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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski shabiki fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head and sending him to the floor. Rico got up with a irritated look on his face and rubbed his head.
    "Oops! Sorry Rico!", Private apologized as he took off the blindfold.
    Private saw Kowalski and clapped his flippers in joy.
"Kowalski! It really is you! But wewe don't look so good.... are wewe alright?"
    For the past couple of days, he hadn't really cared about looks, au really anything else at all when it came to "cleanliness". Kowalski had rope burns from wriggling in that blasted trap of Blowhole's, and he was skinnier than usual since he only ate a couple of dropped samaki sticks. Kowalski also smelled of sea salt and of cheap machine metal due to sneaking around Coney Island, and all the emotional pain he had gone through had left bags under his eyes.
    "I'm fine.", Kowalski assured Private.
    "But... where did wewe go?", Private inquired further.
    "That's classified, Private... Between me and Skipper"
    Kowalski turned to stare at Skipper with a grave look, and Skipper only blankly stared back, his mind filled with thoughts.
    (I hope Kowalski doesn't tell the team that I kissed Doris, it would ruin Private's trust in me.), Skipper pondered.
    "Skipper. I need to discuss something with you. Alone."
    Skipper narrowed his eyes.
    "Alright then Kowalski. Private, Rico. Go wait outside while we settle this."
    Rico left immediately, but Private stayed back as he stared in shock at the two of them, knowing that they were going to battle.
    "But-"
    "THAT'S AN ORDER, PRIVATE!", Skipper yelled.
    Private left with a blank expression of astonishment and horror on his face.
    Kowalski waited for the hatch to close, and then his battle face disappeared as he knew he had fooled Private and Rico into leaving.
    "Skipper! I saw wewe searching for me on Coney Island! I'm sorry that I over-reacted when wewe kissed Doris and all! wewe knew that I liked Doris and if wewe asked me if wewe could tarehe her I would have alisema yes, wewe didn't need to sneak behind my back to do so! When I jumped off of the dock I started to float to Coney Island, I ate spoiled samaki sticks, I got hit in the head with a lobster, kamba claw, I got trapped kwa Dr. Blowhole, I aliiba a bus, and I probably broke a GPS! I came here to tell wewe that you're in grave danger and Dr. Blowhole wants to kill you!"
    Skipper let his guard down and blinked once, "Ok, run that kwa me again, starting from after the apology."
    Kowalski sighed, "Skipper, Dr. Blowhole is planning a scheme to kill wewe and he wanted me to jiunge the plan. The only reason I didn't is..... is because wewe never leave a fellow operative in need."
    Skipper gazed at Kowalski and apologized also, " I'm sorry I started to tarehe Doris secretly behind your back. I thought if I asked wewe first, wewe would say no. And also, why is Blowhole trying to kill me?"
    "He didn't say... I'm guessing as a plot of revenge from after we destroyed the Ring of moto plan."
    Skipper shrugged and went over to a small meza, jedwali where he grabbed his coffee cup.
    "And kwa the way Kowalski, I dumped Doris after what happened. She wouldn't speak to me and I was filled with guilt for what I did. It wasn't working out well beyond there."
    Kowalski watched Skipper take a long sip of coffee and after some quiet moments, Kowalski spoke up.
    "What are we going to do about Dr. Blowhole Skipper? Most likely he still wants to kill you, and probably he just wants to kill us all kwa this point."
    "I'll get a guy I know from Japan, he shows no mercy when it comes to surprise attacks. I'll just tell him to say it was a gift from Skipper." Skipper took another sip of coffee and waited for Kowalski to respond.
    "And what will we tell Private and Rico..?", Kowalski questioned.
    Skipper grinned, "Let's just say, whatever happens at the dock, stays at the dock."
    Kowalski smiled, knowing thing were now all patched up between him and Skipper. The only problem now was Doris.
posted by karenkook
Chapter 3
Meanwhile, back at the lemur habitat
   Julien kept tossing and turning as he slept. He was having a nightmare, but it started out as a great dream. Julien was laughing as he ran through a familiar part of Madagascar. He was having fun exploring and partying with his subjects. All of his subjects cheered as he danced to the beat. He encouraged everyone else to dance with him. Julien watched as the other lemurs started to dance as well, except for one young male ruffed lemur who sat under the darkness of a tree. His body was white. He has patches of black on his tail, paws, hips, face,...
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Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think wewe should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much wewe like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white...
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....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for wewe to figure out while wewe read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...
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Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own penguin, auk personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if wewe possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ wewe are a born leader.
__ wewe are terrified of needles.
__ wewe crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ wewe are the first born child.
__ wewe always have a cup of coffee...
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"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the wanyama A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," alisema Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with wanyama whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with wanyama whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...
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Staring blankly at the phone, Skipper slapped me back into reality, "Private, Private, snap out of it, are wewe alright?" he asked, concerned for his youngest soldier. "Oh sorry Skipper, I just fell into a trance, it's because there's a file here that I don't remember seeing before" I replied. But before Skipper told me to play the ring tone, he called for Kowalski and Rico who were eager to hear it too. "Hey Kowalski, Rico come over here for a second, I want wewe guys to listen to this. Alright Private, cue the ring tone" alisema Skipper, pointing his flipper to my phone.

I pressed the play button...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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posted by Colonelpenguin
The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i alisema "I have a crystal ball wewe can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on wewe and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...
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I am uandishi a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 zaidi if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the onyesha is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome wewe to-
Me: songesha IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank wewe for waiting

wewe unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as wewe travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
posted by Rini_Kowalski
My first fanfiction! Enjoy!
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It was krisimasi eve, 7:56 P.M.
Four penguins of the New York Central Park Zoo were preparing for Christmas.
Setting up the usual Ice tree, hanging mistletoe, (<-- just in case..) and stalkings. Private enjoyed Christmas. a few years zamani when he was still new to the penguins HQ, he seriously was confused.
Skipper told him: "Private, wewe must understand, this penguin, auk HQ does not believe in Santa Clause. He's just a fat man who was originally a Hobo and was thrown into the North Pole where he found Reindeers that are...
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OK, as wewe might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site au theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an makala to be ilitumwa on their own site about how great the other onyesha is.
If wewe like the plan, maoni and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if wewe don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
posted by littlebirdy05
*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's shabiki page, but honestly this place is zaidi active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s zaidi of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...
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Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a ukuta of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was kusoma and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the chanzo of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...
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Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift au something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a nyangumi and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...
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 Skipper's nerdy best friend
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young penguin, auk squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan down a snowdrift away from their penguin, auk flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it kwa the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...
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added by Metallica1147
added by cattoy10
I upendo The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only maswali I ever ask are:
Why don't zaidi people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? au the 5th of May?
This onyesha is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The zaidi I watch this show, the zaidi I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope wewe all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.