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posted by skipperfan5431
BACK AT THE LAIR!
Blowhole looks evily at the four tied up female penguins. " wewe thought wewe had me fooled, but wewe are NO MATCH for my evil genious!" Blowhole laughed, then resumed talking. " Now that I have the plans for the Electolizer, I will be invincable! And the first thing im going to do is destroy your little boyfriend, Skipper!" Lilly blushed as her team looked teasingly at her . " He is NOT my boyfriend!" Lilly testified, her face glowing red. " Don't worry girls, he won't be doing anything evil as long as were here." She assured to her team. " But Lilly,were completely powerless as long as were tied up!" Kam stated worridly . " Have we EVER been tied up for long? Lilly asked. The girls looked at eachother and nodded. " That's what I thought." Lilly alisema proudly. She looked at Roxy's back-pack and while Blowhole wasn't looking, She used her beak to grab a hunting kisu that was sticking out. "Oh Doris, wewe will make a marvelous evil queen. Once we finish off these pests." Just then, a ninja nyota flys out at Blowhole's head! Almost decapitating him. He looked ahead to see his four prisoners, completely free, in their battle poses, ready to fight. " wewe really underestimated us, didn't you?" Lilly asked Blowhole in her sassiest voice. " What! How could this be!?" He cried. Without even thinking, he pulled the huge red lever above his head. " What? Youre gonna call your little crabs now? We can totally take them on!" Joan yells. " Actually, their lobsters." Kam corrected almost instantly. " Oh no. I have someone wa-a-ay zaidi fun for wewe to meet. " Crome-claw? Seen him." Lilly taunted. " Nope, see for youself." Blowhole and Doris left the room, leaving the girls alone with the beast. Then every penguin's worst nightmare,wrapped in TITANIUM, appeared before their eyes. A giant---Titanium---Leapord seal!! " AHHHHH!" Cried the girls. Even Lilly had no words of wisdom at that moment. It was KILL,or BE KILLED!
Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker kwa the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't songesha on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope wewe enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making wewe laugh. Any title with a Roman numeral in brackets inayofuata to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do zaidi things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...
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Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, wewe don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, wewe were the one who alisema I was exendable. Why do wewe care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper alisema calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than wewe do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....
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posted by Saori14
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Go to this address if wewe want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper title at the end. M rated, so if wewe don't like lemons click away au don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...
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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster, kamba minion throwing samaki in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...
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Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the penguin, auk HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this kofia, chapeo will guarantee wewe to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now wewe can dance with your tarehe the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly kofia, chapeo to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do wewe think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell wewe that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if wewe go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If wewe don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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"Don't do it Private! Please spare him!" Kowalski cried, tears pouring down his cheeks. The flames reflected off the sweat on his face. "i'm sorry Kowalski. This has to end." Private held up a knife, Skipper was flat on the ground...On the other end of the Knife's point...

*Earlier that week*

"YAWN, ah... Another blissful day...UP AND ADAM BOYS!!!!!" Skipper yelled. They all sprang up, except for Starlite, she fell out of her hammock and flat on her face. "Do wewe always have to start off my siku with a heart-attack? My alarm was less annoying, and it was a person shouting "WAKE UP!! WAKE UP!"...
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When the penguins reached the H.Q. no one could sleep au even have conversation. Something changed the youngest penguin, auk that night. Like a flame of fury and rage burning in his heart. Private yourned for one thing almost zaidi than anything else. Revenge. Like in the story.
P: "Kowalski, I'm going to get revenge on that wolf!"
R: "Yeah!"
K: "No, revenge won't bring Skipper back! It's just zaidi violence."
Their words cut through the silent air like a blunt blade.

The inayofuata siku passed with their last real discussion the one the evening before about gettin revenge. It was midnight when Rico, the last...
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The penguins exstaticly waddled out of the zoo under the luminous moonlit sky. That night they were going camping in the wooded part of the park. But as they got closer to the shadowy forest. A misgiving feeling arose in each one of the penguins.
P: "Skipper, I think it would be best if we went back. Don't wewe think?"
S: "Why? Don't tell me your intimadated, Private."
They all sat around a roaring campfire. Rico spit up a bag at its capacity in marshmallows.
S: "Smores anyone?"
R: "Smores!"
Rico spit up four sticks, and soon the penguins were roasting their marshmallows.
S: "How about some campfire...
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Ch. 2

I looked around to see Skipper, Private, and Rico rushing out to see what had caused the explosion. I went after them as fast as I could.
Dark smoke clouds hurled themselves toward the sky on the oposite side of the zoo. Skipper rushed toward them with Private and Rico close behind. I went after them. Soon Skipper came to a stop, as did us other three. Just around the corner of the ukuta we were inayofuata to was the sorce of the smoke.
Skipper turned to look at me, "You stay here and out of sight. Leave this to the profesionals." he then signaled Private and Rico to fallow him before going...
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Arch Enemy: While testing Kowalski's newest invention, the "Nexto-Skeleton," Dale the konokono approaches the Penguins, seeking revenge against Private for crushing him. That accusation is only reinforced kwa Private accidentally crushing Dale at every chance he gets to apologize, and kwa King Julien, who vilified Private in front of all of the zoo animals. Who really crushed Dale? And can Private clear his name?

The Big S.T.A.N.K.: Rico and Skipper accidentally reactivate the S.T.A.N.K. (Super Toxic Aromatically Noxious Kaboom-boom) Project, a stink bomb disguised as a toilet designed to trap Dr....
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Penguins of Madagascar

“So this is Sunlight Metropolis …” Kowalski looks at the brochure in front of him and see’s a bright happy city. The city didn’t live up to its expectations.

The city was very gloomy. All of its tall buildings were dark and mysterious; it gave off this eerie vibe. The absolute silence didn't help either. The plaza, were the penguins stood, was void of all life. The only thing there was an inn, an item shop, and large bronze doors leading to different districts to the town. The lights of the buildings were off. In the middle of the plaza, a large kisima, chemchemi stood...
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posted by JediPenguin16
This is set a few weeks after the prolouge.
Chapter One: And keep your enemies closer...
4:45
The Penguins were employing adorbable hi-jinks. The people were loving it, and samaki rained down from the sky. But soon, the crowd dispered.
5:00
Alice had locked up, the only lights left were from the setting sun.
" Ah, closing time. Good job today men!" Skipper alisema as he waved to the last of the zoo-goers.
" Yes, we produced a plethera of petrifyingly collasal cuteness." Kowalksi announced as he worked on his abacus. " In fact, I would say that it was over..." He gasped. " Nine thousand!"
" What, nine-thousand!"...
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posted by JediPenguin16
Contains 1 OC-but this story is about Dr. Blowhole. And the Penguins. And the Zoo. And Love, good, evil. Pirates. Lobsters....Look, this orodha will go on forever, so I'm just going to get started.
Well, after Dr. B got defeated, things went a little crazy. The push of a button can change one life drastically.

Prolouge:

The last thing he could remember was a clown spewing purple light into his face.
Then, confused voices. Somethign about a "transfigurator" and " why would he keep that in there?"
In fact, these were his only memories. Slowly his dark brown eye opened. White. White walls, bedsheets,...
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posted by Whitesnowman
hujambo guys we need to talk and wewe BETTER pay attention ! Ok? Ok! Well I'm leaving fanpop and I want to apologize for all I've done ever since I made this STUPID account ! It was a very bad idea .Listen im truely sorry about all the mean stuff I alisema to wewe . Truly from the bottom of my soulless moyo :( . I'm leaving so I won't Hurt your guys feelings anymore than I already have :( I'll leave in a few days to say goodbye . The only reason I alisema all that stiff is because my parents are divorcing and I'm so mad I cant control it and took it out on wewe guys .im so sorry . Well I'm closing this entry .Goodbye
Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think wewe should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much wewe like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...
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So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the kisima, chemchemi for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 au 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...
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"Alright men, maintenance time!! Soon after, we'll go up there and train our asses off until we are ready to kill Pennywise!! Kowalski!! Fix the car's motor, Rico will scrub the floors, Private, wewe will scrub the w.c., and I'll wash off the samaki guts from the juu level," alisema Skipper. "Whats a w.c.?" asked Private. "The toilet, now go!!" barked out Skipper. They soon all ran to their chores and Private got into the bathroom, he then went over to the bleach and picked up the scrubber, he then hummed a tune as he began to head for the toilet. Suddenly, all 4 faucets in the bathing area turned...
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They had to find him, Pennywise the dancing clown, before he kills someone else. "Alright, I have 2 locations where Pennywise could be," alisema Kowalski. "State the locations please," alisema Skipper. "He could either be in the pipe system of New York, au in a large area of wilderness, where he eats the children," alisema Kowalski. "I most likely think he could be in the deepest, darkest, abyss of the sewer systems below our city," emphasized Skipper. "Possibly, but, how can we tell if Marlene's still alive?" asked Private. "Well, we didn't find a body, au blood, so most likely, she's alive," said...
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