skipper: au A SPY! au DR.BLOWHOLE!
just stop kusoma wewe got no hands/flippers/paws/ext.
Skipper: becuse we dont want you!
me: SHUSSHH wewe GET YOUR TURN SKIPPER!
now where were i? oh yeah!
But im not genna teach you! The penguins will! now lets start the lesson!
CHAPTER 1:THE LOOKS
private: when wewe drive wewe need to look good
like sun glasses! I perfer purple galsses!
skipper: purple?! no purple! i dont like purple nor pink there too girly.
private:like i was saying its all about the sun galsses becuse it says "IM THE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD!"
CHAPTER 2: CAR CHECK
kowlski: wewe need to check your car becuse safty comes first.
skipper:uhh kowlski force gose first
kowlski:check the underhood to make sure a targeting invention isnt put in there kwa a crazy penguin, auk *looks at rico*
rico: EEEEHHH!!! *waves*
kowlski: check the tire presser too. and last wewe need to check if the car is good enough for awesome camondo penguins like us.
CHAPTER 3:SPEED!
rico: ... VROM HFAWYGYAFBZNRUAFGHTYDN FAST FAST! *car noses*
translation: vroom!GO AS FAST AS U CAN!STEP ON IT GO FAST! FAST!!!!
kowlski: cool cars go faster thats a sicentific fact!
private: no u go slow and steddy becuse safty gose first
skipper:noooo force gose first!
CHAPTER 4: STUFF wewe NEED TO LOK OUT FOR
skipper: this is genna be a long chapter the things wewe need to look out for are....
ninjas,spys,aliens,guns,people from denmark,step moms,lasers,ninjas with guns,jelly donuts,Dr.blowhole,lobsters,bolwing pins,robots with laser eyes,king julien,spounge bob,fangirls,fangil ninjas!,pepole who kill penut siagi winkees,the ghost of medfriidi and jhonson,flying perahna,flying sharks,rico with too much dinomite,kowlski's inventions,me,and ninjas
kowlski:well i was thinking stuff like stop signs and red lights but those would work.....lest go to the inayofuata chapter.
CHAPTER 5:????
kowlski:..... what happen to the chapter
rico:uhhhh kaboom
private: wewe BLEW UP THIS CHAPTER!
rico:yep!
skipper: well less kusoma for us!
kowlski:this was our last chapter so...
everyone: THE END!
me: sooo now wewe know how to drive so put your hands on the weel and go! BYE!!!!!!!
