Chapter 4: The Guardians are coming!

A siku later, Pat and Kowalski overheard Alice talking to another zookeeper. “This is weird, the computer says that we due for another shipment of animals.” Alice said. “What wanyama now?! We’ve already had Emperor and Adelie Penguins from Antarctica and a bunch of wanyama from Paris. What now? Owls from England?” “Well, we are getting owls, but it doesn’t say where there from.” After hearing this, Pat and Kowalski decided to investigate. They got to Alice’s computer and found out a shocking revelation. Alice wasn’t lying. They were getting...

  "You do?" they asked in unison.
Lexii nodded eagerly. She looked at the lemur wearing the labcoat and smiled. "You're Dr Horrible!!! I watch your blog all the time!!!!! And you!" she looked at the lemur wearing the blue shirt, "You're Captain Hammer!!!!!! Oh my gosh! I cant belive I'm acctually meeting wewe two!!!!!" she jumped up and down fan-girling. 
   "Yeah great. Uh help?" Dr Horrible choked out as he tries to pry Captain Hammer's fingers off his throat. 
   Captain Hammer scoffed. "Like SHE can stop me! I run the onyesha here. I'm Captain Hammer and the hammer is my... OW OW!!" Lexii...

Date, September 12th.

Dear Diary,

Of course, he had to come back. I knew he would someday. He pushed my buttons, but I tried to ignore him. I mean, eggs and bacon? How is that going to get me back into my game?

Yes, I am talking aboit the Armarillo Kidd. That horrid kakakuona was trying to get me back into minigolf. I didn't want to.

Driving records mean nothing. if you're about to run over a grasshopper. I manage to stop the car, just before impact. Skipper's wasnt happy with me and I was convinced that nice guys reall DO finish last.

Then HE comes, in my face and nagginf for me game. I tell him...

the story starts with me packing up and going somewhere.

Me: (packing up some stuff) okay a cap, herufi kubwa check, a bottle of water check, first aid kit check, snacks check, sunglasses check, a lighter check, and a blanket check. okay I'm all set and ready to go.

so after I packed my stuff I went to the airport.

Me: excuse me I'm looking for a private plane for me to fly in?

Woman: hujambo wewe must be the panya, kipanya who survived cheating death twice.

Me: yup that's me.

Woman: well today wewe are in luck Miss wewe get to fly in the private plane for the first time.

Me: does that mean I'm not going to pay you?

Woman: of course...

Skipper struggled to open his eyes. He found himself lying on the floor of Marlene's place. His head was still throbbing. The last thing he remembered was Antonio punching him, so he blacked out. Wait, where was Marlene? He trudged to his feet.

"Marlene?! Marlene?!" Skipper alisema wandering out of the cave. The sun shone brightly in the afternoon sky. How long had he been out for? With one step mbele he heard a crinkling sound under his left foot. It was a piece of paper with a letter. It read:

Dear Skipper,

I have your precious, Marlene. If wewe want her wewe will follow the map on the back of...

*back to present*

Skipper: This still isn’t making any sense.

Private: Of course it isn’t Skippa because we haven’t even finished it.

Skipper: I know, but all it’s telling us is what we already know, when is it going to get to the point?

Ash: *mumbling*…so impatient…..

Skipper:*glare*

Kowalski: *grabs the book* let’s keep reading, maybe it’ll give us a clue to where she ran off too.

Ash: *gazing lovingly* so smart….

Kowalski: *blush*…s-so yea back to the story….

Book: The zoo was on totally panic attack right now, and it’s all my fault because I let it happen. How could I be...

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one zaidi time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't wewe guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like wewe could use the sleep. wewe have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

In DreamTropolis
Tom Tucker: Well, it seems the Masked Power Racer is in front and he seems to have Team penguin, auk in the car.
P: Are wewe sure wewe don't mind sharing your title with us?
Power Racer: What matters is that wewe guys are alright. (the car crosses the finish line)
Kent Brochman: THE MASKED POWER RACER AND TEAM penguin, auk WIN!!! (everyone gets out of their cars)
K: Thanks for helping us during the race.
S: But, still, why did wewe help us?
Power Racer: Well, guys. This might be shocking.
Tom Tucker: It seems like the Masked Power Racer is about to take off his mask. (the Power Racer slowly takes...

*Kowalski kicks Skipper away from him*
*Skipper punches Kowalski in the face*
Cream:What the heck is going on?!
Private:It's best not to tell wewe right now
Cream:Well,alright,Private
Private:We have to stop them au else they could end up going to another zoo!
Rico:Yeah!Le hurrry!
*Cream,Private,and Rico run to the others*
Marlene:What is going on?!
*Private whispers in Marlene's ear*
Private:Skipper and Kowalski are fighting for Cream,and it's gone TOO far!!!
Marlene:Yes,I can see that!
Cream:Let's hurry,Private!
*holds Private's hand and smiles*
Skipper:BLOWHOLE!!!
Cream and Private:DR.BLOWHOLE!!!
Blowhole:Penguins,I...

A sunny siku without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is kusoma lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

A sunny siku without training... We don’t know why Skipper let us do anything we want on this day. After our hard secret missions, we really need a holiday.
Scene 1 –HQ
Kowalski is in his lab, he trying to invent new inventions. Rico is watching TV. Private is kusoma lunacorns magazine.
Skipper: Boys, come here. We are going to get some snow cones. (Looking around) Where is Kowalski?
Private: He is in lab.
Me (Tressa): He invents new inventions that something turns into robot.
Rico: Uhh?
Me (Tressa): It’s not dangerous.
Skipper: Really?
Tressa: And… I must do something. Can I stay at HQ?...

*I have ilitumwa this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie koti, jacket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice alisema behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He alisema covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are wewe doing???" She alisema annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are wewe doing here is the...

Private began to tear up when the two horrified penguins found their bleeding leader laying face down on the ground without any movement. Rico slammed into the door trying to open it.
R: "Skipper! Skipper!"
P: "It's no use, Rico!"
Private wept into his flippers. Rico had to think of something. Then it hit him. Private looked over to Rico who was now spitting up various weapons. Finally Rico snatched a stick of dynamite from his pile of reguriated ammo.
R: "Kaboom"
P: "Rico, no-"
It was too late rico had already blown up the door. A fog of dust seperated them from the walk-in fridge. Just when they...

Ok i know this is my sekunde one for the day, but its valentines day! i think this is just a one-shot.

"UP and adam MEN!" Skipper yelled at the juu of his lungs. "Ahhh!!!" Private and Starlite screamed, he fell out of his bunk. And Starlite fell out of her hammock, as she rose, she pulled out a bow and arrow and pointed it to Skipper, they all froze. "Morning guys! Ha-" Marlene was cut off at the shock of seeing Starlite pointing an arrow at her. One at her, one at Skipper. "i knew wewe were out to get me." Skipper alisema putting his flippers up. "No, i'm not...But CUIPED is! Happy valentines day...

Ans for those who hadn't read my latest story, "The Reverse World" yet, here's the inayofuata part of my current story!

Chapter 5: Penguins always have a plan!
(back in the penguin, auk HQ)
SK: Lunchtime, everyone! You're free to do whatever wewe want, as long as it doesn't involve permanent injuries, deaths, mutations, et cetera. That means you, Kowalski and Rico.
SH: Great, now's our chance! Into the lab!
(Kowalski, Private and sherry all go into Kowalski’s lab)
PR(Kowalski): Wow, I didn't even need an excuse!
KW(Private): He wasn't even looking, Kowalski.
SH: Let's take a look at the machine... Wow, it looks...

hujambo everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope wewe understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

Death kwa Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.


Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chokoleti (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened kakao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder au 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons sour, wamekula cream


Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream au whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chokoleti (40-50% cocoa)



Method
1.Preheat tanuri, joko to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 au 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof au other...

All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear wewe have memory loss, wewe have alresdy been captured kwa Blowhole before, so wewe are the least of our worries." Kowalski alisema with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...

Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four Marafiki of mine.
Sometimes they samaki in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play mpira wa wavu and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to samaki in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight kwa where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...

“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” alisema the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” alisema the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...