Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalski's siku Off!

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posted by Bluepenguin

Kowalski's siku Off!

The HQ
"BOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
Kowalski flies across the room, hitting the ukuta with a thud and landing on the hard concrete. Skipper, Rico, and Private turnaround from their game of Texas Hold 'Em to find Kowalski frantically waddling back into his smoldering lab, which is at this point enveloped in a layer of green smoke.
Skipper: And right when I had the winning hand!
Skipper puts down his deck of cards and storms off into the green smoke.
Skipper: Kowalski! Come out here!
Skipper exits the lab with Kowalski trailing behind him.
Skipper: Kowalski, can wewe explain to us why wewe have interrupted our game of Texas Hold 'Em with that deafening blast?
Kowalski: ...Well, I was just working on my new Ultraviolet chakula Dispenser...
Kowalski pulls out a completely smoldered mechanism, which after a couple sekunde cracks and falls to the floor.
Kowalski: Or, in this case, was working on it...
Skipper: I think it would be better if wewe just took a break from all this science gibberish, maybe wewe can go out for a walk in the park!
Private: wewe have been working on that invention for quite some time now, Kowalski!
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright, I'll take a break from the scientific breakthroughs, but only for one day!
Skipper: Fine.
Kowalski leaves the habitat and goes wondering off to the park, searching for rest.

The Park
Kowalski strolls about the almost completely empty park, watching the cirrus clouds swirl and meander in the chilly sky.
Kowalski: I guess I do need a break... most of my inventions have failed to reach completion au even function correctly.
Kowalski decides to sit under a large oak and watch the snowcone stand operate. Fred pops out of the oak from a large gap, carrying multiple acorns. About to leave his hole, Fred accidently drops 5 of the acorns upon the almost asleep penguin.
*Ker-plunk!*
Kowalski: Oww! What was that?
Fred: Oh, sorry fat pigeon!
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon, as a matter of fact, I'm actually a penguin.
Fred: No... wewe look zaidi like a pigeon. See? wewe have wings.
Kowalski: Uh.. flippers. And I'm a penguin.
Fred: But how did wewe switch your wings to flippers in two seconds?
Kowalski: I was born with flippers.
Fred: No, you're a pigeon. Pigeons have wings.
Kowalski: I'm not a pigeon!
Fred: Did wewe say pigeon au gibbon?
Kowalski: Pigeon, and I'm not-
Fred: I wonder if this place has gibbons... I've always wanted to see a gibbon.
Kowalski: *Face-flipper* wewe know what? Just never mind, I'm leaving now.
Fred watches Kowalski get up and begin to leave.
Fred: Wait, but are wewe a pigeon au a gibbon?
Kowalski turns around angrily.
Kowalski: I. Am. A. PENGUIN!!!!!!!!

Back at HQ
Skipper just made some fresh coffee, and Private and Rico are fighting over whether to watch the "Lunacorns" au "Destruction Galore" on TV. Kowalski barges in angry and probably not as calm as Skipper expected. Kowalski storms into his lab and shuts the door.
Skipper: ...
Private turns around.
Private: .....I guess your plan didn't work that well, Skipper.
Skipper: ....Meh, oh well. He'll get over it *Sips coffee*

Colonelpenguin, yokaisummoner and 3 others like this

skipperfan5431 This story rocks!!! Im pretty sure Fred would ACTUALLY say all that crap too! XD

BirdG Great story. Short and nice. And absolutely not Out of Character! (What's the opposite for OOC?) I already liked Kowalski's conversations with Fred in "Mask of the Raccoon" and "Otter gone wild" and you really did some nice job. Really great! 10 stars (of 10)

alex356 Hahahaha fred is funny

yokaisummoner HA! I LUV IT! I luv it when Fred and Kowalski interacts...it's always hilarious. Poor Kowalski.

LtKowalski I AM A PENGUIN!

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Highschool!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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tarehe LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

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PoM Comic vitabu Better Than Episodes?

posted by Bluepenguin

I'm kusoma some of the synopsises of the PoM comic vitabu on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

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The Penguins meet Meep (Part 1/3)

posted by Katie_Kat200

wewe know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A shabiki OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the juu of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so wewe can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: penguin, auk Habitat, on juu of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

Marlene's Choice Parts 1 and 2

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A ngome near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King otter continues to tafuta for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years zamani one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

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I am no longer a POM fan.

posted by ThatDarnHippo

Yup. I have officially Lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.

My inayopendelewa shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If wewe like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest wewe don't check these out.

I also upendo comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown cartoons at around the age of 11. I would probably still upendo them if they replaced the junk, taka we see on...

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The Feather of the Crystal falcon, kozi (part1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy siku in the mwezi of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 dakika straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

Diary of Marlene

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe wewe misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help wewe find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

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There is a Reason: Chapter 4

posted by krazy4kowalski

The Final Battle

Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if wewe don’t like your inayopendelewa characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell wewe what happened. kwa the way, I think one of the Narnia vitabu has the same title as this chapter so if wewe happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Two

posted by krazy4kowalski

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the sekunde chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the awali chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private alisema through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie babies at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to onyesha up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

The Danes in Denmark

posted by skipper321

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the penguin, auk strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.

Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get zaidi information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

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VOTE FOR ME! I upendo KOWALSKI MORE!!!

posted by Penguin11

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I upendo Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay zaidi sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I upendo science. Who has zaidi in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, upendo it, and I upendo candy!
8.) I'm making a orodha about how much I upendo him!
9.) I'll cry if wewe don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If wewe vote Kico, wewe will be hated kwa me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

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upendo Comes Tumbling Down. Chap 1

posted by EmoCupCake

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured kwa Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty au so of the panya King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

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Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

kwa the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his Marafiki die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

upendo Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, wewe see that otter over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that otter is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what wewe were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

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Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a penguin, auk could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir duka and end back here at the base. Do wewe agree?"
    Private and Rico...

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Dat Stare.....

added by Metallica1147

Source: I took the picture

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Do u wan't some balloon ?

added by skipperahmad

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Poor Private.

added by peacebaby7

Source: Me and picmonkey.com

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Super Science High Five

added by stlouisfan

Source: I know why the caged bird goes insane

Dazzling Commander

posted by Black-Raine

(Inspired kwa the episode: upendo Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a sock on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their nyumbani was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week zamani Rico had Lost his dazzling doll, the...