Me no hear, see, au say anything about it

October 31st, 2004, DreamWorks Studios, Redwood City, California, a conference room
The main producers of DreamWorks Studious, and several directors, authors and animators, respectively, were seated around a large, rectangular table. Today it is empty, save for Tom McGrath; a creative consultant, director, producer, and sometimes voice actor for some of DreamWorks’ films, who is an older man in his forties, with brownish, thinning hair, Jeff Katzenberg, a.k.a THE Head Honcho at DreamWorks, Eric Darnell, like Tom McGrath, a writer, and Mirelle Soria, a film editor.
The men and women seated here...

When the family hug finally stopped, it was getting late (it already was). 
"I'm so happy, this will be your first night home!" Urka said.
Rico shook his head. "I already have a home."
"Oh then. Are wewe still staying?"
"No."
Urka nodded. "Wherever you're going, my boy, we'll go."
"Rico lives with his Marafiki in America," Ru said.
"All the way in America? How are we suppose to get there before night?!"
"One of his Marafiki build a machine to take us here, and back," Rica said.
"Plus, one of his Marafiki came with him!" Ru explained. 
Urka looked around. "Are wewe sure you're not in a crazy stage?"
"Kowalski!"...

“Don’t worry. If wewe take care of him as good as wewe lead your soldiers, I’d say he’s in good hands.”

“I hope you’re right. We should head back to base and get some troops to help us songesha her body.”

The sound of Hans and the young Skipper’s voice faded as they set back through the woods. Meanwhile, Skipper was processing everything he’d seen and heard, especially that last bit. The shock of everything he’d learned was too much for him. He turned and leaned against a tree. “Stop! Make it stop! I don’t want to see anymore! Take me back!” Skipper screamed through his...

"Dad, we must do something!" Private alisema when Katherine went out of the HQ.
'He called me dad' Skipper thought "I'll go to save her"
"I want to go with you" Private alisema when Skipper climbed up on the ladder.
"No, it's too dangerous, son"
"So we'll go with you" Kowalski said.
"Ok, only wewe and Rico, Private, stay in here"
"Drink it, that will heal you" Kowalski alisema and gave Private his invention juice. They went out of the HQ.
Meanwhile Katherine entered to Blowhole's lab.
"Blowhole?" There was dark. Suddenly she felt a hit on her head and she fainted.
"What happened?" Katherine alisema to herself when...

I'll think of a title later...

Chapter One: The Transfer
“Skipper, maybe wewe should take a look at this.” Kowalski swivelled the monitor round to Skipper. “Transferred? Aquarium? California? OTTER?!?” Skipper scanned the document, but it seemed foolproof enough. “How are we going to tell Marlene?” Private asked meekly. “We is a generalization, Private. I’m going alone.” Skipper wasn’t sure he was making the right decision, but if not then he’d just wing it as usual. “Are wewe sure, Skipper?” Kowalski asked, poking up from behind him. “Positive, soldier. If I’m not...

FREEDOM

One world to be destroyed...one enemy to be defeated...one hope to last...and one penguin, auk to save the world...and to rise above the others.

Introduction (Private's POV)

"This is the first book so I'm telling the details. Anyway, I know that I've faced trials just to save everyone's life. So, let me share it with you. This all started with changing my fate to start a new life. Of course Phoebe, Nutty, Matthew and Yin were there but here I am twelve years later still eleven. Possibly, you'll find out why I remained eleven forever. Since the guys twelve years zamani were dead after a battle...

Congaga: Take 1

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga!--"

Julien: "Stay on key, Mort!"

Director: "Julien, that was you..."

Congaga: Take 2

Julien: "I am the conga king! Doing the conga thing! Tail up then tail down! Hold my bottom & sing!"

Julien/Maurice/Mort: "Escongo! Congaga! Walk on in! Congaga! wewe can't stop! Congaga! Jump in line & sing! Congaga!"

Julien: "Please don't be tardy! Be on time to this dance party! Please come to this con--Con--CON! Congagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!...

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's inayopendelewa song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
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Why did the bomb kuvuka, msalaba the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

Blowhole: I now remember who I am, time to visit the penguins *evil laugh*

Another arrival at the zoo for the penguins arrives

Skipper: Hello friend what's your name?
Red: Hi my name's Red me and my sister are pleased to meet you.
Skipper: Sister?
Arlene: Hi I'm Arlene.
Kowalski: hi I'm Kowalski
Private: I. . . I'm Private
Rico: hi I'm Rico
Skipper: Do wewe have combate training Red?
Red: yes, my Capitan trained me, till blowhole killed him

Later. . .
Red one: It's nice to see ya doc, we just got word that the penguins got two new arrivals.
Blowhole: Yes, I am aware of that. Soon I'll have my revenge on...

Chapter 1: Who Calls At Midnight

Marlene's Habitat, 11:57PM

Marlene was sitting down, waiting for a specific Dragon Fly to appear. Finally, he arrived.

"Hey Marlene. Ready to plan all o' this?" asked Scouter.

"Of course I am. Look, I kept a map of the penguin, auk lair. Ya know, in case of emergencies. There are 4 main enterances. First one is the hole hidden kwa the penguin's chakula bowl. The inayofuata are the two windows underwater from the penguin, auk habitat. The last one is the air vent. But I doubt I would be able to fit in those pipes." Marlene explained.

"I got an idea. How about I go through the pipes,...

-Boys, I don't want wewe to feel sad for me, so we are going back to the hq and wewe are going to dress up for the night of your Lifes.
-Skipper, it will be a special night, but why are wewe taking it so serious?
-Because if I were with Marlene, it would be the night of my Life.
It was Amazing- thought Private. Skipper was so different.
We walked and walked and walked and when we got there I just chose my suit and put it on.I didn't alisema any word. Just don't want to.Kowalski still working in his machine.He was so tired, but he still there working and working...I was so pride of him.
-Kowalski.
-Hey,...