Penguins of Madagascar Article: The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

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The 12 Days of Christmas(Penguins of Madagascar Version)

posted by iLikeKowalski

I wrote this a couple months zamani and..... I'm not 100% sure why I'm choosing to post it now... but........ Whatever.
CAPS= sung
Julien: ON THE FIRST siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!
Skipper: ON THE sekunde siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Private: ON THE THIRD siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Rico: BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLAA BLA BLA BLA
BBBBLA BLA BLA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Kowalski: ON THE FIFTH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Marlene: ON THE SIXTH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Even though dhahabu laser flares are completely ridiculous for a krisimasi present…But hey, I’m not complaining!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roger: ON THE SEVENTH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LAZER-RIFLES! Best present eva! XD
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Maurice: ON THE EIGHTH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Man, I’m going to try this out right now!!!
Skipper: Not in the HQ, soldier.
Kowalski: Oh, what?!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Fred: ON THE NINETH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo GAVE TO ME
9.…uh, 9! Uh,
ON THE NINETH siku OF CHRISTMAS, THIS IS WHAT I WANT!
TO REMEMBER 9 THINGS TRUE upendo GAVE TO ME!
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUTARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES! Hehe, this‘ll onyesha Skipper…*Laser noises*
Private: Ah! My eye!
Skipper: Kowalski!
Kowalski: My bad!
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BAND-AIDS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Mort: ON THE TENTH siku OF krisimasi MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME!
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE upendo GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES!
Skipper: Oh no wewe don’t. Give it here.
Kowalski: But I…
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: *Sniffs* *Hands laser to Skipper*
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Roy: ON THE ELEVENTH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME!
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE upendo GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that someone aliiba from me. Eh hem, Skipper!
Skipper: Hey, that was on you.
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES
Burt: ON THE TWELTH siku OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE upendo SHIPPED TO ME!
12 TONS OF PEANUTS
11 EAR PLUGS
10 TOE KISSES
TO REMEMBER THE 9 THINGS MY TRUE upendo GAVE TO ME
8 BRAINS FOR MY BOSS
7 OPPORTUNITIES
6 SPANISH GUITARS
5 GOLDEN LASER-RIFLES that broke my heart... *Sniffs* ...Well, and Private's cornea...
Skipper: Aw, what the heck, it’s Christmas! *Hands laser gun to Kowalski*
Kowalski: *Squeals* Ah! *Pulls trigger* *No laser* What the? No batteries?!?! Aw, humbug! >:(
BLA BLAA BLA BLA
3 BABY DUCKLINGS
2 bazooka BLASTERS
AND A BOOMY BOX WITH SPARE BATTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peacebaby7, egel_0507 and 2 others like this

Marika_1996 That was totally wondeful! Especially the laser-rifles part :D

SandMCLASSIFIED nice...the laser-rifle parts were hilarious!!! but i thought skipper didnt believe in holidays...

iLikeKowalski ^It's a free present. Who DOESN'T like presents?

IluvPrivate LOL! But he broke Private's cornea! Me: AAAAAAAAAH! *grabs Private* I'm going to fix your cornea. *3 hours later* ALL BETTER! P: YAY! Me: Yep!

_Hans_ That was SOO funny!

peacebaby7 That was awesome! LOL!

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, wewe got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The mti falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 6: the reunion

posted by andresandru

We all sat at our positions, never expecting what came next, Rico was at the otter habitat's top, kowalski was in the juu of the mti in the gorila habitat, and I was at the juu of the clock tower.

"well, what do we have here?" I heard, we had stoped three androids she had maid, but this time, I didn't call the group, instead, I put in on the walkytalky

"yelly"

"skippy" she said, comiing near me "you aren't angry cause of what happened in brazil, are you?"

"no, I'm angry cause o-"

"WRONG ANSWER!" she tried to stab me, but she missed, I grabbed and threw the sword "I AM! wewe LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 5: the note

posted by andresandru

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Private shouted, as he runned from where arlene was, he knew something, and Yellymertington knew he knew that, the real reason for Yelly at killing her best friend was: she tried to kill him, that's the reason of why the face is the one with the stab

"priiiiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Yelly called, Private had to get to the H.Q., he knew he was being folowed, kwa death.

"one zaidi steps!" Private shouted almost entering penguin, auk habitat, but suddently everything went blank, he appeared in the H.Q., in a table, at the midle of the room.

"what?" he asked, he saw his belly, he saw a blank...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"OK Arlene, stop and open you'r eyes...", Skipper alisema gently as he uncoverd his flippers from here eyes. "WOW!...Im outside...And i haven't gone crazy!! Skipper wewe cured me!!" alisema M/arlene, turning around and giving Skipper a hug. "No...No prob Arlene", Skipper alisema starteld and also giving her a hug back.

King Julian, Mort and Maurice were sitting in a mti nearby. King julian was holding Mort upside-down, while Mort held two glass bottels in front of King Julians eyes. "Maurice, the bi-nocunarles are not of the working!!", King Julian yelled throwing the bottles and Mort from the tree."Binoculars,...

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 4

posted by RockOnPoM

*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd wewe wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't wewe want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...

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The Past part 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

This is my first ever article, just so wewe know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his crate in the penguin, auk habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the sekunde tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short penguin, auk with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, wewe can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chp 2: she'll be yelly

posted by andresandru

inayofuata morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private alisema sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought wewe shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u upendo the lunacorns? I upendo the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
---------------------------
(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- upendo PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I alisema that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out inayofuata mwaka
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?

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IT"S A PROM

posted by anna446

as marlene as getting to nyumbani julion came.he told marlene about the prom he's planing
marlene:wow a prom.
julion:yes a prom and I was hopeing that if I be the prom king wich I am sure I'll be then can wewe be my prom qween?
marlene:no but thanks for asking.
julion leaves
(at the penguins habitat)
julion: hello silly penguins I am to be asking wewe to come to the prom I am hosting?
skipper:*spit take* what but we are...
julion:marlene is going to the prom.
skipper:fine we'll go.men comences operachin:prom night.
(at the party)
skipper:men keep a eye out for marlene.
marlene:hey guys.
(descritchen:marlene is...

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The Deadly pembetatu - [5]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 5 - Underwater

Near Bermuda Triangle, 3 a.m.

The morning sky was a little cloudy, but it was not hard to see what was ahead.
"How many kilometers away is Bermuda Triangle?", Skipper asked Kowalski.
"About 7 au 8 miles. Probably there will be turbulence", Kowalski said. "We will be in the pembetatu soon."

The time passed fast. Very fast.
Kowalski was sleepy, like Private, Rico, Marlene and the others, except Skipper. His coffee was infallible.
"Want one?" Skipper alisema as he offered a cup of coffee for him.
"Thanks, Skipper", Kowalski said, yawning and put the plane on automatic control. "But...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 2

posted by alexrusso-213

(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 mwaka olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a imba competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling Lost but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")

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Julien's Ball (Part 1)

posted by juhpink

- Heeeeey there!!!!!- alisema Julien.
-Ringtail?What are wewe doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite wewe All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see wewe there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...

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The afternoon that I talked to my upendo ( Skilene history)

posted by juhpink

Was a calm afternoon in the hg. Private was helping Kowalski. Rico was dating Sra. Percky and Skipper was trying to understand what Kowalski was doing. Private was kind of hungry and asked Skipper if he could have a meal. Skipper liked the idea and went outside to get the meal. He started walking calmly. Marlene saw Skipper and asked him what he was doing. And Skipper said:
-I going to get a meal for Private.
-That is Nice.Can I go with you?????
-Of course.Came on here, Marlene.
Marlene went there and they started talking about the weather.
Marlene ‘ s face always shines when they were talking...

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Alex potter meets PoM part 1

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't wewe tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice siku and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the penguin, auk habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 2

posted by SPKR689

A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper woke up about two hours later. For some reason, a strange smell woke him up from his slumber. Ofcourse Skipper went to check it out. As soon as he placed his feet on the floor to check out the crate, Skipper felt a surge of seiring pain race through them. The floor was burning hot. After a few seconds, Skipper realized what was going on...the crate was on fire. He instantly crawled over to Lilly. "Lilly! Come on doll, time to go!" Skipper said, shaking His wife until she woke up. Lilly opened her eyes and saw Skipper at the foot of the bed, getting out a chainsaw. "Skipper! Are you...

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It. Chapter 7: Be afraid, balloons float

posted by 67Dodge

They had reached the inside of the sewer system, it was wide enough for them all to hold hands au flippers, and be in a row. "Whatever happens men, just stay together no matter what trick Pennywise pulls on us," alisema Skipper. They gathered in a tight circle, holding appendages. Kowalski felt two hands on his shoulders and hears a dentist's drill. "There is not anything there. I SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING THERE," alisema Kowalski, then the hands got off his shoulders. Julien began to say a prayer to the Sky Spirits to protect them, it was very quiet while Julien whispered the prayer, when he finished...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my butterscotch lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper alisema that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them au my butterscotch...

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It. Chapter 2: Bloody Sink

posted by 67Dodge

"There's a clown out there that has suddenly appeared as soon as Mort is reported missing, so we must make sure to stay on our toes about this," alisema Skipper. "I have gotten sources that wewe may be crazy, maybe it's just some psychotic human in a clown suit scaring people and causing various havoc," alisema Private. "Negatory, this "Pennywise" offered me to go down with him into the sewer," alisema Skipper. "I have options on his true intention. He might be: A. Someone hired in the park to scare people, B. An evil entity who's sworn goal is to devour, au C. A friendly clown trying to offer people...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 6

posted by alex356

Me:sheesh exams are so hard I am so happy that it's over
Herminoe:well now wewe have a whole mwaka
Me:stop ruining my freedom
Private:well who knows-
Snape:well well what are wewe doing-
Me:its not your bussines
Snape:do wewe want dention
Me:no
Harry:his gets on my nevers
Me:well we did get in trouble kwa wonder in the night
Skipper:whoa whoa and whoa wewe wonder all night last mwaka with out telling us
Me:0.0
Kowalski: well Alex didn't want probaly because she likes like you
Me:WHAT! Who-who alisema that
Private:we read your journal
Skipper: *slaps private*
Private:sorry
Me:*blush*
Skipper:so wewe do like me
Bells...