your city tomorrow. Once again,...

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Crossroads: Part 17

posted by Skiparah

I eventually found out why they called the ship 'The Green Bucket'. After a few days I was as sick as a dog. What's worse I had to stay down in the ships' hold where no one on board could see me. After a few days spent in a rocking mashua I either got used to it au just simply ran out of stuff to barf up. Either way, I felt a bit better after while. Then one unexpecting morning some wise crack came down into the hold to my level. Let me just say he wasn't standing up down there too much. Every time he'd wake up I'd smack him into inayofuata tuesday. Finally I had to start hitting the other eye because...