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 The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
The Fizzy Dizzy Drink
It was a warm, sunny day. Skipper, Rico, Kowalski and Private had spent two hours in the Central Park, fishing, training and playing volleyball. They were now heading towards their HQ. Skipper and Private where carrying a wooden basket with some rests of their chakula supply, while Rico was holding a yellow blanket wrapped over his shoulder. Kowalski was stamping quietly kwa and scribbling something passionately on his notepad without even paying attention to where was he going.
"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell wewe about minding your steps? wewe should really watch where your'e going if wewe dont want to end up with a squashed beak again. Remember what happened to wewe two days ago?
"What happened?"asked Private curiously.
"He accidently rammed into a lantern when noting something on his notebook and ended up with a profound nosebleed. Took me a great deal of time to dam it up" alisema Skipper. "Honestly, such a painfull experience should really teach him a lesson".
"Good grief, Skipper, it was just this once!" cried Kowalski, evidently annoyed.
"Remember what I told wewe boys: a real soldier shoul always have his eyes at the back of his he.." she stomped against something smooth and convex, Lost his balance and fell on his back.
"All right there Skippa?" asked Private. Malicious grin twisted Kowalski's beak.
Skipper got on his feet and stared at the strange hazard which was the cause of his nasty fall.
"What the heck is this?" he gasped, while Private hurried up towards him and started to clean his back from the dust.
Kowalski put his notepad aside for a while, leaned over the bottle and touched it with his flipper. Then he squirmed quickly away as if expecting the bottle to explode in every second.
"It appears to me, that it has to be one of those tourists personal items they keep leaving in the zoo " he stated.
"Yeah, Alice is throwing a fit everytime she finds such things wallowing about in the zoo" affirmed Private. "So what shall we do? Shall we try to give it back to them?"
"I'm afraid we haven't got the slightest chance to do that, Private" replied Kowalski. "Those youngsters have already left the zoo. Besides, they were in a large group. We don't even know, whose bottle it was."
The Penguins fell silent for a moment.
"Kowalski, options!" demanded Skipper.
"Judging kwa that violet label with grapes I guess it must be some kind of a drink".
"What kind of a drink?"
"Well.. I don't think any of us is familiar with THIS kind of a drink. I guess we won't find out what it is, unless we... erm.. try it ourselfes?"
"What?" gasped Private.
"What?" stared Skipper.
"Abhagrla?" gazed Rico.
"Well, I can also take it to my lab and make a thorough survey on its contents" alisema Kowalski quickly, seeing his colleagues puzzled expressions.
"well it does look lovely" alisema Private quickly. "It has got lots of bubbles inside. And the colour is nice".
"I wonder if it tastes as good as it looks like" alisema Skipper, scrubbing his chin.
"Braghalbe!" cried Rico enthusiastically and waved his flippers.
"Seems like Rico is really insisting on trying it" noticed Private.
"Well, why not?"
The penguins seemed to be gaining zaidi and zaidi interest with the Fizzy Dizzy Drink Bottle. AFter a short debate they finally made up a decision to dragg the bottle to their HQ.
"Now boys, I suggest we keep it as a secret" alisema SKipper. "Better transport this bottle to our habitat as fast as possible before some nosy, sneaky little animals, vide: King Julien...
"Helllooooo, silly penguins!" they heard a familiar voice. Skipper let out a short scream an hid the bottle behind his back. Julian was strolling about in the zoo, wolfing down pears, Mort and Maurice keeping him company. Private smiled timidly and moved closer to Skipper.
"Hi, Julien!" he chirped.
"Act natural, boys, act natural!" hissed Skipper, not taking his eyes from King Julien.
"You penguins seem to be excited!" stated King Julien, while scanning his neighbours with a suspicious look. "Is there anything you're trying to hide away from your King?"
Private gulped and blushed slightly.
"Because I, King Julien have to be aware of everything that goes around in this zoo. No secrets!"
Skipper rolled is eyes in annoyance. "Everything is fine, Ringtail! We're just having a nice stroll around the zoo and ..."
"Erm... your Majesty.." alisema Maurice pointing at Mason and Phil, messing around in lemur's habitat.
"Hey, wewe too!!! Get out of my bounceyard, right now!" shouted King Julien. He dropped his pear and ran towards his habitat, Maurice and Mort hurrying after him.
"Pew! That was a close one! God bless you, Mason and Phil!" alisema Skipper. "All right boys, lets songesha on!"

****

Five dakika later....

"Okay, let's take a break. But not for too long, Alice might get here any minute". The penguins sat down on the pavement for a while. The journery with the bottle across the zoo passed smoothly except that Skipper had to leave the group for a while to rescue Mort who got himself locked up in a popcorn box again. He rejoined his team shortly after.

While Skipper, Kowalski and Rico were keeping an eye on the bottle, Private took the advantage of the break and waddled up to the nearest souvenir shop. He stood on his toes, pressed his flippers against the glass and peeked inside. There was a nice collection of colorfull animal pendants hanging from a piece of string right inayofuata to the window. But the one that immediately caught Private's attention was the one with little chicken.
"Aahh... will wewe just look at that boys" he heard Skipper's voice. " Our cute and cuddly Private looking for toys. I guess he will always remain a little chick at heart".
Private blushed slightly.
"Hey, soldier! It's time to go!" called Skipper and waved his flipper.
"Ayeaye, Skipper", alisema Private submissively. He removed his flippers from the glass and waddled up to the rest of the group.

***

"What took wewe so long over there, Private?" asked Skipper when they eventually found themselves back in their HQ.
"I was just.. looking for those pendants, wewe know".
"Pendants? wewe mean that stuff young people use to hang on their rucksacks, mobile phones and bags?"
"Yup. There was a cute little chicken pendant, and.."
"Pull harder, Rico, pull harder!!!!" they heard Kowalski's voice.
Private and Skipper waddled up to the table, where Rico was trying to uncork the bottle with his beak.
"Sweet and naive" laughed Skipper. "We can handle this the other way". he punched Rico gently in the stomach and made him regurgirate a corckscrew.
"There wewe are. Private, go fetch some cups".

****

"Alright then, who is going to try first?" asked Skipper when the bottle was already opened up.
"Lets make a counting out rhyme" proposed Kowalski.
It fell on Private.
"Private young man, wewe have been honored to take the first sip of the Fizzy Dizzy Drink" claimed Skipper and offered a cup to the youngest penguin.

Private took a sip and tasted the drink, clacking his tounge against his palate.
"Sweet and juicy. Never tasted anything like this before".
"Seems like it's definitevly worth trying" remarked Skipper. "Kowalski, analyses!"
"Vivacious exrpession, bluhing cheeks, good frame of mind and glittering eyes" muttered Kowalski to himself and made several quick notes on his notepad.
"Arbrhamo!" remarked Rico.
"Well I guess it's the highest time we should try it as well" alisema Skipper and waddled up to the table.

****

"Here's to you, soldiers!" alisema Skipper.
"Here's to you, Skippa!" answered the team.
They clicked with their cups and drank a little bit of the Fizzy Dizzy Drink.
"Sweet Mother McArthur, it's really good!" ametoa maoni Skipper cheerfully before taking another sip.
"Too bad there was only one bottle left in the park" added Private. Rico nodded his head.
"Well I do hold some hope those kids are going to visit us again someday" alisema Kowalski.
"Yeah, but they are not welcome without a Fizzy Dizzy Drink Bottle" muttered Skipper and finished the rest of the drink with one gulp. A short wave of dizzyness overtook him for a mgawanyiko, baidisha of second.
"Aww! Rico, watch it!"
"Sorry!"
"Errmm.. Skippa?"
"What is it, Private?" muttered Skipper, shaking his head gently just to make the dizziness go away.
"Seems like I've already ran ouf of my drink... Rico has accidently bumped against me and spilled everything on the ground... I don't mean to be rude au something.. but.. is there any chance I could .. wewe know.. have some more?"
"Affirmative, young man!" answered Skipper. "This kind of pleasure is definitevly worth repeating!" He waddled up to the meza, jedwali and there was another wave of dizzyness this time much stronger. He felt his legs slueing slightly from under him. It was kwa no means pleasant. He ignored it and continued his walk towards the table, clutching the plastic cup in his left flipper.
"Anybody else?" he asked unvoluntairly. To his dissapointment, both Rico and Kowalski reached their flippers with their cups eagerly.
"Alright then" he muttered, and filled the rest of the cups with violet liquid.
"I've never felt sooo relaxed in my whole life!" confessed Kofwalski, eyeing his cup with enchantment.
"Karblamo!" remarked Rico with alacrity.
"Here's to our team again, boys!" cried Skipper and staggered.
"All right there, Skipper?" asked Private.
"Feeling alright, Skipper?" asked Kowalski at the same time.
"Never better" mumbled Skipper and supported his flippers against the table. He tried to give Private a warm smile, just to calm him down, but the effect was rather opposite. A convulsive grimace distorted his handsome face. Private had never seen Skipper grinning to him like that - it freaked him out. He stared down at his cup and got Lost in his thoughts.

A gentle ngumi, punch in the back brought him down to earth. He startled and jumped up.
"How are wewe doin?" asked Rico with a hoarse voice, winking at Private.
"I'm fine.. thanks, Rico" alisema Private, smiling timidly. He noticed Rico's eyes were a little bit foggy. He turned his eyes on Kowalski and Skipper. They were standing in the middle of the table, waving with their cups and imba some military pieces.
"OooOooOoooh, you're in the army!! NooOoow!"
"What's the matter with you, Private? Why won't wewe jiunge us?" cried Kowalski.
"Good grief, Private, I've tottaly forgot about your drink!" alisema Skipper.
"Not.. to worry, Skippa" alisema Private, watching his colleagues with his eyes wide open. He took a nervous look around. The bottle was nowhere to be seen.
"Erm.. Skippa.. where's the bottle?" asked Private, already expecting the worse.
"Bottle? Which bottle, wewe mean.. this bottle?" cried Skipper, pulling the bottle of Fizzy Dizzy Drink from behind his back. Private gasped. 3/4 of it was already gone.
"And where are your cups?" cried Private.
"We don't need cups anymore, eyy, Kowalski?" mumbled Skipper, giving his colleague a gentle ngumi, punch in the ribs.
"Naaa.. no zaidi cups!" alisema Kowalski, punching Skipper back.
"Yaaaaah! No zaidi cups, no zaidi cups, oh noooo!" they started to sing again.

Private realized what had just happened. He grabbed his head with his flippers.
"Wait.. don't tell me wewe ... you.. oh Gooooood!"
But the things were just about to turn worse.
Skipper suddenly Lost his balance, waved his flippers in panic and slid off of the corner of the meza, jedwali and landed on the ground in a crumpled heap, the bottle smashing into pieces.
"What da.. Skipper, wewe idiot, what have wewe just done?!" cried Kowalski histerically.
Private let out a short scream and clasped his beak with his flippers. He would never expect Kowalski to speak to his leader in such disrespectful terms. Suprisingly, Skipper seemed to be totally unfazed kwa Kowalski's rude remark. He got on his feet and took a dreamy look around.
"Excellante!" he alisema sarcastically, watching other the smashed glass. "Seems like I'll have to go and fetch the other one."
"What do wewe mean, the other one?" gasped Private as Skipper was making his way towards the ladder, staggering to and fro.
"The spare one" mumbled Skipper and turned his foggy eyes at the youngest penguin. "I came across another bottle of FDD on my way to HQ. So I decided to hide it quickly just in case other wanyama got interested."
"And wewe didn't tell us a THING?" cried Kowalski, grabbing his head with his flippers.
Rico seemed to be totally nonplussed with what was going around. He was too busy dancing with his doll all over their HQ, muttering a song Private felt strangely familiar with. It reminded him of one of their missions and yes..! After a short while it finally came down to him, it was the same tune Rico was muttering after getting his beloved doll back from the sewer. He shook his head and turned his attention on Skipper and Kowalski. They were having a loud argue.
"Skipper, wewe tell me where did wewe hide that bottle!" commanded Kowalski his voice strict and sharp as a steel.
"That's classified, Kowalski!" answered Skipper, taking several wobbly steps forward.
Kowalski balled his flippers into fists and stared at this leader. Last time Private had seen him so angry was three weeks ago, when they had that argue about Jiggles.
Seeing that Skipper is just about to climb the ladder with an obvious attempt to leave their HQ, Private let out a short shriek and hurried towards his captain.
"Skipper, where do wewe think your'e going?" he cried, grabbing Skipper kwa ankles. "You really shouldn't leave in such a state!"
"Let me go, Private. I'm perfectly fine!" snapped Skipper while trying to release himself from Private's grip.
"No, you're not. wewe can barely walk!" persuaded Private.
"I'm warning wewe soldier!" barked SKipper. "Let me go this instance, au else..!"..
Suddenly Private felt Rico's strong flippers yanking him away from Skippers body. He fell to the ground and looked at his friend, puzzled.
"Let's dance" alisema Rico and smiled at Private.
"B...b..but Rico!" protested Private while Rico wrapped his flippers around his arms and lifted him triumphally up.
"Dance" repeated Rico eagerly, fixing his foggy eyes at Private's frightened ones.
Private took a quick glance around. Rico's doll was sitting on the juu of the TV, her arms lifted stifly up, her suntanned face distorted in a motionless grin.
"R..Rico.. I guess your doll is a far better dancer than me" mumbled Private. "Why won't wewe give her a sekunde chance?"
"Na aah!" protested Rico.
"I can't even reach the ground! I'm way too short!" alisema Private.
But Rico was already caught in a trance. He wouldn't listen anymore to Private's desperate persuasions. A sudden wave of dizzyness kept Private from further argumentations. The ceiling above his head started to spin. Rico's doll, TV, the refrigator, everything started to melt into one, grey mass.
"Goddamnit, Rico, will wewe just snap out of it! We have to got and stop Kowalski and Skipper before things get worse!" screamed Private. Rico suddenly Lost his balance and both of them fell on the ground in a crumpled heap. Private felt an excruciating pain piercing his left foot. He sat up on the ground and examined his foot, trying to investigate the cause of pain. A small piece of glass was stuck up in it.
"Hey, Marlene!" they heard Skipper's voice from the outside. "It's a beautiful night! Care for a stroll?"
inayofuata came Kowalski's angry bark:
"I want some zaidi of that Fizzy Dizzy Drink, Goddamnit!"
"Oh dear, they are already outside!" gasped Private, forgetting about his injury for a while. "Rico, we have to fetch them back, before they wake up the whole zoo!"
Rico sent him a dreamily look, yawned loudly and fell on the ground again, his eyes shut.
"You.. aren't going to fell asleep right now, are you?" chirped Private.
Rico wriggled uncomfortably on the ground and curled up in too.
"Good Lord!" sighed Private. "I guess I'll have to handle it myself.
He started down at Rico, who was sucking his flipper like a baby.
"If I let him stay like this, he will get cold" stated Private. He kneeled down, collected his strenghts and lifted Rico up from the ground. He placed him carefully on his bunk and covered him with a blanket.
****

Just after Rico had drifted off to sleep, Private sneaked out of their HQ. Kowalski and Skipper were nowhere to be seen. Everything was bathed in complete darkness. Private continued his lonely stroll through the pavement, listening carefully to every sound. There was a loud splash coming out from Marlene's habitat. Private startled and looked back. He spotted someone's figure under the tree. He recognised Skipper and waddled quickly up to him.
"Skipper, where's Kowalski..?" he stopped, confused, seeing in what state Skipper was right now. He was leaning over the ground, clutching his stomach with one of his flippers.
"Private.." he chocked. "What are wewe about to see right now is classified. So please stand back".
"But Skippa.."
"I said: stand back!" snapped Skipper. "I don't want wewe to look at me right now..." and then he was disturbed kwa an awful fit of vomit.
Private automatically shielded his eyes with his flippers.
"Skippa.. are wewe alright?"
"Yeah, of course I am, Private. I'm just about to puke my guts out," replied Skipper sarcastically before another fit of vomit reached him all of a sudden. Private shivered, shock and despair written all over his face.
"Skipper... it really does look serious.."
"Private, I.. ugh.." Skipper leaned over the kichaka and threw up again.
This situation started to overgrow him.
"What am I going to do? I'm clueless! I'm completely clueless!" he clutched his head with his flippers. His beak started to tremble uncontrollably. Something bad was happening to his leader.
"Goddamn that Fizzy Dizzy Drink Shit!" he thought and took a desperate look around. Kowalski was nowhere to be seen. The whole park was completely deserted. Knowing about Phil's and Mason's secret midnight strolls across the zoo, Private started to pray for both of them to appear, so they could eventually help him dragg Skipper back to their HQ. But there was nobody around.
"Anybody, even Alice!" thought Private. "At least she is the only one who could bring Skipper to hospital". After another fit of vomit it became crystal clear, that Skipper's condition required medical help.
"Private, didn't I just tell wewe to leave me alone?!" barked Skipper still sensing Private's presence.

"Goddamnit Skipper, there is no way I would leave wewe in such a state! And I'm going to stay kwa your side, whenever wewe like it au not!" bellowed Private, balling his flippers into fist. He could feel anger and despair overtaking his whole body.
Skipper raised his head from above the ground and stared at his comrade in shock.
Private took a deep breath and sighed deeply. It was the first time he had such an angry outburst in front of his leader. He closed his eyes and squeezed his flippers, forcing himself to calm down.
"Seems like you've forgotten the penguin, auk credo. Never swim out alone" alisema Private. He waddled up to his leader and kneeled in front of him. He heard him panting heavily.
"Everything is going to be alright, Skipper" he alisema calmly. "There, I've fetched some water for you" he offered him a plastic cup of water from the pool.
Skipper gave him a dreamy look. Dark circles marked his eyes. He was on the verge of exhaustion.
"I'll be fine, Private" he assumed and sipped the rest of the water from the cup. "Just let me have a chance to smarten myself up. I'll be back on my feet soon. The worst is already over".
"Ayeaye, Skipper" - alisema Private, and nodded his head with alacrity.
"God.. I've never felt so terrible in my whole life" confessed Skipper, resting his head against the mti trunk. He let out a deep sight. "Where's Kowalski?"
"I guess that Marlene is taking care of him right now" replied Private. "Seems like he has accidently found himself in her habitat".
"No, Kowalski! Not this way!" they heard Marlene's desperate voice somewhere in the distance. "Here, let me help wewe up... noooo! Not on my brand new carpet! Goood!"
"I would never expect Kowalski to be such a troublesome guest" giggled Private. "No need to worry, Skipper. Nothing bad is going to happen to him as long as Marlene is kwa his side. I'm pretty sure she will let him stay overnight".
There was a long pause. Private knew it would take some time for Skipper to pull himself together and collect his strenghts. Ten dakika later, Skipper made the first attempt to lift himself up from the ground.
"Do wewe need help?" asked Private, hurrying up to his leader and offering him his right flipper.
Skipper nodded his head languidly.
Private wrapped his flipper around Skipper's shoulder.
"Ready to go?" he asked.
"I guess so" mumbled Skipper.
They started to make their way towards their HQ.
"A little bit of fresh air will do wewe good, Skippa. You'll sleep better."
"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHUR!" they heard Marlene's scream.
"Seems, like Marlene's patience is on the verge of exhaustion" giggled Private. Then he realised what he had just heard and gazed at his partner in astonishment.
"Skipper, wasn't that just your line?"
"Yeah, I guess it was..." mumbled Skipper. Private saw him smiling weakly with the corner of his beak. "He is getting better!" he concluded cheerfully.
"Now puh-leaaaaaase, Kowalski! WOuld wewe just listen to me and do what I say? Lie down on my bed, okay? And stay still... I'm going to fetch wewe some water from my pool. And leave my plants alone!"
"All right there, Skippa?" asked Private watching over his leader, with concern.
Skipper nodded.
"We're almost there.

****

Private spent the rest of the night watching over his comrades. He knew he would rather stay alert in case on of them suddenly got sick and needed help. Thankfully, no zaidi sickness emergencies had occured, and at ^:30 Am, Private waddled up to Kowalskis favourite archmchair, curled up on its kiti, kiti cha and immediately drifted off to sleep.

***

"The training! I've missed it! Skipper is going to kick the tar out of me!" that was the first thought that crossed Private's mind kwa the time he woke up.
Then he realised that he wasn't asleep in his own bunk. It came down to him he must have had passed out on Kowalskis armchair. He found himself covered with a soft yellow blanket, the same blanket they used to sit on during their picnic in the park. He lifted himself up and took a short glance around. Rico was sleeping in his bunk like a baby, his feet resting on the pillow. Skipper was standing in front of the table, sipping his favourite catfish coffee from the cup. Altough his face still bore some traces of what he had passed last night, his look was serene and he was smiling.
Private waved his flipper to him.
"You did well yesterday, soldier" alisema Skipper. He put his cup aside, and waddled up to Private.
"How are wewe feeling, Skippa?"
"Iim fine now, Private. Hadn't it been for your concern and resilience, I would have ended up in the hospital being stuffed with some wicked medicine.
"I'm glad, that you've finally recovered, Skippa" confessed Private.
"Yeah, it's really nice to be back on our feet" admited Skipper.
"How about Kowalski, shall we fetch him back soon?"
"Affirmative" agreed Skipper. "Marlene must have had passed a really hard night, judging kwa what did we hear last evening. Yet it was really nice of her to take care of him".
As soon as Skipper had finished his cup, they both set off to pick Kowalski up from Marlene's habitat.
"Hey, Marlene, is Kowalski still in your HQ?" asked Skipper, leaning over the brick wall.
"Yup. He is enjoying his morning coffee right now" answered Marlene. She took a long gaze a t Skippers face and raised her eyebrows.
"Skipper.. wewe look worn out.. Did something happen?"
"Erm.. that's a long story, Marlene. Some things haven't gone as planned. But it was left to wewe and Private to save the day" he patted Private on the back.
There was a loud yawn. Skipper and Private saw Kowalski coming out of Marlenes habitat. He was clutching a cup of hot coffee in his right flipper and scratching his head with another one.
"Over here, Kowalski!" cried SKipper, while Private waved with his flipper energetically. Kowalski waved back and waddled up to the wall.
"All right there, soldier?" asked SKipper.
"I've finally managed to put myself together" confessed Kowalski. "Dear me, what an alwful night."
"Do wewe remember anything?"
"Well I remember myself smashing some of Marlene's green flowerpots. And then I had that terrible headache. Hadn't it been for Marlene I would have spent the whole night sleeping somewhere in the bushes. - he turned away to Marlene and gave her a timid smile. - Well, I dont want to overuse your hospitality, Marlene. But I would like to thank wewe for everything wewe did to me.
"It's nothing, Kowalski" smiled Marlene, blushing slightly.
"How about getting some snowcones, soldiers? It would refresh us a little bit" alisema Skipper.
"Grrrreat!" chirped Private. "I'll get myself strawberry one this time!"
"Marlene, wanna come with us?"
"Sure!" alisema Marlene, jumping over the brick ukuta right after Kowalski.

****

"Close your eyes, soldier!" whispered Skipper to Private as they were making their way towards the zoo entrance.
Private did as he was told, and shut his eyelids. He felt Skipper's flipper placing something in his own. It was something small and convex. Pirvate opened his eyes and stared down at his flipper. It was a chicken pendant, the same pendant he'd always wanted to have. The one he saw through the glass in the souvenir shop.
-S..s..kipp..pa..
Skipper smiled warmly and wrapped his flipper around Private's arms.
"Seems like it was one of your favourites".
"H..how did wewe get this one?" chocked Private, clutching the pendant in his flipper.
"Alice must have dropped it somewhere on her way to the storage magasine." explained Skipper. "I guess it fell out through the hole in the box".
"Oh, Skippa" alisema Private with a smothered voice, rubbing the eye with his flipper just to prevent it from getting watery.
"You deserved it soldier" alisema Skipper and patted Private gently on the head. He then turned his attention to Marlene and Kowalski.
"We should also get a snowcone for Rico. Any idea what his favourite flavour is right now?
"According to my hivi karibuni observations, he is really fond of rawspberry ones" alisema Kowalski.
"Rio's tastes change very fast indeed" remarked Private. "Perhaps we should get him a multiflavoured one?"
"Right wewe are, soldier" agreed Skipper.
"Hey, guys, better watch out, we're very close to lemurs habitat". warned Marlene.
"Caution, boys. This crazy lemur might be spying on us everywhere" alisema Skipper. "Kowalski, Private! wewe keep an eye on the front, while Marlene and I will watch out for the.."
"Aah, wewe penguins! Your naughty mystery has been revealed!" they heard King Julian's triumphant voice.
All four of them turned their eyes on King Juliens bounce yard. He was bouncing like a crazy, making saltos, piruets, and corckscrews in the air.
"I've never seen King Julilen doing a salto!" gasped Private.
"I wonder why are his cheeks so red?" alisema Marlene.
"Maurice! Mort! What da...!" cried Skipper, staring in shock at the lemurs, lying montionlessly on the throne.
"You're all so beautiful!" muttered Maurice with Mort's loud burp in the background.
"Teheheheh!" Wondering where that came from?" asked Julien, presenting a new bottle of Fizzy Dizzy Drink to the group. "I've found it, I've found it! Wanted to hide your secret away from me, nooo way! King Julien knows everything! wewe can't play tricks on me!"
"Skipper, isn't that the Fizzy Dizzy Drink bottle?" asked PRivate.
"Affirmative, young Private" replied Sipper, shock and despair written all over his face.
"Looks, like we should prepare ourselves for a long, long night again" concluded Marlene with a sigh.
And damn she was right!XD

THE END
Skipper private and Rico were all set up to go to kitanda that night, skipper and Rico continued to argue all siku that day, making private zaidi and zaidi upset. Private laid in his bed, and immediately went to sleep, Rico and skipper still arguing.

Rico: wewe know what, I can't deal with this anymore!!! I'm going to spend the night at juliens, at least I care about him!!

Skipper: fine! And I do care about him!!!!

Rico then left slamming the samaki bowl at the top.

Skipper then went to his bunk kitanda and climbed in it, and suddenly.....broke down.

Skipper:"sobs" why....why did this have to happen?!

Skipper...
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Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to...
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posted by Skiparah
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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. wewe would imagine that only a penguin, auk could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five dakika outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick ukuta that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...
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Hope wewe enjoy this. :D

It was mid-after noon in Central Park Zoo, and everyone who visited the zoo started to leave for home.
Including the wanyama as well. The sunset was beautiful, even for the most grumpy animals.

But something was fishy in the penguin's HQ, almost like a sticky fish.

"Kowalski! Whats is that thing?!" Skipper shouted as he ducked and bobbed away from a mjusi like weirdo.

"I believe that's a Axolotl." Kowalski replied, and ran back into his lab, and came out a dakika later. "My scanner-ray should tells us actually what it is."

After Kowalski scanned it he started explaining,...
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I am dunked carelessly into the bone-chilling water. Kicking my legs, I try to make it to the surface. Then, I remember everything over the past few days. I am a disgrace in my father's eyes. I always will be, until I restore my honor.
Accomplishing this will be a small step, but it seems like a good start. I vow, to avenge my place. When I'm ready and properly trained, I will kill a muhuri and bring it to father.
I look around to check if it's salama to touch the bottom yet. Nothing out of the ordinary swims in my vicinity. Just some samaki and a shark. A shark?!
I tug on the rope as a sign for help....
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It's been 2 days ever since Private died and Skipper cannot stop crying. Why did Private die for the world? Skipper thought. The sun would never shine again and Skipper went to Private's bunk. Ever since Private died, everyone went to their separate ways. Kowalski married Doris, Rico married Private's third best friend Nikki and Marlene moved back to California. Skipper only remained the same. He cried as he thought of it. Skipper took Private's lunacorn and hugged it. Suddenly, there was bottle that laid under Private's bed. Skipper opened it and found a note. Private wrote this before he...
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Private was stranded in Hawaii. A coconut fell from the mti and landed on Private's head. "Ow..."he whispered softly. He realized that he was hungry but an old man with nothing to eat almost fainted near the sunlight. Private just gave the coconut to him. The man ran to his shack excitedly. Private saw annother coconut. He opened it and drank it. He sighed when he remembered about the incident. He just sighed. "I just wish Skipper was here."he said.

Skipper walked alone thinking of options on how to get his Private back. Kowalski got a pad and drew suggestions but he tears the paper and threw...
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"Ok so we know where they are... And how we are going to get in...But how do i cut off these ropes? You'r going pale." Marlene alisema as she tried to songesha faster and moved slightly backwards as she cut through the severeal ropes that Skipper was Tangled in."Hurry up, i feel a grenade coming up...*ulg*" Skipper moaned, as his mouth filled with a grenede and his breakfat."And DONE!!!" Marlene happily alisema as she finished cutting the ropes. "OW!!" Skipper yelled as he fell flat on his head, and stayed that way." Just a question...Did wewe fall on you'r head at birth??" Marlene asked as Skipper fell...
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"why's Arlene where my mom's supposed to be?" Marlene asked, cofused, and a little scared

"easy, don't wewe see it? Arlene is your mom!" Kowalski shouted exited

"I know! I just, can't believe it!"

"well, this means that this is a good thing right, except for all that pink-like smoke, maybe this is not gonna end in another invention in the fire" Skipper said, as a long wingu of pink smoke flew through the air, but then, just kwa majic, the air was actualy feromones!

Marlene turned to answer skippers comentary with an annoying sarcasm, but she stared at him, completly atracted, she just looked at him,...
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~finally, hah!!~
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s: Hanz!

H: Skipper…… Well so nice to see wewe again..

A: Hanz? What are wewe doing here?

H: Ally? My old partner in crime?!

S: What? * Looks at Ally* Partner in what?

A:I, Uh.. It goes a LONG way back. wewe wouldn’t know of it.

Elizabeth: Mommy?

A: Elizabeth, Mommy isn’t here right now.

E: MOMMY!

S: Okay this is getting SO confusing!

K: Tell me about it..

A: Oh guys, stop your whining and help me!

K: *sighs* ok fine. *Picks up Elizabeth and hands to Ally* Here.

A: Okay. Not what I meant but whatever.

K: Ally. Quick. RUN to the HQ....
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That night, Marlene tossed and turned in her bed. She'd made the mistake of having too many oysters before bed, and she was having a lot of trouble sleeping. For the third time that night, she woke up from her fitful sleep and glanced at her clock. It read: 3:05 AM. She groaned to herself - wewe would think, after twenty-five years (otter time, at least), she would have learned kwa now not to eat too much before bed, it made her feel very restless.

She got up from her bed, hoping to release some of her pent-up energy kwa taking a cool swim. But when she was outside, something odd caught her eye...
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(a sputlight hits marlene as she sings. little does she know she'll sing a doet with morice)
marlene:I've always been that kind of girl that hid my face.so afrid to tell the world what I've got to say.but I had this dream bright inside of me.I'm ganna let it show,it's time to let wewe know to let wewe know

chores
marlene:this is real this is me I'm exsakley were I'm sapposed to be now ganna let the light shine on me now I've found who I am theres no way to hold it in no zaidi hiding who I wanna be
this is me.

(well lets skip ahead shall we)
morisc:your the missing pace I need the song inside of me the...
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Hi! I know I haven't been active here for a while, I was caught up in things. Doubt anyone remembers me, but I have written many shabiki fictions. And then the movie came out and ruined some of my shabiki fictions. In a good way.

So I was kusoma up about the movie, and I found something saying that the movie and the onyesha where set in parallel universes. I was surprised so I wrote something down about it. And some more. And ended up uandishi this about the penguins and alternate realities.

Sorry if I get off topic, I was literally just talking and Siri was uandishi it down. So here we go!

The Penguins...
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