Penguins of Madagascar Article: Lzk94pzpom's facts

posted by Lzk94pzpom

heres my facts about me and its all true and yes im zaidi crazier then Rico xD (don't tell him that i alisema that) anyway this is my facts about me and i upendo my bazooka&my bloody swords!!! im the awesomeness penguin, auk girl ever! take that Giselle! BOOM-SHAKA-NA! im zaidi stronger then you! xD (the shot thing doesn't count so don't point it out)to the others,this is my info but don't copy my info! if wewe do i will bring my bazooka! and my bloody swords xD Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Lzk94pzpom the what?

ThatDarnHippo Oh, nevermind. Not all of us are meant to be in the FBI.

Lzk94pzpom whats with you guys with the FBI stuff?!

ThatDarnHippo Just me. It's been my dream since I was 7. I know how to read people's feelings and emotions just by looking at them, I know a lot about guns, and I know how to question people and make them feel weak until they spill their secrets. I want to join the BAU.

Lzk94pzpom lucky -_-

ThatDarnHippo It's not a good thing right now. Some people hate me for making them show their true colors by weakening them mentally. But it will be worth it in the end, I think. I can also read people's emotions and weaknesses online, but it's a lot harder and I'll have to get to know them first.

Lzk94pzpom i don't hate you :) i think your cool

Lzk94pzpom but to tell you the truth,im really a penguin (a awesome one)

ThatDarnHippo Oh. I'm a... person. And thanks. xD It's a bad habbit.

Lzk94pzpom yeah but im a cool chilling type *lays back on my chair**puts my two feet on my table next to my keyboard* im just chilling

ThatDarnHippo Everyone hides a weakness. =]

Lzk94pzpom i don't have a weakness....ok its cupcakes....what?! no one can't resist delicious cup cakes!

ThatDarnHippo I can see from your comment that one of your weaknesses is ignorance. You have just exposed some of your true self without meaning to. It's a thing called observance I use, my ignorant friend. EDIT: had to add in the smiley.

Lzk94pzpom wow,your good...fast too but i still love cupcakes....*eats one*

ThatDarnHippo I like them without the frosting. too sugary for my liking.

Lzk94pzpom *wipes off frosting from my beak* i don't have frosting..

ThatDarnHippo Well, I'd scrape it off the cupcake anyway. But I would rather have ice cream.

ThatDarnHippo which reminds me... I have a carton of ice cream in the outdoor fridge... I'll be back.

Lzk94pzpom yay! xD

67Dodge Ooh I'll give mine! Species: Penguin, no sh*t Gender: Male Birthday: 4/12 Weapons: Machine gun, several grenades, and Brass knuckles ( the knuckles are modified to fit my flippers Favorite sport: None I'm the emperor of Antarctica! Place: Ft. Griffin, Antarctica. Hobbies: Killing my enemies, Ruling the southern hemisphere, STALKING SKIPPER! (So I could kill him!) Facts: ermm... I dunno, I'm Blowhole's friend? Fears: Being assassinated, a powder blue prius, and hippies, omg I can't stand them!

fun123fun steps away from liz ... even more... even more...

Lzk94pzpom yes im even more crazier then Rico xD

Icicle1penguin That is awesome! :D

ThatDarnHippo 67dodge: you fear being assassinated? You are afraid of death? That's a huge weakness. If you fear death, you'll end up like Voldemort!

67Dodge No I'm afraid of being killed by someone else that knows me!! Besides, it's too late for me 2 turn away from evil.

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New Dave Celebrity Pun: Hillary Clinton

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Two Spiteful Uncles Thinking to the Beat

posted by peacebaby7

Note: So, I found this site that would write a story for wewe if wewe just filled in the information and I did it for the heck of it. The result was just too funny NOT to share. I hope wewe get a good kick out of this like I did.

Two Spiteful Uncles Thinking to the Beat
A Short Story
by peacebaby7

Dave the Octopus looked at the giant map in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his tense surroundings. He had always loved cold a submarine with its muddy, miniature metal walls. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance,...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 6: Dream 02.13.15

posted by peacebaby7

Dream 02.13.15

Note: Well, anyone who knows me had to know I was going to do a Skilene one eventually. Happy Valentine’s!

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Unable to sleep, Skipper pulled himself topside for some fresh air. He had that nightmare again, the same one he’d been having every night for a week. He hadn’t told anyone about it yet—partly because it was really disturbing him, and partly because he didn’t want anybody worrying about him.

He ran his flippers over his face and knelt kwa the pool to look at his reflection. He could tell that he was tired with the circles around his eyes. The team had seemed...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 4: Insanity 02.02.15

posted by peacebaby7

Insanity 02.02.15

Warning: This chapter is rated T for some disturbing images. If wewe want to ask me what to expect in a comment, feel free to do so.

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“Boss,” called a lobster, kamba minion as he approached the villainous dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. “Boss, we’re—ready when wewe are,” he alisema uneasily.

Dr. Blowhole grinned coldly and turned to him with a burning eye. “Excellent, Red One. Prepare the operating table,” he purred.

The lobster, kamba swallowed and nodded, exiting without another word.

Blowhole looked back into the mirror, looking at the bandages around his right eye, his grin fading...

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Source: Penguins of Madagascar Movie

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Sacrifice (One-Shot)

posted by peacebaby7

Author's Note: Finally, a homework assignment I WANT to do! My English teacher told us that we had to write a "frame story," au a story about someone telling a story. She alisema it could be any genre, and about anything we wanted (as long as it's school appropriate, of course). Naturally, I took the opportunity to write this. I was actually planning on making it a Denmark story when I first thought of it, but then my brain said, "LOL, nope." Anywho, I hope wewe enjoy kusoma my homework assignment as much as I enjoyed making it! LOL, that sounds weird.

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Skipper stood on juu of the penguins’...

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Ha! Told ya!

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Legendary is their Middle Name.

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Source: The Penguins of Madagascar

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Wow just wow Rico XD

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The Great Migration (7. Someone from my Past)

posted by Aquade

“It’s a dolphin!” exclaimed Private.

Leroy frowned in concern. “She looks like she’s hurt,” he observed. ‘And familiar too,’ he thought to himself.

Skipper immediately took charge. “Kowalski, Rico!”

The two penguins jumped to attention. “Ready to receive orders, sir,” alisema Kowalski.

“Uh huh,” agreed Rico.

Skipper nodded. “Swim outside and get the civilian in the sub. Private?”

Private turned to look at his leader, tearing his gaze away from the unconscious dolphin. “Yes, Skipper?”

“Go and get the first aid kit in case we need it,” ordered Skipper.

The...

The Great Migration (6. Sonar Alarm)

posted by Aquade

Sorry about the long wait. Here's the inayofuata chapter. It's short, but I hope wewe enjoy!

Rico had debated whether he should keep what he saw to himself au tell his leader. In the end, he dismissed it as a hallucination produced kwa his hunger. The penguin, auk stuffed another samaki into his beak. “This is good fish,” he grunted, mouth full.

Leroy aliiba a glance at him before laughing. Soon, the kobe, kasa was on the ground, his body shaking with laughter. Private stared at him curiously, unable to stop a smile from breaking out into his features. “What’s so funny?”

Leroy took in a deep breath....