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Everyone landed in different places around the rainforest.

Marlene and Icicle stood-up and began to tafuta for everyone else.

"Uggh! What's up with Skipper?" asked Marlene, "He keeps messing with me and thinks that he can boss me around! What's wrong with him?"

"Uhh, girl." Icicle alisema while fighting through the leaves, "Don't wewe think that Skipper does that to protect you?"

"Well, sometimes. But still...Yea, whatever." Marlene jumped over the root blocking her way. "Why can't he see that I can take care of myself? I don't want him to think of me as a weak, damsel in distress. I want to be more."

Icicle stopped walking and stared at Marlene."Oooh, someone has a crush on a certain penguin." she teased.

"Wha? No!"

"I'm sooo happy! Finally my cousin has a girlfriend! And not a doll!" cheered Icicle. wewe can see that she's still mocking her.

"Will wewe stop that!"
"Fine. C'mon, Skipper's probably waiting for us at the other side of this forest."

"Are wewe still mocking me?" Marlene asked. Icicle just smiled and continued walking.

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"Kowalski, analysis."

"It appears that we are in a rainforest." he replied, "Probably at the South East Asia Rainforest."

Skipper walked around, "There's an HQ located around here," he said, "Somewhere."

Julien was jumping from mti to tree. "When are we getting to this HQ?" he asked. "After everything that's happened, I need to look in a mirror."

"We'll probably get there kwa sundown." alisema Kowalski.

"Well we better get moving. Where do wewe think the girls are?" asked Skipper.

"According to my calculations, They're at the other side of the rainforest." replied Kowalski, "Rico and Private landed right in the middle. They're probably at the HQ kwa now."

"Good."

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"Rico! We made it!" Private alisema and skipped inside the HQ. "...But where is everybody?"

Rico entered and looked around. Not a living creature in sight. Private looked at the throphy case. "Wow! Rico look!"

Rico waddled over and stared at the medals. "Wooow."

"Skippa' won awards for bravery, accoplishment, and a bunch of other stuff!" exclamed Private, "Look, he also has an award for defeating his boss in poker!"

Rico chuckled. They were paying so much attention to the awards that they didn't even notice the girl penguin, auk standing behind them. "Excuse me."

"Gah!" They both jumped and when to their fighing poses. "Who are you!?" asked Private.

"I should be asking the same. Who are you?" asked the penguin.

"That's classified!" yelled Private, "But my leader is an agent of the S.A.L.O.P." Rico slapped him at the back of the head. "Owww..."

"Oh, Ok. I'm Jay. Also an agent of the S.A.L.O.P." she said. "I was sent here to give Agent Storm a message." she walked towards them.

Private and Rico steped back. "How do we know you're not a spy of Dr. Blowhole?" he accused.

"How do I know you're not?" she said. "Ok, wewe guys are a bunch of rookies." jay walked to the otherside of the room where the giant screen is at. He turned it on and the leader of the agency appeared. "Hey boss, who are these idiots?"

"Please don't be mean, Jay." alisema the leader, "They're part of Storm's team."

"Ok." The screen turned off and the female penguin, auk turned around. "You're lucky. Now why are wewe here?"

Private walk towards her. "We were tossed out of the plane." Private said, "We're waiting for everyone to get here."

Rico shook his head, "Mm-hmm."

"Ok, let's wait for them."

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"It won't be long before wewe find your prince charming." alisema Icicle with a smirk. Still mocking. Ok, we get it Icicle.

"Ok! Fine, I like him!" admitted Marlene, "But we both know that he does not like me." There was a sad tone in her voice. She hung her head down.

"C'mon, wewe don't know that." she said, "But, yea. Don't worry. One day, he might actually like you."

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"Ok, The HQ should be around here." alisema Kowalski."Ah, found it!"

They finally arrived at the HQ. It took a while for the door to open (a little rusty...).

"Guys! Hey!" greeted Private. He ran towards Skipper. "There's someone here for you."

jay stood up from the red kitanda on the corner. "Hello Agent Storm." she said, "You're assigned to a new mission."

"A new mission? I didn't even finish this one!" complained Skipper.

"Don't worry, we'll take care of it. Well, when the team gets here." she said.

Suddenly the door was knocked down. In came a penguin, 'bout the size of Skipper, with black curly hair. "Stupid door!"

"Sis? Hey, Myla!" Skipper ran to hug her, "I haven't seen wewe since...Well since that fight with Dr. Blowhole. Where's the necklace?"

"Oh, The Agency took it so he can't get to it's power." she replied, "So this is your team?...what's with the lemur?"

Julien turned around. "Oh! Hello girl penguin!" he said, "I'm King Julien! the most handsome and best-ish member of his team!"

Myla looked at Skipper.

"We had to bring him." he said.

Another penguin, auk arrived at the HQ. "Whew, Made it!" she said, "...wasn't there a door here?"

"Hey Katia!" greeted Myla, "Where's Amy?"

"She didn't wanna come because Skipper was here," she replied, "She didn't want to see her ex-boyfriend."

Everyone looked at Skipper.

"What?" he asked.

Icicle and Marlene ran inside the HQ. "Uhh wasn't there a door here?" she asked.

"Well now that everyone's here," alisema Skipper, "Let's get to it."
Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The sekunde past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The penguin, auk laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are wewe hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those samaki look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of samaki that a lobster, kamba left inayofuata to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those samaki Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico alisema sadly. “Then what are wewe waiting for? All wewe gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No wewe just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are wewe annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* wewe just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for wewe are not sentient. wewe just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But wewe just alisema that wewe know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: wewe lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, au thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would wewe define yourself? Are wewe yourself because of your actions, au are your actions based on who wewe are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes wewe are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: hujambo that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are wewe hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda alisema happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He alisema in his Danish accent. "Then kwa the powers invested in me...I now pronounce wewe man and wife. wewe may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their Marafiki stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the juu instead of the bottom due to everything in the ngome being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! wewe make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You alisema so at the meeting! wewe didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do wewe think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to wewe talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic muziki can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that muziki playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are wewe all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if wewe can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired kwa peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the inayofuata scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, wewe have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: wewe heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. hujambo KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer kwa my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then songesha back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't wewe crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I alisema in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do wewe realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to ubunifu the blueprint!
Me: Dude, wewe seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If wewe have any other maswali wewe can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the awali siku flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue alisema location. She looked at the clock on the ukuta inayofuata to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an saa early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of wewe who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank wewe Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell wewe who tranquilized wewe guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably salama distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Marafiki are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the inayofuata mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva wewe can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his kitanda and walked into the inayofuata room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his inayofuata recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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posted by andresandru
"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, wewe should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski alisema lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper alisema "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...
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