Penguins of Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, wewe were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* wewe guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! wewe couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: wewe and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I alisema I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski siku Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did wewe stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski siku Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE wewe ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: kuki, vidakuzi AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill wewe if wewe don't tell me where wewe Marafiki are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE inayofuata COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now wewe did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

Dear Doris

posted by BrightLight92

Dear Doris,
You know I like wewe already. And I know wewe alisema wewe didn't like me all that much. We both know this already. So this letter is so wewe know how I felt in the aftermath.
When wewe gave me your answer, I felt relieved that I got it over and done with. But slowly, the realization started to sink in and I grew sad and mad and confused. I realized that I spent a good 5 years completely head over heels for wewe and now, nothing. I don't have wewe in the way I hoped. I've been having weird surges of sadness and anger ever since because I just can't contain myself anymore.
I tried getting over...

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Against Kowalski (ch.4)

posted by burdockburr

kwa the way, my character in the story is female. It doesn't say that previously...

Ch.4
I silently slapped myself against the shadow of the brick ukuta as Kowalski and Blowhole passed. I knew Kowalski had been forced to jiunge Blowhole, no matter what he said. It wouldn’t make sense for Kowalski to jiunge forces with the evil dolphin for no reason.
Before anyone could notice me, I slid on my belly toward the HQ. The sounds of Skipper, Private, and Rico fighting the lobsters started to fade as I made it into the penguin, auk habitat and flew through the opening under the samaki bowl. I knew the other three...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one penguin, auk would disagree with wewe right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" alisema Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what wewe may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Rico was through with letting Private breathe a single breath and wanted to end it. His flipper grasped Private's trachea and backed him up against the wall. The pressure of the pushing flippers on Private's neck allowed him to breathe a small bit and whisper.
P: "Rico, please don't do this! I change my mind. When Skipper rescues us, if wewe killed me, what would he think?"
R: "What?"
From out of nowhere Kowalski kicked Rico in the head knocking him out. Kowalski rushed to Private terrifiedly staring at Rico on the ground unconscience.
K: "Don't wewe ever do that again! Why!? Why would wewe do that,...

how i met Skipper and his team 4

posted by kivamarie

this is part 4 of how i met Skipper and his team. the inayofuata day.

little me: (wakes up) (yawns) (crawls to the teddy kubeba then hugs it) (giggles) (crawls to the maziwa bottle) (drinks from the maziwa bottle) (burps) (giggles)

Skipper: (wakes up) well i see someone must be up already (picks me up)

little me: (being carried kwa Skipper) (giggles) (starts shivering)

Skipper: (holding me) my my my, wewe must be cold (wraps the blanket around me) there this blanket should keep wewe warm.

little me: (still being carried kwa Skipper) (feels warmth from the blanket same thing with Skipper) (sighs happily)

Skipper:...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Six - Fishing Fail

posted by KowalskiRocks

*This beginning is basically the same as the awali beginning, so I'm not going to bother with typing it again. And also this is zaidi of a short story that branches from the original story, so wewe don't actually have to read it.*
S: Up so early again Melody?
Me: Yup.
S: And may I ask why?
Me: I'm used to waking up early.
S: Then what did wewe do while we were asleep?
Me: I went fishing.
S: But wewe don't have a fishing rod!
Me: Fishing rods are for humans. Penguins samaki kwa swimming and catching the samaki in their mouths and swallowing them on the spot. au have wewe been stuck in a zoo for too long and...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 10

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 10: a plan is hatched
‘Oh, god, what have I done?’ Pat thought to himself. ‘I have to wake everyone up.’ Five dakika later, Pat and Sly had woken up all the captives. “I hope wewe can forgive me. I have some very bad news. Blowhole and The Striga are planning to slaughter everyone at the central park zoo. This includes your son, Erik, Mumble.” “What?! Nooooooooooooo!” Then Mumble screamed in extreme madness. “Why should we believe anything that wewe say?” Bentley asked, angrily. “We are the only chance for the Central Park Zoo. We are the only ones who can save...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

He remembered his dad's words along with Private's "I will send a sign to trigger a plan in your mind," and "I thought wewe were dead". picha appeared in his mind. How unsuspecting the dog was when he attacked after his plan before. The whole ignorant staff of this place was the dog. All he had to do to defeat them was putting together a fake death. kwa that they'd throw his "corpse" in the trash. From the dump truck he'd jump out and make his way to the zoo. There he would rally up all the wanyama to save his boys and the other penguins. From there they would all escape even the girl. All the...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

NOTE: This is pretty short, but I wanted to have a cliffhanger before the probably last chapter.

They headed mbele and circled the building. A window got the penguins' attention. Marlene stood watching them through it. Private waved joyously. "Hi, Marlene!" He called. Rico hacked up a grabbling gun and shot it at the window. Under the pressure of the hook the window shattered. They all grabbed on and were hoisted up. They landed on their feet in "ready-postion". Before anything else happened, Marlene grasped Skipper's flipper uncomfortably tight.

"Marlene, don't worry we're going to resc-"...

Till The Night Ends Chapter 7 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Kowalski was in a big white space. No furniture, no windows and no doors.
As far as the eye can see only white!
"Hello?" Kowalski called in the cold white. His voice echoed from the walls, but he got no answer. What had Lara alisema about Level 2? We must fight against our fears.
Alone! What were his fears? Did he have any?
Yes!
At that moment the ground began to shake and suddenly an animal with 8 arms stood before him.
Space Squid!
Kowalski could just hold in his usual girls scream.
The worst part was, he had NOTHING to defend himself! Nothing at all!
The Squid spit a disgusting green liquid at Kowalski,...

My Friend (A Poem kwa Kayla)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...

Before me, he stands as tall as a mti with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make wewe laugh. He can make wewe smile when wewe feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the mti itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered kwa a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 5.

posted by CuteCuddly

I open my eyes, blinking away the sleep. I stare at a stone ceiling for a moment, before remembering Rico had made me a bunk.

I turn onto my side at look around the HQ. I hear snores and sleepy murmers from near-by, suggesting the rest were still asleep. I slide out of bed, my eyelids feeling heavy. I rub my eyes to remove the sleep still lingering in them.

I finally feel zaidi awake and decide to have another early morning swim. I softly make my way to the door and slip silently out.

I streach and yawn, as the rising sun beams down on my feathers, making them shiny in the light. I hear a sound...

Shipwrecked chapter 4

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning.

Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.

Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?

Skipper: I saw something it looks like a mashua it maybe our last chance to be rescued!

Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the mashua stop and its turning towards us!

Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!

someone on the mashua was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the mashua in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.

on the boat.

Skipper: when did wewe learn to speak Spanish Kiva?

Me: internet why?

Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.

Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.

The End

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the mashua is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the mashua into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no chakula no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

Survival chapter 6

posted by kivamarie

The inayofuata mourning it was about to take a turn for the worst.

Skipper: (wakes up) boy I slept well last night (looks at me) aw and I bet my pal slept well last night too. well time for us to keep on going to find the cure for wewe (puts my hand on his shoulder).

and so me and skipper continue to find the cure. just then i woke up.

Me (ill): (wakes up) ugh hi skipper.

Skipper: oh mourning Kiva.

me and skipper talk for a while when they heard something.

Me (ill): (scared) skipper what was that?

Skipper: I don't know Kiva but it could be another wild animal Kiva get something out of your backpack.

so I...

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I am in the PoM World.

posted by CuteCuddly

Ok, chapter three. Hope wewe enjoy.

I wake up before even Skipper. I turn over to look at the four, sleeping penguins. I smile. Private, on the sekunde lowest bunk, is cuddling his lunacorn as close to his chest as possible. I frown. I makes me think of my favourite stuffed toy back home. (yes, I'm 12 and I sleep with stuffed toys sometimes) Half way around the world.

I get off the floor and wander around the HQ, trying to figure out what to do. I'm normally hungry as soon as I wake up, but I'm not. Then again, this isn't normal. I look at the clock. It's five am, au as Skipper would say, 0500...

Survival chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning I still feel sick and ill and i didn't get any sleep last night.

Me (ill): ugh oh man i didn't sleep well last night and I'm still sick and ill from the dirty water I drank yesterday (tries to get up but i fell on the ground) ugh i still feel sick I can't get up because of the dirty water i drank i still feel sick and ill and now I'm starting to feel weak. ugh if I don't do something quick I'm going to die au worse (still sick stays calm) ugh stay calm Kiva I promise myself that will survive and will stay alive. I'll try my best to stay awake and not close my eyes. ugh (feels...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 4 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Slowly, the world around the 4 birds clear again and before they realized what was happening they were in the jungle!
As far as they can see, only green!
"What the ...?" Skipper stopped when he saw where they were.
"Wow!" Kowalski was amazed.
"Lara has done it." Called Private.
"Thank you." Suddenly, Lara's voice came from above.
The four looked up, but there was nothing else than to see a beautiful blue sky.
"You can not see me, wewe are in the trailer, remember?"
"We know that!" Skipper shouted angrily.
"Well, then I tell wewe now what wewe have to do here."
"Then begin!" Kowalski shouted.
"You work together...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 7: THE ZOO!!!!

posted by andresandru

"We woke up, felling dizzy, I just could barly stand up in four, then I saw her, yelly was right above us, death, the black over-grown badger, was behind us, as she turned in a circle.

I was trying to find where were we, but I didnt want to make yelly atack e with death, since I've never defeted her, I still acted dizzy, moving from one place to another, like if I was.....was......whats the word?"

"Sladish, annoying, drunk?" Private said, looking angrily at Skipper, he knew the real deal with this

"RIGHT! druk, like if I was drunk, she eventually discovered my trick, since evryone else was standing...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat inayofuata to him, looking at the view of the dry kitindamlo beyond the oasis island. After a while she alisema lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that wewe miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...