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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to hariri it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski inayofuata to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when wewe find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life kwa playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day
Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins au Otters with the Cootie virus.
wewe are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.
Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when wewe find that forty year-old watermelon, tikiti maji in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)
Taurus (maurice)
wewe will never find true happiness - what wewe gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again kwa your explosive tendicies
Your upendo life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away
Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says wewe should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when wewe wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much zaidi talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts inayofuata week
Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when wewe fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, wewe stupid freak
Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but wewe know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that mti again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
"That's wewe horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.
^ original song. Thought it would be fun to hariri it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski inayofuata to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when wewe find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life kwa playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day
Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins au Otters with the Cootie virus.
wewe are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.
Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when wewe find that forty year-old watermelon, tikiti maji in your colon. (phil)
Trade toothbrushes with an albino lemur, then clean up after the elephants.(mason)
Taurus (maurice)
wewe will never find true happiness - what wewe gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, sevre the king and stuff, and then go back to sleep
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Gemini (Rico)
Your birthday party will be ruined once again kwa your explosive tendicies
Your upendo life will run into trouble when your doll comes to life and runs away
Cancer (private)
The position of Jupiter says wewe should spend the rest of the week beak down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test
Leo(Kowalski)
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to Skipper's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored jello, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik
Virgo (marlene)
All otters are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when wewe wind up with your head impaled upon a stick
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
Libra (Skipper)
*A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much zaidi talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts inayofuata week
Scorpio Officer X
Get ready for an unexpected trip when wewe fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, wewe stupid freak
Sagittarius (the badgers)
YOur cousin is laughing behind your back
(kill her)
Take down all those naked pictures of the lemurs you've got hanging in your den
Capricorn (fred)
The stars say that you're an exciting and intelligent squirrel, but wewe know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave that mti again
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today (that's your horoscope for today)
That's your horoscope for today
"That's wewe horoscope for today" belongs to Weird Al. I do not own it.
I am uandishi a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 zaidi if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the onyesha is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome wewe to-
Me: songesha IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank wewe for waiting
wewe unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as wewe travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling: I welcome wewe to-
Me: songesha IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank wewe for waiting
wewe unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as wewe travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
OK, as wewe might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site au theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an makala to be ilitumwa on their own site about how great the other onyesha is.
If wewe like the plan, maoni and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if wewe don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site au theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an makala to be ilitumwa on their own site about how great the other onyesha is.
If wewe like the plan, maoni and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if wewe don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Skipper's nerdy best friend
I upendo The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only maswali I ever ask are:
Why don't zaidi people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? au the 5th of May?
This onyesha is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The zaidi I watch this show, the zaidi I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope wewe all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only maswali I ever ask are:
Why don't zaidi people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? au the 5th of May?
This onyesha is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The zaidi I watch this show, the zaidi I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope wewe all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A shabiki of The
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable kwa others. Fanguins can be
identified kwa penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off nukuu from the televisheni onyesha at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable kwa a
upendo of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s mashabiki and Foes
•And various OCs and shabiki pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable kwa others. Fanguins can be
identified kwa penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off nukuu from the televisheni onyesha at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable kwa a
upendo of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s mashabiki and Foes
•And various OCs and shabiki pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
