It's a bright and sunny siku at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We songesha in fast and we songesha in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team saluted to onyesha they knew the plan. "Great! Let's songesha out!" On Skipper's command, they pounced into the habitat and struck their battle poses. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Cried the unsuspecting penguins. " PRIVATE! SHEILD YOUR EYES!" Skipper yelled as Lilly put her flipper over the little guy's face. The charmeleons weren't in trouble, they were----were---mating!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if wewe need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few sekunde of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two sock puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN saa LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. wewe have nothing to worry about." Lilly alisema as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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inayofuata MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are wewe okay soldier? wewe don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have wewe eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have wewe eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do wewe want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he alisema HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about wewe Lilly? Have wewe done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. wewe are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if wewe MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about wewe Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper alisema sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He alisema playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper alisema to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!