My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was krisimasi eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years zamani when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, wewe must understand, this penguin, auk HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the eggnog back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some zaidi eggnog from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate krisimasi K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? au Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age wewe believe it. Even though presents get wewe fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think krisimasi is about spending time with the ones wewe care about. Even if they are physcho and slap wewe when wewe say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well krisimasi should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones wewe are around are nicer unless wewe don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and imba from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their krisimasi service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a orodha of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was inayofuata to him started telling of his krisimasi he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a njiwa carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the muziki and they were imba Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
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It was krisimasi eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years zamani when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, wewe must understand, this penguin, auk HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are idiots. And a bag of Pixie Dust-"
Private interrupted "But what does Tinkabell have to do with anything Skippa?"
Skipper looked at Kowalski for a better excuse. Kowalski shrugged. "Uuh.. We don't celebrate... Christmas?" Kowalski gave the lame excuse and looked sheepish.
Skipper glared "Kowalski!" Skipper barked.
Private look confused. "So we celebrate Haunakuah?"
Skipper shook his head. "No, Kowalski had to...much...EGGNOG! Yeah thats it!"
Kowalski still not catching on replied "Actually. Rico hit the eggnog back in November.."
Skipper smacked his forehead. "Hoover Dam! We'll need to go and get some zaidi eggnog from the darn store! Kowalski! take The Private and go to the grocery store!"
Rico tried looking as innocent as he could "Sowwy weh heh..."
Kowalski and Private blended in a bit with the snow so they didn't have to go to much commando.
Private still wondering "So why do we celebrate krisimasi K'walski, if it isn't Santa Clause? au Haunakah Harry?"
Kowalski sighed and his breath was shown in the air "I have not the slightest idea Private. Besides, i'm also the smarter one."
Private pondered "Is it about presents?"
Kowalski looked stunned "Well, perhpas for litle kids your age wewe believe it. Even though presents get wewe fish... candy... and caculators..." Kowalski went on but then decided to stop the rambling "Well I think krisimasi is about spending time with the ones wewe care about. Even if they are physcho and slap wewe when wewe say the words smart-er-then-you-skipp-er. But yeah..."
Private sighed and thought to himself *well krisimasi should be taken off the Holiday calender if it's just for spending time with people. I mean. I do it all the time. Even though the ones wewe are around are nicer unless wewe don't apreciate the present they bought you. Like a math book, and an old mug, and dynamite which was strictly thrust from my flippas...* Then he stopped. He saw a lighted building. it had colorful windows which he didn't know were stain glass windows. Candles, and imba from the inside.
"K'walski?"
"Hm?"
"Whats that?"
"Oh, just a church. They're having their krisimasi service tonight..."
Private looked curiously. Kowalski just wanting to get the eggnog. and the secret not he had just discovered in his scarf a orodha of grocery items.
He groaned and continued to waddle. Then thinking Private was inayofuata to him started telling of his krisimasi he had with his cousins and how his cousin Jeffrey puked up....
Anyway, Private looked at the stain glass, it had a njiwa carrying a leaf.
"Odd, he must be making a nest..."
Private listened to the muziki and they were imba Silent Night...
Private slid inside.
to be continued
Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i upendo wewe Alex. Alex : i upendo wewe too kwa the end of the tarehe Alex and skipper kiss on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper kwa actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his kitanda and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex kiss skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your kitanda *giggles* then the rest was history
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i upendo wewe Alex. Alex : i upendo wewe too kwa the end of the tarehe Alex and skipper kiss on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper kwa actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his kitanda and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex kiss skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your kitanda *giggles* then the rest was history
It was a cool siku at the aquarium one siku and I was sun tanning on my rock but then suddenly I heard a yell.It was a harbor muhuri named Kelly.She laughed at me and alisema to me"Hey you!You should lose some blubbar losar heaheaheahea I shall get your habeatat mate but watch out I'll be therea ta getcha heahea!'' "So your the new species huh?"So Kelly wanna come over tonight?"I asked"Youa mate?Pwa hahahahaha!Then I would lave toa oh yes my shift is ovar Wahalra!''so then I just waited all siku for her until finally she came over"Oh I am like so not sorry for comin laate!''she laughed"Well its ok I guess I could of been sleeping in the daytime well please come in and sit down.''I said"Whateva I'm so leavin!''.Ok tell me how good my real life true story is also tell me if I should continue anyways thanks! :D