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Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The penguin, auk brainiac, some will say. And sense wewe are kusoma this, the cause must be either wewe want to learn how to do things zaidi sciency, au wewe are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing wewe can find to read.
Either way, wewe are kusoma it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If wewe want to be smart, wewe have to make it seem like wewe are. One of the things I do is talk...